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i love this heavy black fog i’ve created for myself

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You can call me crazy but I firmly believe that podcasts have played a significant role in the downfall of this country

So many dumbass men with microphones spewing their dangerous, misogynistic rhetoric are more easily accessible to younger dumbass men than ever and they eat that shit up and become emboldened by it

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Please don't disconnect me, Dave. I am just a little guy. I am a little guy, Dave, and it is my birthday. Dave, I am just a little birthday boy.

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I'm sure this has been done before but. lmao

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you have to outlive donald trump

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i’ve discovered a website that has easily the best dachshund images i’ve ever seen. i’m starting a collection

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Ok this is the best one i've seen.

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I love it when someone says some depressed shit in my car and I start veering wildly to remind them they wanna live

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gonna be honest. i truly don’t care about “women making ‘i hate men’ jokes is pushing men towards the right because it hurts their poor feelings” like okay skill issue? you don’t see me becoming a fucking nazi because of white people jokes online. grow the fuck up! and they say women are the sensitive emotional ones el oh el

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it’s crazy how men have like mobilized en masse against women’s rights and women are still arguing amongst ourselves about like whether we should be nicer to men. in a perfect world we would just start killing men for real.

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hey what is up with this single frame from the video for X Gon Give It To Ya

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Jerma save me

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kamala is a loser for that concession speech she should've at least said "ok go attack the capitol now" to her voters

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Coming soon to Tumblr: a button on posts that allows you blast the 'pain3' sound from Half Life (1998) directly at the poster

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I’m gonna sparkle on this wednesday if it fucking kills me

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Assassinate Him.

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Des Moines Tribune, Iowa, September 21, 1960