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And what actual proof is there that any of this is true? You’re the 1 who is delusional. 

you, charmies, are so funny and delusional, lol

spending half a day hysterically convincing yourself that Tim is not dating Friedkin. Smear romantic snot about Hammer and a hateful movie.

Tim is a healthy young man with natural needs who has has hook ups with people both genders. And yes, Friedkin was his lover and sponsor, its not a great secret. Maybe you forgot who paid for private jets last year for Tim and his friends after Cannes? For Saint-Tropez luxury parties? and who invested in the filming of Dune?

Educate youself, charmies

i wasn’t going to answer this but i think after today we all need a good laugh so… this one’s for my followers to enjoy

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His ass looks amazing in those pants! Sigh. 

Let's not forget this happened

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He always wants to be as close as possible to his man. ;-)

Not to beat a dead horse or anything but for a moment can we ponder the sequence of events that led Timmy to the second photo? When someone comes up next to you to pose for a photo, their jacket does not automatically flap open wildly (unless it’s a cape and they are Dracula or a magician) and thus come down UPON your hand. No. To get your hand UNDER said jacket, one would need to consciously BURROW said hand UNDER the jacket. Why am I focusing on this? Cause Timmy is legit crawling inside of Armies clothes here to touch him and it’s FASCINATING.

I’m sure his hand was freezing (just like his feet were boiling on that poor hot Italian pavement lol)

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From a male Capricorn: 

1. We have a calm, cool exterior, but are closeted freakazoids.

Capricorns really are a lady/guy in the streets and a freak in the sheets.

2. We are playful and adventurous.You'd never expect this since we're so well composed on our exterior. We definitely like to try new things in our sex adventures (including positions AND that freaky-deaky BDSM stuff.)We may look serious, but we aren't afraid to take sex to a whole other level. 

Topic of the midnight

Few days ago I was discussing about it with my cmbyn/charmie group and now I want to ask you guys this very serious question:

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Well, Is Timmy a loud lover or a silent one? And Armie?

Very serious question! 😂😂

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When they were allowed to be seen together in public. The good old days. Sigh. 

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Just a little something I wrote from Armie’s pov that takes place during CMBYN filming. :)

I glance down at my cell phone which is next to me on the sofa. I can’t believe it’s after midnight. I get up to stretch and look over at Tim. He’s curled up on the recliner and stirs when I gently touch his shoulder.

“Hey, Tim,” I whisper.

“Hey. What time is it?”

“It’s late. Do you want to just stay here?”

He’s never stayed here overnight before. I find myself hoping he’ll say yes.

He sits up and smiles at me. His dark curls are messy and one falls over his left eye. He’s never looked more adorable.

“Um, sure,” he replies. “I guess so. I mean….. if it’s ok.”

“It’s fine. I have blankets and a pillow. You can sleep on the sofa. Let me get them for you.” I turn to go but suddenly he’s standing behind me and his hand on my arm stops me.

“Armie?”

“Mmmm?”

“Can we sit down?” he asks, gesturing toward the sofa.

Once we’re seated next to each other he turns to face me.

“Is everything ok?” I ask.

He nods. “Yes. I just……can I ask you something?”  

“Sure.”

He bites his lower lip before speaking. “I was just wondering……….have you……ever been with a man before? I mean……you know……had sex?”

His question catches me off guard and I don’t reply right away. He glances down at his lap seemingly embarrassed. I reach out and cup his chin in my hands, and gently push upward forcing him to look at me. When his eyes meet mine I see a desire in them that I’ve never seen before.

“Yes, just once,” I finally reply. “I was about your age. It was with an older man. Why did you want to know?”

He shrugs. “I was just curious.”

“So you’ve never been with a man then?”

He shakes his head. “I’ve kissed guys in high school but I’ve never done anything beyond that.”

“Did you like kissing guys?” I ask softly.

“I loved it,” he admits. “I’ve always wondered what it would be like to have sex with a guy. But I was young and scared. Until now,” he adds.

“Tim……I…..”

Before I can finish he leans into me and kisses me gently. His lips are soft and warm and I release a low moan. I kiss him back, deepening the kiss, my tongue seeking his. When we finally break apart we take a moment before speaking.

