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Yup

The X-Files Pilot: a summary. 

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God, I want Mamma Mia to become the Fast and Furious franchise of musicals. They just keep making them for no reason, and the more they make the more you don’t even care that there isn’t a plot.

You think we care about a plot? The first movie could have been solved in 2 seconds with a DNA test, but instead they decide to sing about how this girl doesn’t know which of these 3 men is her dad for 2 hours and in the end THEY STILL DON’T HAVE AN ANSWER. AND NO ONE CARES.

The plot is ABBA karaoke, and it brings me joy. That’s all you need to know.

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Throughly enjoying other restaurants reacting to IHOb

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i cant wait to be a piece of shit w/ a bachelors degree

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I had my daughter from a previous marriage... my current husband not only knows my brand of tampons and preferences, but he knows my daughter’s brand of pads. He also buys us chocolate during our periods and is very body-positive conscious of us. AKA... doesn’t talk bad about our weight, body shape, tells us we are beautiful, intelligent, kind, etc. Tells us to stop talking bad about ourselves.... Previous relationships I would make excuses as to not see boyfriends during my period and they say my daughter as an oranament- aka something that was there to get brownie points in the first few months of dating me but not putting much effort to include her.. so to the girls who are dating boys who are afraid of periods... run away and find a man who knows it’s a part of life and makes an effect to take care of you. Also, to the girls with children and dating boys who don’t truly include their children...run.... there are men out there who are worth the wait.

pro tip: before getting serious w a man, just casually mention ur period. like, just say ‘my cramps are bad rn’ or ‘I have to go buy some pads’. his reaction is very telling of how mature and understanding he is. you don’t wanna be dating a grown ass man who gets grossed out by the word menstruation. u deserve someone who is comfortable w u and I do mean all of u. you’ll be thanking urself for doing it now and not later hun!

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as you get older, you realize that you’re not always right and there’s so many things you could’ve handled better, so many situations where you could’ve been kinder and all you can really do is forgive yourself and let your mistakes make you a better person.

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“Be the person you needed when you were younger.”

— temperedgrace7  (via wnq-writers)

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I need to start writing my books in order for this to happen

my only goals in life are to be rich enough to see a lot of broadway shows and famous enough that i get invited backstage at all of them

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Save for later

I read it this morning, it’s excellent. Read if you haven’t already.

Summary: Phoebe Green is back and Scully isn’t having it. Phoebe tries to enlist Mulder’s help with a case and gets the agents engtangled in an international crime. Season: 7 Pairing: Mulder/Scully Rated: NC-17

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exhibit a: 

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Hahaha best gif ever

Okay I just found this gif and this is why I’m here😂😂😂

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True story... ugh she would be 72 when the baby graduates HIGH SCHOOL!! How is their Social Security, Medicare, and Pensions supposed to support that?? Mulder better call Fidelity about his investments!!

congratulations! it’s a

medically biologically scientifically high unlikely verging on impossible miracle an d definitely ridiculously biblical not to mention jsut fucking strange occurrence but we’re going to lvoe and support mulder and scully and their brand new fuckening baby like it is Our Own because we’re all having this baby together whether you like it or not 

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Soo where are all the fanfics about Mulder & Scully in therapy as partners???

Last night Criminal Minds episode, “Last Gasp” paid homage to The X-files, Gillian Anderson and David Duchovny 

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Karen Nielsen says we will never find out what she says: The audience is in the dark about Scully’s request during the hour, intentionally. “That’s between Mulder and Scully,” Nielsen notes. “Having those private moments, it’s important for any couple.” And it won’t be revealed going forward, either: “It’ll always be between Mulder and Scully,” she says with a laugh. “It’s not for anyone else. That was their moment.”

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There is no reason to fear ghosts, ever. Either they can hurt you or they can’t. If they can’t, then the best they can do is the occasional scare. And if they can hurt/kill you, then you’re a ghost too now and it’s fucking on.

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anyone else fucking LOVE BEING IN BED???