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i should be allowed to wear a sign around my neck that says "HAD WEIRD DREAMS LAST NIGHT DO NOT SPEAK TO ME UNLESS I SPEAK TO YOU"

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Fish and War are the two most common things to mong.

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im suffering from a horrendous disease called being in your 20s

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i had a 4 hour drive today so i put on the revenge of the sith audiobook and the part where palpatine tells anakin to kill dooku came on right around the time that i saw a cybertruck and for a brief and beautiful moment when he said "do it" i had the urge to ram my honda full on into that shitty ass car

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When I became freelance, one of my first marketing contracts was fixing my boss' blog posts and articles that he had 'written' with ChatGPT.

It was the single most soul-sucking task I have ever done in my life. I could have ghostwritten it for them faster than it took me to edit it.

ChatGPT would often hallucinate features of the product, and often required more fact-checking than the article was worth.

It is absolutely no surprise that 77% of employees report that AI has increased workloads and lowered productivity, while 96% of executives believe it has boosted it.

The reality is that it's only boosted the amount of work employees have to do which leads to increased burnout, stress and job dissatisfaction.

Source.

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never ever ever gets old

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Isn't it crazy that 100 years ago, 50% of the US population were farmers? A century later and now most of us don't even know how to cum without thinking about Birdo from the ground breaking video game Super Mario Bros. 2

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The Wait.

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There should be a bar exam for tattoo artists cause wow. Jesus

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i'm entering the next phase of my life: tuesday afternoon

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testosterone tuesday

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You discover that you have control over a certain thing, as determined by spinning this wheel. We're talking full-on magical girl/superhero/supervillain/your label of choice control.

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(panting) ah- oh, fuck, Glueman... fill me with your-

the Glue Man: my special glue that lets me walk up and down anything?

(through gritted teeth) ffuck