“Armie, I want you to be my first,” he says, his eyes never leaving mine.

“Are you sure?”

He nods. “I’m sure.”

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Nearly fell of my chair from laughing so hard. Thank you! :)

Charmie

Season 5, episode 500

Recap: Armie agrees to step out and be papped with Rumer after Timmy is fine with it. After the meltdown he had about Barbie, Armie is relived his boyfriend seems to be fine with the new beard.

In Venice Tilda and Luca chat about the boys, both worried on how they doing; Pedro listens in and decides to use the information to his own advantage.

Liz starts to up the ante of her posts, hoping to use the situation to her advantage, but she's unaware that Davide is working for Laura and is taping all her conversations.

After avoiding Eiza for 2 weeks, Timmy argues with Brian about his over the top tweet to Zendaya. Brian accuses him of self sabotage and Timmy knows that it's true.

Next episode:

Barbie flies to LA and while trying to ambush Armie meets Timmy.

Pedro sends his script to Armie with a note advising him to accept the role, or else.

Evelyn and Nicole start the day with a double g&t and wonder if moving to Nebraska and opening a chicken farm is a good idea.

Tyler has a new idea and decides to act on it without telling anyone.

Ashton is alone in the desert and misses Archie.

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Where were these pics posted? Omg. He looks hot af! :)

My kink. That’s it. That’s the whole post. 😎😎😎

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What is this from?

My sweet precious pargolino. 🌻

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Notice the look Armie & Timmy give each other at 15:17. Then the way Armie is literally starting at Timmy at 15:28  and then the way he leans in the chair towards Timmy. Charmie is real, people. ;-)

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Timmy looking like a delicious snack in that white tank top. I’m telling you right now, Liz never stood a chance. The divorce is her finally admitting defeat. 

What a flirty little shit!!

I hate him

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I never noticed they were holding hands here. These 2........they kill me. lol 

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Virgo (Armie’s sign) and Capricorn (Timmy’s sign) Sexual Compatibility:

Capricorn and Virgo lovers take their time building trust in each other. Once this is accomplished, sex becomes more sensual and fulfilling. Capricorns are highly physical and have great stamina. Sex will be explosive when these two lovers open up and become more inventive in the bedroom. This will make them feel that they have everything in life.

Astrologically, Virgo and Capricorn is a 100% love match. These two lovers are well suited in thought processes and have a genuine ability to adjust to each other. Virgo and Capricorn may be their own worst critics, but they raise the confidence of each other, fill up securities and complete each other.

Compatibility Rating:

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Lyrics to Armie’s latest song posted on Twitter:

