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i have lots of sexual fantasies such as getting through a day without a headache
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I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.
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Turn the other cheek? Wrong. Heavy artillery bombardment.
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don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!
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you say you want me, but you know i’m not what you need, but i am.
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