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In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.
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sorry if this is controversial but if you’re rude to cashiers i think you should. idk. Explode
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being a scavenger animal must be so fucking great. imagine if every time someone died a new restaurant opened up downtown.
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dude leave me alone haha seriously stop it or I'll push the sharpened ends of my ribs through my sides and inject you with my venom
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Worked on a project with Bon.Komera featuring some of my personal Néant Glass pieces. Néant Glass is a shop that specializes in handmade stained glass accessories and décor. Each piece is lovingly and carefully handmade by a single artisan. Many EGL members, especially those who wear the Gothic and Classic substyles, have taken up a collective affinity for this brand - and for great, understandable reasons! Every piece is designed with EGL coordinates in mind. Practically any piece can fit into any coordinate seamlessly! Even Sweet! (Coffin shaped things don't have to be just for the Gothics!) Néant Glass also creates a massive variety of colors and color combinations (florals and butterfly wings) to even further expand on any possible need for coordinate matching. Personally, I have gifted a rosary made of light pink flowers and light green glass to a friend. Additionally, clear glass accessories will always be an essential staple in this shop. If you are interested in purchasing a piece of your own, please follow @neantglass on Instagram and keep an eye on her social media for release updates! Full post here, via @bon.komera (photographer and editor) on IG.
A tribute to the gothic & lolita bible, ft. emma and néant glass model: @nycticeivs brand/artist: @neantglass photo assistant : @rinbleu and @obsixwi translation check: @kayas.coords
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DanhausenAD: Ding Dong Hellohausen
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Trying to make an american jiangshi by taping a mcdonalds receipt to the corpses forehead
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