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So, to clarify what’s going to happen, here’s a handy checklist:

What will happen

Images of real-life nudity will be flagged

Flagged posts will be only viewable by the poster and nobody else

Flagged posts can be appealed and fixed if done so by mistake

That’s it

What will not happen

Blogs will not be indiscriminately deleted

Posts will not be indiscriminately deleted

Written smut will not intentionally be flagged

Illustrated or otherwise artistic nudity will not intentionally be flagged

Tumblr’s RP community, SFW or otherwise, will not implode upon itself

[jelbean]

ADULT CONTENT PSA

“Written content such as erotica, nudity related to political or newsworthy speech, and nudity found in art, such as sculptures and illustrations, are also stuff that can be freely posted on Tumblr.“ 

Us Roleplayers shall be fine, it seems. Let’s spread this around rather than spread panic. 

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adult content psa for rpers

anyway so i just read through the new posts tumblr & tumblr support put out about this and here’s the low-down for my fellow members of the rpc:

written content containing “erotica” is still allowed – aka you can still write all your smut

nudity found in art like sculptures & illustrations is also fine – this does not include gifs of scenes from tv shows, movies, etc. that have explicit material such as genitalia and sexually explicit acts

if you’ve reblogged sexually explicit (visual) content and were not the original poster of it, you have nothing to worry about – tumblr is contacting the poster & it will likely be removed from tumblr and therefore your blog

aka save it to your computer if you really really want it i guess

this process isn’t going to be perfect – some things you think are fine will be flagged & vice versa. give it time.

also if there’s anything you’re the original poster of that is flagged & you disagree, you can appeal it to tumblr

if your blog was flagged as explicit, that is now obsolete by these new guidelines – your blog will still be overlaid with a content filter when viewed directly

if you think you’ve been incorrectly marked as explicit, go here: https://www.tumblr.com/support

THEY AREN’T KICKING YOU OFF – removal of content, not people

no more porn gifs & shit, my dudes – you’ll have to settle for your imagination

[jelbean]

Jughead: let me see what you have

Jellybean: A KNIFE

Jughead: NO

[jelbean]

Jair Bolsonaro, a fascist, pro military dictatorship, racist, misogynist, and homophobe, has been elected Brazilian president. My heart goes out to all Brazilians who are in danger and living in fear right now because of him and his horrid followers.

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Proving a point to my boyfriend.

PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry

[jelbean]

the town with pep ! riverdale , once a picturesque town known for it ’ s lush maple trees . now more known for ; mysterious murders , strange cults , & the wacky shenanigans of teenagers . we are a discord based rp , based on the current evolving season of tv show riverdale . a place for people to talk , chat , and enjoy all things riverdale & archie comics . all are welcome !

rules

1. No OOC drama, IC drama is encouraged. OOC drama will get you kicked. 

2. All major plot points must be run past the mods. (marriage, pregnancies, etc) 

3. Try to include everyone in the group. 

4. Try to stay active within the group, we don’t want it becoming inactive. Since this is a discord rp we’ll be slack on activity checks, doing them every 2-3 weeks. 

5. If you have a problem bring it to the mods and don’t bring it into the chats. We can Clear everything up better where people aren’t chiming in. 

6. Duplicate fcs are allowed IF the mun who had the fc first is okay with it 

7. ocs & other fandom characters are more than welcome to join 8. more to be added as we need them 

application ( submit here )

name / age:

character / age:

fandom:

discord:

members

Keep reading

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nonsexual acts of intimacy --- select from the following for my muse to respond to:

♔ : Finding your muse wearing their clothes ♕ : Holding hands ♖ : Having their hair washed by your muse ♗ : Your muse falling asleep with their head in my muse’s lap. ♘ : Cuddling in a blanket fort ♙ : Sharing a bed ♚ : Head scratches ♛ : Sharing a dessert ♜ : Shoulder rubs ♝ : Reading a book together ♞ : Caring for each other while ill (specify which party is which) ♟ : Patching up a wound ♤ : Taking a bath together ♧ : Your muse playing with their hair ♡ : Accidentally falling asleep together ♢ : Forehead or cheek kisses ♠ : Your muse adjusting their jewelry/neck tie/ etc. ♣ : Back scratches ♥ : Your muse crying about something ♦ : Slow dancing

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       john mulaney: kid gorgeous   → sentence starters

slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes. feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!

