jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch

[jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch]

insult my husband one more fucking time and I'll rip off every little piece of you until you're nothing but a fucking pile of purple.

What would I have to do to get Valentino over here more often? Hm? Need more of his little “cameos.”And what you two have? It’s very entertaining, kinda cute too 🤭

"Well, I'm kind of pissed off at him right now. He fucked up a shipment of one of our newest products, so now I have to make up some bullshit excuse for my customers. For all I know, Valentino can go fuck himself."

@moth-pimp-val

[jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch]

money. duh. you're not likeable. like, at all.

What would I have to do to get Valentino over here more often? Hm? Need more of his little “cameos.”And what you two have? It’s very entertaining, kinda cute too 🤭

"Well, I'm kind of pissed off at him right now. He fucked up a shipment of one of our newest products, so now I have to make up some bullshit excuse for my customers. For all I know, Valentino can go fuck himself."

@moth-pimp-val

[jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch]

*cough* denial is a river in egypt

What would I have to do to get Valentino over here more often? Hm? Need more of his little “cameos.”And what you two have? It’s very entertaining, kinda cute too 🤭

"Well, I'm kind of pissed off at him right now. He fucked up a shipment of one of our newest products, so now I have to make up some bullshit excuse for my customers. For all I know, Valentino can go fuck himself."

@moth-pimp-val

[jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch]

no.

Omg, I don’t know how a cutie like you got to hell but keep up the good work! 🌈✨

~ 💕Abel

@flatfuckfridays

Sorry? I'm a taken man, darling.

Though little twinks like you would be perfect in my studio~

[jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch]

val stop being a whore.

Omg, I don’t know how a cutie like you got to hell but keep up the good work! 🌈✨

~ 💕Abel

@flatfuckfridays

Sorry? I'm a taken man, darling.

Though little twinks like you would be perfect in my studio~

[jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch]

now you know how it feels.

So things I have learned throughout my period journey.

1. Women can shed their skin like snakes.

2. Periods fucking hurt!

3. Heating pads feel amazing.

To all of my female employees I am so fucking sorry. You will get paid time off during your period.

[jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch]

@ozzies-froggy thanks for the amazing night last night!! well...save for Val..

tell Asmo I said thank you for the reservation and the crystals!

[jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch]

Jennie Allard Lore

Died at 21 by a stagehand named Mallory. Mallory hated Jennie for being a good dancer and killed her, making it look like an accident. 

Jennie has a husband named Rin. He's a hellborn Incubus, working for Asmodeus. She’s good friends with Asmo and Fizz, and by extension knows Onyx. Asmo gives her crystals to travel to the Lust ring. The other sins do as well. She has many connections. 

She was a Hellenist when she was human, and was chosen as a daughter of Apollo. Nobody knows why she got sent to Hell. She never tells anyone. After she died, her eyes turned gold. When she was human, she looked like a real life Daenerys Stormborn. 

She’s always lurking, always watching from the shadows. She makes magic clones of herself to be in multiple places at once. 

She made a deal with Val to be a dancer, nothing more. But now she writes the scripts for his shoots. Alastor has offered her a deal, but she remains to think about it. She became close friends with Angel Dust, and by extension Cherri. She became friends with Jess as well, and Angel and Jess brought her to the hotel, where she stays some weekends. 

She always smells sweet. Be it either gifts from her husband, Asmo and Fizz, or Bee, she always smells like strawberry cake or some other delicious dessert. 

Jennie has in fact killed people in Hell for many different reasons. None are disclosed. 

Has long, sharp black claws. Looks perpetually angry. 

[jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch]

i can't change anyone's mind.

Final date update:

After the date Asmodeus and his imp boyfriend got me banned!

They did say that Vox was welcome back like...rude.

@flatfuckfridays @jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch

[jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch]

I'm sure he was just joking- 😅

Did the moth guy just ask how big my boyfriend's dick is?

@jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch

I might ask to kick this bitch out.

[jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch]

never thought I'd see my boss and my husband's boss in the same room-

Update:

Ozzie is a lot larger in person, he's fucking huge!

It makes me wonder how big he is down there, no wonder the clown loves him

Anyway I'm having a great time!

@flatfuckfridays @jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch

[jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch]

thanks sweets!

Update:

Just got inside, it's fucking beautiful! So many pretty chiquitas~

But I only got eyes for one @flatfuckfridays

Ozzie let me know how you find these hot people please!

@je-suis-eternel-jennie

[jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch]

oh he's somewhere I'm sure. hey, fizz, if you see him in the back, tell him to meet me, yeah?

Update:

Just got inside, it's fucking beautiful! So many pretty chiquitas~

But I only got eyes for one @flatfuckfridays

Ozzie let me know how you find these hot people please!

@je-suis-eternel-jennie

[jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch]

hey fizz! just here for a date, got them a reservation too. how's it been here?

Update:

Just got inside, it's fucking beautiful! So many pretty chiquitas~

But I only got eyes for one @flatfuckfridays

Ozzie let me know how you find these hot people please!

@je-suis-eternel-jennie

[jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch]

actually having fun for once !! ✌🏻

Update:

Just got inside, it's fucking beautiful! So many pretty chiquitas~

But I only got eyes for one @flatfuckfridays

Ozzie let me know how you find these hot people please!

@je-suis-eternel-jennie

[jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch]

Get to know the witch bitch/rules.

Name: Jolie Allard

Age: in her 20s.

Occupation: dancer for Valentino, full time witch

Appearance: Pale skin, yellow eyes, long blonde hair, golden horns

Death: She was dancing on stage. A stage light fell and caught a curtain on fire. It caught her on fire, unfortunately burning her to death.

Likes: music, crystals, Greek Gods and Goddesses (Mainly Apollo and Aphrodite), being alone, dancing.

Dislikes: Valentino.

Friends: none yet.

Sexuality: Bisexual

Pronouns: she/they

Gender: female

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Rules:

Don't be an asshole.

Mild NSFW is allowed. Nothing too extreme.

If you're under 18, go away. Don't interact, nothing.

More will be added if needed.

[jennie-allard-the-witch-bitch]

welcome to the coven.

I'm Jolie, but please feel free to call me JJ or Lili. I work for Valentino as a dancer, but of course I'm mainly practicing witchcraft. If you need a spell, or hex, or anything like that, I'm your girl~

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Stupid Twink: @moth-pimp-val

Fav Bunny: @jessica-rabbit-music

Main blog: @pr3tty-jennie