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ok but i still do not get why Yuna became a pop star

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granted i havent read lotr since i was 13 but the way legolas joins the fellowship always cracks me up, like hes literally a prince but they sent him as a messenger to basically tell the council like "whoopsiedoodles we fucked up and gollum is gone, that's what you get for entrusting him to the party elves of mirkwood you know how we get" and he feels SO bad he joins this super deadly quest like imagine you're thranduil and you're like "hey son can you go to elrond's house and tell him we fucked up royally" and your son is like sure pops can do but then you don't hear from him for like two months so you call elrond like hey e-dog what's good have you seen my son. and elrond is like. well i dont know how to tell you this but he went on a homoerotic voyage to the most dangerous place on earth. id be so mad

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no way no fucking way....

NO fuckifn way

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Caption:

[ person on crutches: (singing state farm tune) Like a good neighbor they/them is there.

Vas: Woah. Oof.

person on crutches: Thank you.

commercial: Like a good neighbor they/them is there.]

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she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

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Hate this

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Tarot Jewelry

Liner Works on Etsy

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Hey guys wanna see something awful

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Screams

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I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

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Look at the happiness of this dog after they put prostheses on him 

(Source)

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Fuck you, now you get to see it in video form, because fuck you.

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Did you see the moon is wet?? I think that's why people aren't handling things well

i found out like this

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WHAT THE FUCK