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I miss being 9 years old and watching alien sighting videos on YouTube and getting so scared I felt sick

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Why was some random bitch making my juice blend today instead of my delicate angel Blake

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you love me? thats weird . dont say that. dont say that again . alright now watch me crack every joint in my body

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Shrine of Meridia, Watercolor 10x14

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Jonathan Callan Relative to, 2004 paper and ink

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I lost my fucking phone!

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Having your main anxiety response be Avoidance is crazy cause you'll think you're chillin and then one day you're like waitttt I've been paralyzed with fear this whole time. Damn

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fundamentaly embarrassing to show reference pictures to the hairdresser. Like yeah. Hey. Here's a picture of a guy who looks cool. One day I would liketo look cool as well. Can you try to make me look cool. With these paltry ingredients Can you try your very best to alchemize a guy who looks cool right now. In 30 minutes, can you make me into a person. Hey, for twenty five dollars, can you fuck my shit up forever? Could you give me a haircut. Is that too much to ask. Could you cut my hairs

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“Shoot”

Chris Burden -1971

In “Shoot” Burden had an assistant shoot him in the arm with a .22 rifle. Burden did not intend severe physical harm to himself, and practiced with his assistant for two weeks beforehand, to ensure that both he and his friend would feel comfortable. 

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straight guys popped off with the whole jerking off together as bros thing. unless that’s just in porn that might just be porn

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i heard they're crucifying the insincere tonight

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CACKLING at this malapropism