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YES!!!!!!!!! I FOUND IT< Funniest vid EVER

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Watched some behind the scenes of Repo! The Genetic Opera last night and holy shit, the crew isn’t even subtle about dragging Paris Hilton. Directly in front of her.

Darren, the director of the movie, right in front of her and a crowd: When Paris first showed up she was using words we didn’t even know. We didn’t think this lady on the cover of all these magazines would be so smart.

Nivek Ogre, Pavi: when I auditioned as Pavi, I wanted to show his full character so I went to do a little monologue and skit. I brought a mirror to the audition, gave a short monologue, and turned the mirror to the casting director. There was a photo of Paris Hilton on it.

Sarah Brightman, Blind Mag, sitting right next to her: You know, everyone’s doing different things in this movie. I’ve never done a rock opera and Paris is there doing what Paris usually does, except now she’s singing.

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SpongeBob, where’s my order?

Did you look under the tray?

Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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There’s 104 days of summer vacation…

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reblog if you hate nazis and don’t think they should speak on college campuses

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you are the dancing queen

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Black Christmas (1974) dir. Bob Clark

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Gaga: I can see you standing there from across the block with a smile on your mouth and your hand on your

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full offense but we will rock you by queen is 10000% a gay rights anthem and straight people dont have any rights to the song sorry :/

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The fact that nobody is talking about Secret’s new commercials pisses me off

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Rest stops on highways are liminal spaces where the veil is thin and nobody can tell me differently

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Alien: You’re telling me that in times of great distress humans have been known to suddenly gain the strength necessary to lift objects more than a dozen times their own weight?!

Human: Yeah, it’s called “hysterical strength” and it usually happens in life-or-death situations, like when someone gets stuck under a car or something and someone lifts the car to get them out. We can’t really test it though, ‘cause it only happens spontaneously.

Alien: Humans have the ability to tap into untold strength and power and you don’t even know how you do it?

Human: Pretty much, yeah. We think it has something to do with temporary analgesia, so we just don’t feel the pain we should when we pick up a 3000-pound car.

Alien: YOUR PAIN RESPONSE JUST SHUTS OFF?

Human: Yeah, it’s like an adrenaline thing? Do you not have that?

Alien: Fuck you and your entire species of tiny juggernauts.