Hit Em Hard - The Game

I got a black mac and a six pack I don't work out, I don't chit chat My bitch bad, I get racks That Rolls Royce, come gift-wrapped Them birds still come shrink-wrapped I'm not strapped, don't think that I'm low key with that click clack That rat a tat tat tat tat Throw the burner and I'm runnin' home Niggas stop being loyal when the money gone Still walk in this bitch, I'm a hundred strong One chain on my neck, feel like I got a hundred on Look at my flow on this bitch Platinum and gold on my wrist Money, the accountant be countin' it That's why I'm throwin' this shit I'm in BK with that SK Same clothes since yesterday With that Biggie Smalls on replay And I ain't wearing no vest today I do the Shmoney dance with this mac You better do it too or get Shmurda'd I be grilling that beef, I ain't talkin' no burgers I finna be walkin' like I'm a New Yorker I let off the K and then I hope in the Uber It's never a question that I am the shooter I empty the clip and lay you in a pool of Blood, see how he got hit with the Ruger? Blood, bandana that's how we be movin' Blood, swooping from Compton to Brooklyn And this ain't the Barclays but niggas be shootin'Running niggas down back and forth I'm like pass the torch Blast it off Niggas making bets so who gonna blast him off First to score We gon' hit 'em hard We gon' hit 'em all First to score We gon' hit 'em all We gon' hit 'em hard Running niggas down back and forth I'm like pass the torch Blast it off Niggas making bets so who gonna blast him off First to score We gon' hit 'em hard We gon' hit 'em all First to score We gon' hit 'em all We gon' hit 'em hardRunning cocaina back and forth Copped the bag of salt E S to the G N I'm the boss dropped the package off Coming for the murder, masks is off Bitch you took a loss Fuck the DEA we shook 'em off Bitch we shook 'em off Shook and twist the jars And dope on my mommas stove top By the time she came back from church boy I bet you I had an O stocked In the middle of the muhfuckin' day no more yayo, boy I done sold out Nigga pull up in a mothafuckin' foreign on forgies that'll bring them hoes out Like yeah nigga, niggas keep beggin' I pull out a pump in this bitch like I'm blizzard Yeah, empty your pockets, we robbin' these bitches got all of us trippin' Nigga, it's better to ask for forgiveness than ask for permission You catchin' the hollow, I'm catchin'you slippin' I did it alone, only God as my witness My nigga got off cause we tied up the witness and made sure the nigga couldn't show up in court You know the business, them niggas find out that you snitchin' them niggas gon' be at your throat Everyday Halloween niggas will go trick or treatin' with two tweny-three at your door Flippin' a check off this rappin' go back to the trap and put that in the weed and the blow likeRunning niggas down back and forth I'm like pass the torch Blast it off Niggas making bets so who gonna blast him off First to score We gon' hit 'em hard We gon' hit 'em all First to score We gon' hit 'em all We gon' hit 'em hard Running niggas down back and forth I'm like pass the torch Blast it off Niggas making bets so who gonna blast him off First to score We gon' hit 'em hard We gon' hit 'em all First to score We gon' hit 'em all We gon' hit 'em hardI just caught a body like a week ago These hatin' niggas want attention, I don't see 'em though You talk that gangsta shit, but I just can't believe it bro We pull up with them shots, knockin' out that European [?] S to the K to the E-M-E, callin' the EMT after I empted this clip I sold my dope right on CMT, I'm at the ING, know I'm as weird as it gets Chuck Taylor told me it's fuck haters, so I say fuck 'em and bury these niggas in pits Rolley on wrist, no toc or no tic, your girl on my dick, man come get your bitch Niggas think this a rap now, I might back down and come try your luck Riders with me be wired up, they ridin' with me till the tyres bust Haters talkin', but they better cool it, before that nigga Crooked get fired up Lay you out like my Balmains, you gotta play 'em straight, he get ironed up Drinkin' lean till I'm high enough, I don't give a fuck about [?] nigga I ain't squashin' shit, I won't call it off, I just handle mine like a man nigga I'm on frontline with these bands nigga Need a chair, I can't stand niggas We do walk-by's and hop outs Got slidin' doors on that van niggaRunning niggas down back and forth I'm like pass the torch Blast it off Niggas making bets so who gonna blast him off First to score We gon' hit 'em hard We gon' hit 'em all First to score We gon' hit 'em all We gon' hit 'em hard Running niggas down back and forth I'm like pass the torch Blast it off Niggas making bets so who gonna blast him off First to score We gon' hit 'em hard We gon' hit 'em all First to score We gon' hit 'em all We gon' hit 'em hard

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Definitely think T got hard here and A knew it too. I mean, he glanced down at T’s crotch and smirked........yes, he knew what was happening.

Why the fck did Timmy get a boner ON STAGE in the blue suit with Armie Hammer? Does that just HAPPEN? I’m a girl so what do I know...

I don't think there was a boner there, but he clearly became very nervous when noticed that Armie was checking him down there while he was adjusting his pants.

Heterosexual friends.

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Only he would be wearing a long sleeve hoodie with the hood up in 90 + degree weather. Ha! Ha!

Aaahhhh... Babe in NYC having lunch.

With a friend who was in LA 2 days ago and just got back to NYC at the same day he got papped (conspiracy #1).

But but but but 14 days quarantineeeeee lmaoooo, apparently no need yeah (conspiracy #2)

How can he get spotted everyday just these past two days when he was supposed to be in NYC for weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeksssss doing rounds for bagels (conspiracy #3)

Btw, if anyone remember this is the same friend whose hands they mistook for Lily's in Bahamas 2.0 😂🤣 "I'm pretty sure that was Lily's hands. I know my kweennn" LMAO talking about crazy theories...