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i hope this isnt too spoilery a question, since its also an impossible scenario lol, but how wouldve UB felt about the detective if theyd met before they were turned? would there still have been that soulmate style attraction going on?

Definitely would have been the soul mate bond still! That’s fated between them :D 

Adam/Ava would have immediately acted on that rush of feelings. Back then, they believed in fairytale love and wouldn’t have missed the opportunity at finding it! 

Nate/Nat would have also tried, though likely not with the same…easy charm as they have now, lol ;D 

Farah/Felix, oh, interesting…I’m not sure they would have noticed the feelings to start with. They were very involved in a lot of other things to take as much notice as they do now! 

Mason/Morgan would actually be pretty much the same, lol. 

Thank you so much for the ask! :) 

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chronically on tumblr because something’s not wired right inside of me

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Do you think people used to have ADHD Text Reply Anxiety back in the day. Do you think there was some girl in the 1870s going "Oh, a letter from Esther, how delightful! I must make time to write her a reply this evening!" And then later she was like "It has been 5 months since Esther wrote me, and I am yet to reply. I fear I have tarried far too long, and if she receives a letter from me now it will seem terribly rude and she will want nothing to do with me. And yet, it is ruder still to not write her at all! I fear I am the only one to blame for my current predicament, as I am most terribly forgetful. Ah, but what a fool I am! I shall pray this evening for guidance from the Lord"

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miss roan of arc ⚔️

absolutely obsessed with her performance last night, this one goes out to all my lesbian followers 🫶🫶🫶

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Walking around my neighborhood wearing my sick as fuck custom T-shirt that says "I STEAL EVERY FRIENDLY CAT I MEET WITH NO REMORSE I DO IT ALL THE TIME DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK I BEEN HERE FOR YEARS KEEP THAT BEAST ENCLOSED LEST YE FACE MY LIGHTNING CAT GRASP" and smiling politely while my neighbors' indoor-outdoor cats gently trot down the sidewalk towards me as the neighbors themselves read my shirt with a growing sense of panic.

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you cant even begin poems with "i will sodomise and facef uck you" anymore. because of woke .

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a customer returned a drink because a fly flew into it and said: “one of your flies flew into my drink” and my coworker was so confused that they just said: “…my fly?”

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Haha get loved unconditionally idiot. Get absolutely fuckin cherished. Lol you're about to be hugged so hard. I appreciate you deeply as a person, what you gonna do about it? Nothing lmao

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Inflation is so fucking bad we're fantasizing about stalkers leaving groceries

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🔥🌼🌸Good luck babe 🌸🌼🔥

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