jemthecrystalgem

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fish fish fish 🐠🐟🐠🐟

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“Okay so, Google is not ‘our site’, we do not own Google!”

Customer: Do you have XYZ product here?

Me: Sorry, but I don’t.

Customer: But your website said you have it!! D:

Me: it did? *grabs store tablet & logs on to online store* Hmm, I’m not finding it so far. Is this spelling correct?

Customer: yeah, but that’s not how I searched for it. 

Me: It’s not..?

Customer: I typed on Google “XYZ product ABC store” and it said you have it.  

Me, points to tablet: so you weren’t here?

Customer: No, I was on your website.

Me:. ….oooKay, I’ll just. I’ll just let my boss know about that mix up, see if we can get that fixed.  

Customer: Well what am I supposed to do now???

Me, biting my tongue: Learn how to use the internet

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Tread here.

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do you have a religion tierlist

"Religion Tierlist" seems like a good way to piss off just about anyone with any opinion at all.

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call me ignorant but i genuinely don’t understand why sports have to be split up by gender.

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boys and men will try to convince you that humans are intrinsically selfish and egotistical because they can’t cope with the fact that women are actually taught from birth to put their community, their friends, their family, everyone on equal (sometimes even higher) footing.

male individualism is completely dependent on the emotional labour of women, and whenever you try to point this out they act like you’re denying basic human facts

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To cis allies

If you’re cis and you have a friend who just recently came out as trans, and they misgender themselves, can you please shut the fuck up. They know what they said, they noticed just like you did.

Do not correct them. Do no question their gender. It is so hard to change pronouns, it takes time, and it hurts to misgender yourself, so when your friend uses the wrong pronoun for themselves, just remember that it is a process, and shut the fuck up.

Thanks.

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Once you learn about emotional labour it’s painfully obvious when men offset it daily. Men mentioning something that needs done and then just fucking walking away. Men putting shit where it doesn’t go for no reason and then never putting it back. Men taking things out to use and then leaving the mess.

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Male ego is assuming the sperm are the “people” pre-conception and that the *egg* is just an object

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Abusive men pave the way for lazy men to get wives and girlfirends.

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the most fucked up thing about married straight couples in paranormal reality shows is that the husband is almost always the skeptic and the wife will be like terrified to exist in her own home and she’ll beg her husband to believe her and she’ll be crying every night and he’ll straight up look at the camera and be like “I don’t know I guess I just thought she was imagining things.”

like this is beyond belief in ghosts what it comes down to is one member of these couples was so distressed they were in tears nightly or at least weekly, BEGGING their partner to listen to them, and their partner was like “whatever this’ll blow over.”

how does your relationship survive that?? how are these people still together?? if my wife came into the room crying and told me she’d seen bill watterson, author of acclaimed comic calvin and hobbes, manifest in our kitchen and tell her he didn’t like our wallpaper, I’d like. obviously have some questions. but I’d fucking address her distress and take steps to make her feel better lmao???

these husbands are all garbage and they feel justified bc they weren’t the “crazy one” who believed in ghosts.

they were the good, logical, “sane” spouse who did rational and good things like, completely and purposefully ignore their partners’ growing and life-altering distress for months.

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Okay but for real if you live in Maricopa County and voted by mail PLEASE go check the county recorder's webpage to make sure you didn't get flagged for a signature issue!! Apparently something like 12k are still waiting to be cured and we need every single one of those votes to send Kari Lake back to the fucking shadow realm where she belongs and also REPLACE Kyrsten Sinema with someone who's not going to do a stupid little curtsy while they tank progressive policies in the Senate!!

THERE IS STILL TIME PLS CHECK IF YOU LIVE THERE!!! Also maybe check even if you don't live there, I made sure mine got counted in Pima, we can make Blue Arizona happen!!! Check your ballots!!!!

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Source

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LMAOOOOO

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ok let's see what's been posted since I last watched youtu-

BARBIE?? SAID BLM?? WHAT HELL YEAH WHAT