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the dreamies apologizing because kfans didn’t like the album even though sm dropped a album right in the middle of their tour and gave them piss poor promotions and it’s not even their fault … like sm you’ve fucked up too many fucking times and its like you still don’t fucking get it and then fucking knets how tf do we get rid of them cause they’ve yapped too much this year for my liking … like junnie just came back he doesn’t need this and jenos face during the live oh im pissed off 😑

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i’m gna try and get svt tickets tmr 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻 pray for meeeeee last time i saw svt i didn’t even know who they were😭😭😭

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CLICKED SO INCREDIBLY FAST

Knowing a change of scenery was what your mental health needed, you transferred to where your brother, Mark, goes to college. The good news is, he’s not too cool for his younger sister, so he lets you join his friend group immediately. The bad news is, Haechan is in that friend group, and a brief encounter four years ago was enough for you to understand he does NOT like you. Even worse news, he’s a lot hotter than he was four years ago…

Chapter Three: why he kinda...

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a/n: haechan active on Instagram oh we’ve won today, chat. I hope you all are doing well :)

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how are y’all booping so quickly pls share

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this is me uncontrollably booping ppl cus i wanna hit 127 boops

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it’s almost 4 am n i’m staying up even tho i have dance at 9am tmr to boop people who r in opposite time zones as me #isthiswhatihavebecome💔

reblog this if you're okay with booping spams please !!

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BOOPS R SO CUTE I LOVE BOOPS IF U SEND ME A BOOP CONSIDER US MARRIED I LOVE BOOPS pls don’t be pissed if i booped u 1 too many times I GOT TOO EXCITEDDDDD

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jaehyun😭

nct 127 when you use brainrot with them ⋆.*ೃ✧

pairing : ot8!nct 127 x reader

genre : fluff, humor, crack (?)

synopsis : what the title says pretty much 😭

tw : this is very cringey but it's meant to be, established relationships, sex joke in haechan's

a/n : this just popped into my head randomly... i apologize in advance 🫢

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i was not mentally prepared for this 😭 lee jeno the biggest green flag

1-800-hot-n-fun [lee jeno]

you couldn’t help but to continue to text your boyfriend who passed, so when his old number finally gets used, lee jeno can’t help but want you to continue to text him to help.

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ⓒstrrykais

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and the fact SM is enabling all of this. i doubt they were planning on keeping seunghan, because they should have expected at least some backlash, why didn’t they prepare legal statements and announcements to deter some of these ot6 stan’s????

what is wrong w ot6 briizes i’m not even a stan but like dudeeeee as far as i rmb the reason seunghan was on hiatus was cus he used to smoke n had a gf when he was a trainee (feel free to correct me i’m not too sure) but like what?? why were and are the fans so mad about that 💀 ur just jealous seunghan pulls n not u

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also i wonder what the rest of the members r thinking, like i know wonbin posted a statement but SM deleted it. if i were them i think i would hold a extent of resentment towards the fans. seunghan said it himself that the members wanted him back too, so i can’t imagine how they feel. these kbriizes absolutely suck too, SENDING FUNERAL WREATHS TO LIVING PEOPLE IS FREAKING 🤮.

what is wrong w ot6 briizes i’m not even a stan but like dudeeeee as far as i rmb the reason seunghan was on hiatus was cus he used to smoke n had a gf when he was a trainee (feel free to correct me i’m not too sure) but like what?? why were and are the fans so mad about that 💀 ur just jealous seunghan pulls n not u

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what is wrong w ot6 briizes i’m not even a stan but like dudeeeee as far as i rmb the reason seunghan was on hiatus was cus he used to smoke n had a gf when he was a trainee (feel free to correct me i’m not too sure) but like what?? why were and are the fans so mad about that 💀 ur just jealous seunghan pulls n not u

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about me💞

just realised i never did this💀

hi yall, i’m (SOMEONE REC ME A FAKE NAME LOL),i’m asian. idk what to put in this but uh i stan:

nct: bias dojaejung + jisung + yangyang +sion +yushi

svt: bias jeonghan(clearly)

those are my main groups, but i also love aespa (bias ning2), txt (bias soobin).

i loveeee western artists too, like usher, eminem, jhene aiko, kendrick lamar,chris brown, tinashe,frank ocean,kehlani,tyla,childish gambino etc!

let’s be moots 💞

love y’all 💞

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life update/yap

i don’t know how to start this LOL. but uh here’s a life update that nobody asked for 💞. nothing much happened in the time i was gone tbh i’ve gotten back on here in like last month maybe? but i’ve only been interacting with authors n reading stuff. i had a very bad case of angsty august and stressed sad september syndrome.(exams n other stresses).

