jeff-goldbluhm

[jeff-goldbluhm]

'do you think you're superior for not using AI in your work' thank you for asking! yes i do

[jeff-goldbluhm]

I would still use my turn signals in the Mad Max Wasteland. They'd call me "Signal" because I'd hit my blinker before ramming the enemy hot rods into the side of a desert ravine. I'd use my turn signal every time. They would respect me for this.

[jeff-goldbluhm]

when people are like “the hunger games just stole the plot of battle royale” like listen everything steals from the plot of everything the lion king is just furry hamlet westworld is jurassic park but sexier lost is edgy gilligan’s island there are no original stories and the only good piece of media is jennifer’s body

[jeff-goldbluhm]

daily fave folio 💕

[jeff-goldbluhm]

au where at the end of the war the high lords refuse to bring back rhysand cause "if feyre got their powers what about him" and then he actually dies but because feyre was never chosen by the magic of the land she isn't the next high lady and instead it's actually mor's brother and the ic go mental cause they all lose their jobs and have to deal with the repercussions of their lack of action

[jeff-goldbluhm]

Reading articles about MrBeast's dominance of YouTube is fucking bizarre because, from my perspective, the dude isn't even on YouTube. I've never watched one of his videos. YouTube has, to the best of my knowledge, never recommended one of his videos to me. Every thumbnail screenshot of his looks like something you could tell me was a photoshopped parody of YouTube culture, and I'd believe you. No one I follow on YouTube ever mentions him, even negatively or in passing. The first time I ever heard his name was in regards to the quality of his ghost kitchens. The only way I know he isn't a mass, shared hallucination is that I've witnessed the thoroughly mid-looking chocolate bars he sells at Walmart for some reason

[jeff-goldbluhm]

yuh

[jeff-goldbluhm]

[jeff-goldbluhm]

[jeff-goldbluhm]

@grouponlobotomy

Salomé 1919 by Max Oppenheimer

[jeff-goldbluhm]

We know damn well that if they didn’t have that stupid death pact and Rhys died, Feyre wouldn’t still hold her High Lady title. The magic would just choose the next ruler, and it wouldn’t be Feyre. She only has a little bit of power from each High Lord (so little they almost didn’t notice it was gone). She barely uses her powers and is out of practice, so she’d easily be overpowered by any fully powered High Lord. Maybe Feyre could get crafty, but realistically, how likely is it that she could defeat a very experienced, fully powered High Lord? Feyre vs. Helion? Let’s be real, Feyre would be dead in ten minutes. And that’s only because Helion would keep giving her an out, but since she’s the "girlboss who can do aNyThINg" she wouldn’t take it.

That’s how you know Feyre's title is just for show—like giving someone an honorary degree and pretending they’re an expert. It was always Rhys and Rhys only. Even in HOFAS, she’s a nobody. She didn’t show any significant leadership in that book and hasn’t done much since ACOWAR. One of the most significant things she’s done post-war is open an art studio because she likes painting, have sex in the sky while flaunting wings that Illyrian females can’t even use, make a death pact, get pregnant young, die, and need to be saved by her bullied sister so the current High Lord's lineage doesn’t vanish in two seconds, and then… paint some more.

Everyone still only cares about what Rhys wants. Strip her of that useless title so maybe her stans can stop being delusional and thinking she could ever go toe to toe with Beron.

[jeff-goldbluhm]

[jeff-goldbluhm]

longer version of the smile clip

SOURCE : EL3CTRICHEARTS on twitter

[jeff-goldbluhm]

Nick Folio and his biceps. That's it that's the post.

[jeff-goldbluhm]

You know what I love about Lucien's character?

Sarah not only set him up to have powers synonymous with light and warmth but she made his personality a perfect match to that.

The way he cradled Feyre's head when he'd thought she had a nightmare. How he stroked soothing lines down her back. How Feyre on multiple occasions mentions how good he is. How Rhys, despite his past with Lucien, mentions how loyal he is. How he's always looking out for others, covering them with cloaks / jackets when they're cold, making sure they're fed by hunting or fishing. How he constantly worries for those he cares for. Searching for ways to help break Feyre's bargain, constantly thinking about how he might get to Elain in the NC, worrying over her mental state once he arrived. In a world of shadow daddy MMCs who are known to be brutal, lethal and cold, Lucien is someone unique, someone who is warmth and light across the board. His personality, his powers, even the meaning of his name.

[jeff-goldbluhm]

My liege, how do you remain positive in a world so cruel?

There is a lot of despair right now. I do not wish to add for it. A lot of things can be taken from me, but I will remain hopeful and silly and filled with love for the people I care about. They will not take away my joy

[jeff-goldbluhm]

dequitem