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hey guys

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fuck the nether

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catch me absorbing speech patterns and mannerisms like fuckin kirby

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Maybe if you thought with your dick more and less with your brain you’d be able to stop being so mentally ill....

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fucking around for three days and then making a herculean effort on day four that restores your average progress to what a moderately inept person would have achieved with consistent effort, that’s what it’s all about.

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i give the bouncer my special id which only says “i make jokes on the internet” and he picks me up by my feet and swings me into speeding traffic

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in my semi-ironic usage of saying “epic” i now say it unironically and i dont know if any word can replace it

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kids, when you’re choosing your college schedule, you’ll hear a voice saying “just take the 8AM class. it won’t be that bad. you’ve done it for this long” that’s the devil talking

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*handwrites “asdfghhjkjssjs ily” on your birthday card*

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bro touching your nose mouth or eyes is cringe af keep those puppies on your keys and mouse we mining diamonds tonight