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Because we all know the women folk can't handle those MANLY calories...
"She stole my Dr. Pepper 10, got caught drinking it in the corner, and had to give it back."
Submitted By: Ramina S.
Location: California, United States
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FARGO – Paul and Brenda Wraalstad are good sports. Brenda cheers for the Seattle Seahawks, and Paul’s a longtime Denver Broncos fan, but the married Fargo couple don’t bash their spouse’s team. It’s a rule.
Seriously? These two have NOTHING on inter-division couple fans.
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- when The Actual and I see a crotch rocket at a motorcycle rally.
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Men, are you worried for your own safety because misandry?
You need to accept that misandry happens in the real world and take some precautions...
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My husband does this when I won't let him drink whiskey, too.
We wouldn’t let him drink whiskey.
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Communication
(While sitting on the couch browsing Pintrest.)
Me: "Are you planning to do dark cabinets when we renovate the kitchen? Because this looks cool."
The Actual: "What is that? Stone?"
Me: "Yea... but I think I might just want to stick with glass tile blacksplash. What do you think?"
:: The Actual leans away from me, smiles, and farts ::
Me: "I'll take that as a 'Why yes dear! I think that's a great idea! Glass tile looks great!"
The Actual: "You're so perceptive!"
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The Actual Playing CoD; Part 2
"You need to get your head shot off. You're just running in circles shooting shit and no one's there!"
"The ninjas will never find me here..."
"Yea, eff you. Shoot you right in the balls."
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The Actual on Moving to Town
The Actual: "Do we have to bag our grass?"
Me: "Depends on what kind of mower we get and how often we cut it."
The Actual: "I suppose if we want to have the best lawn in town... Oh damnit. We HAVE to have the best lawn in town!"
Me: "No we don't. Why would we need to have the best lawn in town?"
The Actual: "Because we're going to be IN TOWN!"
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When The Actual thinks I'm not listening when he plays CoD...
"Yeah... I make shit go boom. It's a passion of mine."
"Doesn't it suck to SUCK?!"
"I don't fear you!! .... am I 'sposed to?"
"Teamwork! Come save your dead friend! Come save your dead friend! .... Thanks!"
"You know what I'm doing? CAMPING! And I don't even feel bad."
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Indiebound • Barnes and Noble • Amazon.co.uk • Amazon.com
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THE NOTRE DAME FOOTBALL COMMUNITY MANAGER RIGHT NOW:
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