one of the main reasons i’ve been so MIA is that i lowery fell out? of svt💔. i mean i still love them, but i think?,im just maturing as a kpop stan. to me being a kpop stan used to be about supporting every artist to the fullest, like every time they were on a show i would watch it every appearance i would watch it just for them. nowadays though?i care more about the music n i watch what i want, when i want. i don’t go hunting for my favs content n watch it live just because yk? like going svt, i haven’t watched weekly since last year, if i see a theme that i enjoy, ill watch it! its become more of a hobby than my whole personality now.

i’m yapping now, but, i also wanted to touch on the recent-ish matter on that ex-nct member. He is disgusting n i fully do not condone his actions. the latest news about it being quasi-🍇 is absolutely gagging.i might make a proper post on this separately, but ANYONE who still supports and defends that monster is NOT welcome here. just know that what you’re doing defending that person is so morally gross and wrong.

anyway on a happier note!, i’m back now and i’m gna start writing again maybe? because ever since that monsters news came out, i fell back into nct HEAVILY somehow.

love y’all 💞

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hi jeonghansshiteater 😭😭 i've never known your name!! HELP how have you been?

yo i never saw this😭. anyway lovely distinguished people of tumblr, i have risen from the dead n i’m back🫡. i’m not gna say my real name here cus thy internet is a wild place so uh fake name recs??🤷🏻‍♀️LOL THATS RLLY WEIRD. anyway i missed all of yallllllllll! i haven’t posted in like what, 7months?😭maybe ill do a life update or sum but i’ve been welll thanku for asking ☹️💞

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gym crush | choi seungcheol

fluff | 1151 words | suggestive descriptions. i’m y/n’s just really thirsty

an: please take this as a formal invitation. requests are open! (whether i answer on time is another problem)

you don’t like the gym. absolutely not. it gets super hot and humid inside, it stinks of sweat, and the big machines always intimidate you.

what to do? you’re just a girl.

you usually wouldn’t even phantom the idea of stepping foot into the gym if it wasn’t for your best friend. really, the only reason why you’re even sitting in one right now was because you arrived too early for your meet up with him.

that’s how you ended up perched on a high stool, legs swinging as you patiently look around while soonyoung finishes up his last few sets of… pull-ups? you’re honestly not sure. how he’s still chatting with you while completing his sets – barely panting through it, too – is beyond you.

“so i was thinking,” soonyoung casually starts, lifting himself like he was made of paper. “we can get dinner at the new italian place downtown? i heard they’re having a opening promotion right now.”

“mmh, sounds good.” your eyes are flitting all around the gym, trying to find something interesting enough to catch your attention.

“right, i almost forgot! seokmin texted earlier; he said he’ll drive by to pick us up later too.”

“really? that’s great.” you sound enthusiastic but your hunched posture informs soonyoung otherwise. at this point, your best friend can tell that you’ve tuned out of the conversation. he huffs at the way your eyes zone into the far corner of the gym, where the weight benches are. soonyoung scoffs more when he realises your eyes are trained on a very specific person, watching intently at the way the muscles on his arms bulge every time he lifts a dumbbell.

“yeah, he also said he saw mingyu running into a tree earlier… even said a rat fell on him and started pulling at his hair and controlling him like a robot. do you think the rat would make a better chef than mingyu?”

“wow really? that’s great.” your replies get progressively monotonous as you keep your eyes trained at the corner. yeah, now he definitely knows your mind has completely left the conversation.

your breath hitched as you watched the mystery man run a hand through his faded red hair, baggy t-shirt sleeves hitched up to reveal more of his biceps? triceps? never have you ever wished you paid more attention to your biology lessons back in high school.

everything about this mystery man has you swooning. the thick veins on his hands running up his arms, the way his eyebrows furrow in concentration, how the sweat glistening on his forehead seemed to cast a heavenly glow all around him. you can’t forget the grunts he lets out with every movement, entrancing you with his deep voice. gosh, even his hands are perfect. an angel has descended to soothe all your gym-related problems, converting you into a devout worshipper of his physique.

you’ve never been more thankful for soonyoung’s suggestion to wait in the gym.

soonyoung’s arms may be burning from hanging on the pull-up bar for too long, but he just couldn’t believe his eyes; your mouth is hanging open and– wait, is that drool?! is his best friend really drooling over a man in the gym?!? a laugh of disbelief escapes him as he finishes the last of his rep. soonyoung mutters a quick prayer of thanks to god for gifting him prime blackmailing material. he drops back to the ground and swiftly snaps a picture of you, in all your thirsting glory, before he picks up the rest of his stuff.

