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im spending too much fuckin time on tumblr!!!

so im gonna uninstall tumblr for a while, hit me up on discord if we're mutuals, its the same as my handle here lol

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15 years ago youtube videos were like two or three freshly graduated guys making mildly homophobic but also somewhat homoerotic comedy skits filmed in 480p on a digital camera gifted to them by god and now its all like 25 minute long videos that are like "THE DARK SIDE OF TINY TOONS"

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I've seen 3 of the 4 john wick movies and I love how all the dialogue is like. A dude will go like "Is that you John Wick?" And John Wick will go "Yeah..." and the guy will go "You doing some John Wicking tonight?" And John Wick will go "Something Like That..." And the dude will go "Shame it had to be this way" and John Wick will go "I'm Sorry..." and then John Wick caves the dude's head in with a giant wooden mallet. And it rules.

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I think about that post with the guy who said “as a Croatian I found a job inland processing uranium” and everybody was like “Croatia isn’t inland and it doesn’t produce uranium” and someone posted an article about the discovery of an illegal uranium refinery in the inland part of Croatia a year after the original reblog on a daily basis

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no trans boy mutual don't rb the transandrophobia post

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does anybody remember fun. Nobody even remembers fun. anymore, give me a second I— I need to get my story straight my friends are in the bathroom getting higher than the empire state my lover she's waiting for me just across the bar my seats been taken by some sun glasses asking bout a scar but I know I gave it to you months ago I know you're trying to forget but between the drinks and subtle things the holes in my apologies you know I'm trying hard to take it back so if by the time the bar closes and you feel like falling down I'll carry you home

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A true story of vehicular queer solidarity. Happy Pride.

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Cis men will jump on you and hit you with a hammer but trans women will punch you in the face and set you on fire for a short time

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Louisiana Meshi!!!! Thistle will be at the crawfish boil.

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Escape Artist Featuring Quiver and Robber Guy

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why did no one tell me quantum computers looked like that

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He better hold up his end of the deal

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Nigel Farage got milkshaked again, what a time to be alive

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