❝ Let’s change the subject! ❞

❝ This is a weird conversation and I want to talk about a book I read about World War II.❞

❝ Whoever did kill her only did it to protect her from this world. ❞

❝ Ah, none of us really know their fathers. ❞

❝ I was sitting over on the bench. ❞

❝ You saw what happened and did nothing! ❞

❝ Sometimes, he was gay. ❞

❝ When he was holding back the gay part, he did some of his best work. ❞

❝ I never talked to my dad about that but I figured I’d tell you. ❞

❝ Freebasing is the greatest orgasm known to man. ❞

❝ I’ve been sober now two weeks. Well, weekdays, not weekends. ❞

❝ What was so funny? I wanna know. ❞

❝ None of that matters but it’s important to me that you know that.  ❞

❝ Phonebooks don’t leave bruises. ❞

❝ Give us some money! As a gift! We want a gift! But only if it’s money! ❞

❝ I thought I’d be dead in a trunk by now. ❞

❝ You spent it already?! ❞

❝ Where’s the money? ❞

❝ I lived on cigarettes and alcohol and adderall. ❞

❝ Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep? ❞

❝ That’s illegal! They tricked me! ❞

❝ I paid 120,000 dollars for someone to tell me to go read Jane Austen and then I didn’t!❞

❝ If it’s too big you can just wear it as a sleep-shirt. ❞

❝ Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? ❞

❝ Jokes don’t do well in court. ❞

❝ I’m in the phase right before Old. ❞

❝ I am damp all the time. ❞

❝ I am gross. ❞

❝ UGHHHHH – you know, life. ❞

❝ I don’t know what my body is for, other than just taking my head from room to room. ❞

❝ I get super hot in the middle of the afternoon for no reason. ❞

❝ Let’s just not see each other for eight months and it doesn’t matter at all. ❞

❝ I was raised to be nice to everyone in every situation because you never know their story. ❞

❝ A lot of people don’t seem that nice and they seem to be doing fine in the world. ❞

❝ Not everyone thinks the same things are nice. ❞

❝ Famous people are weird as shit. ❞

❝ Your suspicions are correct. ❞

❝ I say ‘knock-knock’ out loud.❞

❝ The world is run by robots and we spend most of our time telling them we’re not a robot. ❞

❝ Think about that for two minutes and tell me that you don’t want to walk into the ocean.❞

❝ It seems like everyone everywhere is super mad about everything all the time. ❞

❝ I try to stay optimistic even though things seem to be getting a little sticky. ❞

❝ I don’t remember that in Hamilton. ❞

❝ I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting. ❞

❝ What do you think they’re celebrating? ❞

❝ I wasn’t raised catholic and I’m fucking glad I wasn’t because it’s a fucked up organization. ❞

❝ That should be the slogan of the catholic church: It’s an hour! ❞

❝ God can’t hear you. ❞

❝ First of all, get out of here with your facts. Just ‘cause you’re accurate doesn’t mean you’re interesting. ❞

❝ A charming anecdote that was fake and never happened. ❞

❝ These meaningless politeness rules! ❞

❝ I would never say that, not even as a joke, that my wife is a bitch and I don’t like her. ❞

❝ My wife is a bitch and I like her so much. ❞ 

❝ I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change. ❞

❝ I was in Connecticut recently, doing white people stuff. ❞

❝ Brush your teeth! Now boom, orange juice! That’s life. ❞

❝ College is a $120,000 hooker and you’re the idiot who fell in love with her.❞

❝ STREET SMARTS! ❞

❝ He could look at a child and guess the price of their coffin. ❞

[jelbean]

at this point I’m crackshipping that dilton’s gone through so many personality changes because he’s trying to get jughead’s attention, like dude scouts him out asking him all kinds of questions about jason’s murder, making him feel needed then drops him? so he dj’s jug’s birthday party only to be ignored? stabs himself in the leg to try and disband the gang that’s taken up so much of jughead’s attention? gets into rpgs because jughead began a club for one at school? runs to him immediately with his concerns that he’s about to begin worshiping a gargoyle king from another realm? dilton and jug forever.

[jelbean]

Ohhhh interesting

[jelbean]

(no spoilers)

hello everyone! i’ll be online more now because obviously there is new content to discuss, but i’ll probably have some muse too!

if anyone miraculously has s3 plots they want jellybean for, you should absoLUTEly hit me up and tell me, i am game for any crazy jellybean plots come at me

but more likely if we had a thread you want to continue then you could message me or like this because I had a lot of amazing threads going last time i was around in the summer

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Yeah that sounds about right

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RIVERDALE ★ 3x01 Labor Day

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BLESS FRED!

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#F.P. in glasses #we didn’t know we wanted it #but it’s what we deserve