“y/n,” he calls out. “i’m gonna hit the showers and then we can go. you good staying here on your own for a bit?”

“yeah, yeah! i’m not going anywhere, don’t worry.” you wave him off, not even bothering to turn towards your best friend. soonyoung lets out another tut as he turns towards the gym’s locker room. that is, before a brilliant idea comes into mind.

“hyung!”

the red-haired man turns towards soonyoung’s voice. “hoshi, you’re going already?”

your best friend nods his head, grinning at how your eyes seemed to pop out at the way he was casually talking to your new-found eye candy. “are you doing anything tonight? i’m meeting seokmin and the others for dinner later, wanna join?”

“kwon soonyoung!” you whisper-hiss. “what the hell are you doing? you guys know each other!?” is that blush creeping up your neck he sees? the tips of your ears tinge so pink soonyoung thinks he can almost feel the heat radiating from them.

“thanks, but i’ve already got plans.” the mystery stranger shoots you a gentle smile, flirty (flirty?!) wink (WINK?!?) towards you. still, you can’t hide your disappointment; you would’ve loved to get to know this new-found work of art more.. “maybe next time? you can properly introduce me to your pretty friend then too.”

soonyoung thinks he heard a strangled cry from you, coughing as you somehow manage to choke on your own saliva. he chuckles at your suffering. “sure, hyung. i think she’d like that too!”

soonyoung doesn’t know what to expect when he finally emerges from the locker room cleaned and refreshed, but it definitely wasn’t you raining attacks on his sore arms and shoulders. seungcheol (he had introduced himself to you while soonyoung was gone– in fact, the two of you managed a whole conversation while he was gone (no, you were so shy and embarrassed you were barely able to keep eye contact with him)) waves at the both of you as you leave the gym to wait for seokmin to arrive.

you’re convinced the blush on your cheeks is going to be a permanent feature of tonight. it doesn’t help that it becomes the main topic during dinner with seokmin and mingyu, the other two boys cracking up at soonyoung’s dramatic retelling of your new-found gym crush.

(it also doesn’t help that you had a balled up fist under the table all night, hiding the hastily written phone number on a piece of paper that seungcheol had managed to slip to you while you were leaving, mouthing the words ���call me!’ behind soonyoung’s back.)

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bonus!

“remember when you couldn’t keep your eyes off me when we first met?” seungcheol swings his arm around you, broad shoulders almost engulfing you whole.

you groan, choosing instead to bury your head into your boyfriend’s chest. soonyoung cackles from across the booth. you have to physically restrain yourself from clawing him alive.

“hyung it wasn’t just that; she was drooling over you!” he wiggles his eyebrows, ignoring the daggers you were staring his way. blush makes its way up your cheeks, dusting them pink.

seungcheol laughs, planting a kiss on the crown of your head.

“if it makes you feel better,” he whispers in your ear. “you were my gym crush too.”

soonyoung almost falls off his seat laughing when you blush even harder.

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blushing giggling and kicking my feet in the air 😋😋😋 this was such a delicious scrumdiddlyyumptios fic

Hi!! Could you do a fic where Jeonghan is being the menace that he is, but his partner is the only one who can quell him with one look pls? Like he is just super soft w her and always listens cos he’s a simp?

content: simp!jeonghan, established relationship, afab reader, slightly suggestive, etc.

wc: 1156

a/n: this was based on that one scene from nana tour in which jeonghan basically waterboarded mingyu for absolutely no reason (ik he was on a mission but he drenched him ?!\>\£). hope u enjoy <3

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jeonghan was always known to be a bit of a menace by all his friends.

well, maybe even more than just his friends. after all, there was a reason why he was often called the loki of seventeen by many of his fans.

he was simply a bit unconventional in the ways in which he found entertainment, such as the time in which he berated dokyeom into searching for bugs for them to eat on the streets. he simply had a tendency for bugging his members (out of love, of course), becoming an extra obstacle in their lives just for the fun of it.

now, jeonghan also had a heart of gold and far too much love for his brothers to ever actually cause any harm to them. however, after over a decade of knowing his brothers, he had somehow conditioned them to accept his odd behaviors and simply go along with his shenanigans whenever he felt like acting up.

you, as well as his members, always found great entertainment in his weird behaviors. i mean, it takes a great man to be able to cheat his way through every single game without consequence.

despite finding humor in his ways, you would sometimes have a tendency to put a halt to it. a simple whine of 'hannie!' would have him stopping in his tracks and murmuring against your ear as he whined back but relented at you. what you didn't know, however, was that you were the only person who held this power over jeonghan (even his sister would occasionally fall victim to his menacing ways).

today was one of the many instances in which jeonghan grew bored while at practice, deiciding to wreck havoc just for the hell of it. it was easy for him to spot a victim, – it was usually mingyu – which then lead him to approach him with the illest of intentions. there was never much thinking that went into teasing his members. it was just second nature to him by now. so when he eyed the water bottle in mingyu's hand, even the other members who were standing nearby could see what jeonghan's next move would be.

he was patient with it; engaging in conversation as he usually would as to not draw suspicion. jeonghan realized in that moment that maybe his instincive need to bug mingyu for no reason might be something to look into, but that would come some other day. for now, he wanted a quick laugh.

jeonghan saw his opening the moment mingyu uncapped his bottle and brought it to his lips, taking advantage of his calculated proximity to tilt the end of the bottle in order to drench mingyu's face, causing the man to almost choke on the water he'd been drinking.

as expected, this began a mini war between the two boys, as five minutes later they were both attacking each other with any and every water bottle they could find in their vicinity, even going as far as causing collateral damage to a few of the other members. what jeonghan hadnt planned, however, was a sudden visit from you, who had walked in just as jeonghan squirted yet another water bottle directly at mingyu's face.

"jeonghan!", you scolded as soon as you were in earshot, "leave him alone, you got him all drenched!", you were now standing next to the group, frown on your face as you took in the scene.

"baby? what are you doing here? did you–"

"don't 'baby' me. why are you bugging mingyu again? look at him! he's completely wet."

"i got water in my eye!," whined the tall man, taking advantage of your defense for him.

by now, a few of the members nearby were snickering at the swift turn of events, entertained by not just the water fight but the way in which you immediately sided with mingyu rather than your boyfriend.

"i'm wet too! how do you know he didn't start it?", tried jeonghan, knowing full well that the idea was unconvincing.

"hannie, don't lie to me."

"okay, fine. i got bored, okay? it's just water, baby. it's fine. right, mingyu?"

"dude, you fucked up my hair," mingyu didnt seem truly offended, but more so wanting to feed the flames now that he had an opportunity. jeonghan could tell by the slight smirk on his face.

the frown remained on your face, continuing to come in mingyu's defense for some reason unknown to jeonghan.

"jeonghan, apologize to him."

"what?", his wide and incredulous eyes turned to look at you, ignoring the snort he was pretty sure seungkwan had just let out.

"you heard me."

"but–"

"hannie!"

"f– fine," like a petulant child, jeonghan turned to mingyu and gave him a forced smile, "i'm sorry for getting you wet, gyu."

"than–"

"thank you", you interrupted the man.

jeonghan couldnt help but feel scolded by you. it was rare that you actually ever went against his shenanigans, but he did know he could sometimes go a little extra hard on mingyu due to mingyu's disposition to put up with jeonghan with no complaint (usually even fighting back). he was a bit embarrassed by the way in which you sided with him and even berated him in front of his members, but he also knew he could never say no to you, so apologizing just seemed logical to him.

after a few moments of him whining at his members to mind their business and go get their own girlfriends, he dragged you away to a less polluted corner of the practice room to get some one-on-one with you.

"babyyyy," he immediately pouted at you, proceeding to attaching to you like a bear, burying his head into your neck.

"hannie, you're all wet!", you complained despite making no move to push him away, even wrapping your arm around him and running a hand through his damp hair.

"why'd you have to do that? the boys are supposed to think you're obsessed with me," he frowned against your neck.

despite the whine behind his words, you could feel the vibration of his giggles against you and the smile pressed against your neck. as per usual, he was just whining because he could; something which you always found an endearing result to any rare instance in which you'd scold him.

"they're all gonna think im a simp now," he continued.

you giggled at that, causing him to sway you back and forth as he buried himself even deeper against you.

"are you not?", you inquired.

"i am, but they dont need to know that!"

"you're so annoying ..."

"yeah, but you find it fun, don't you?"

"im not at liberty of releasing that information."

he laughed against your neck, reaffirming to himself how much he liked the back and forth between the two of you, even if it meant relenting to you every single time, earning himself the title of simp among his members.