jedirattail
Jedi Rat Tail
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watching through star wars movies and shows in chronological order and posting thoughts as I go
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jedirattail · 14 hours ago
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tired of jedi characters comparing their relationship to their master with a parent-child dynamic. they dont KNOW that dynamic!
give me more jedi comparing a non-jedi's familial relationship to that of an apprentice and a master - at least that would make sense!
jedi going "yeah, an adult who guides and protects you and you're supposed to listen to them? yeah thats a master- oh, your mom is like that too? neat :)"
more jedi not really understanding non-jedi family dynamics. more jedi being horrified at the concept of someone being rejected or mistreated by their parent, because "why did they choose to have you then???"
there's a lot of interesting parallels between master-padawan dynamics and parental/familial dynamics. i just want to see more of the comparison going the other way.
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jedirattail · 1 day ago
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my sw watchthrough: The Phantom Menace
I love baby Obi-Wan so much. I'll never forgive them for cutting off his beautiful hair though
Headcanon that force users can only force-run once in their lives and that's why we never see them do that again
I like politics in my star wars, but they really could've gone for something more relevant to the rest of the story than the taxation of trade routes
This started out stronger than I remember. I was enjoying myself through the first act and JarJar even got some laughs out of me
It just slows down so much and gets very goofy during the second act when they're on Tatooine. Not enough Obi-Wan.
"ussa in big doodoo dis time"
The podrace looks and sounds amazing (as much as I don't like the Tatooine stuff)
Qui-Gon isn't really the perfect good guy "what the Jedi are meant to be" that the fandom makes him out to be sometimes. He literally bargains on a slave child's life so he could fix his ship. Still like him him but damn
Obi-Wan's "Why do I sense we've picked up another pathetic life form?" with his little vocal fry? and smirk? he's perfect
It's crazy how much better Coruscant looks in the later movies
But the practical effects in this movie are actually great. Wish they kept more in E2&3
The queen's outfits are so amazing and one of the best parts of the movie
Darth Maul is hot. It's mostly the voice.
Grappling hook guns are goofy as hell
Duel of the Fates is obviously incredible. I don't know much about fight choreography, but Ewan kills it with how he expresses Obi-Wan's emotions through his fighting after Maul kills Qui-Gon. Love Obi-Wan.
Unexplained glowing plasma ball of peace
I really wish Anakin was already a teenager at this point and it wasn't so long before E2. Jake Lloyd was great though and didn't deserve the hate at all
Next is Tales of the Jedi - The Sith Lord, and then I might check out some of the comics and/or books that take place between TPM and AotC (depending on what my library has)
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jedirattail · 2 days ago
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Anybody else have an issue following action scenes? I'm great at following conversations and character dynamics, but my brain just turns off during fight scenes and chase scenes and really any kind of action. It looks cool, but I just cannot keep up.
I just finished watching The Phantom Menace, and of course the duel of the fates is awesome, but I feel like there's a lot more to it that I just can't see because I can't keep up with the choreography. Same thing with the pod race. It looks awesome, but I couldn't tell you where the different characters are relative to each other if you randomly paused it and asked me.
I feel like this is a part of my brain that I need to train so I can unlock a whole new level of appreciation for the movies and shows I watch
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jedirattail · 2 days ago
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and then he brought him into an active war zone
I think we were all a little too quick to forgive Qui-Gon for entering a slave child in a deadly race so he could get a part for his ship
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jedirattail · 2 days ago
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This is the first time I've watched The Phantom Menace in years, and Darth Maul is a lot hotter than I remembered
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jedirattail · 2 days ago
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Unpopular opinion (I think), but I hate Tatooine. Don't like it. It's iconic, but it's boring. The Tatooine parts of the movies always feel so long.
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jedirattail · 2 days ago
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I think we were all a little too quick to forgive Qui-Gon for entering a slave child in a deadly race so he could get a part for his ship
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jedirattail · 2 days ago
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I'm high watching the phantom menace, and this movie is so strange. I've seen it, I know it's bad, but it's actually crazy how bizarre this movie is.
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jedirattail · 2 days ago
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my sw watchthrough: Tales of the Jedi episodes 1 & 2
S1E2 - Justice
ofc episode 2 takes place first, this is star wars
It's an interesting place to start the story of star wars. It starts us with Dooku and Qui-Gon and sets up the republic government as corrupt and unpopular from the start
The jedi and senate are so out of touch with what regular people's lives are like
Dooku and Qui-Gon really stand out in this starving, dirty, impoverished villiage with their clean, fancy robes
The jedi might mean well, but they live on the top level of coruscant with the senators and don't usually see this kinda stuff
And they ask why the people don't just elect someone better, no clue about the level of senate corruption
I want more Dooku
S1E1 - Life and Death
Seeing Ahsoka's mom is making me cry. her baby :(
Love the circle of life hunter and prey stuff. None of the three species are framed as more or less evil or innocent than each other, they're all just surviving
Ahsoka learns to face death so young, and it never really stops for her
Baby Ahsoka riding the big cat into town is so Dave Filoni lol
I wonder how giving Ahsoka to the jedi went. Her parents obviously love her
Phantom Menace next 🫡
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jedirattail · 2 days ago
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I've just started watching through star wars in chronological order. I'll probably just post my thoughts here as I go through it. All I've watched so far is the first two episodes of tales of the jedi, so I'll post my thoughts on that in a sec
I think I'm gonna try to do basically everything between episodes 1 and 6, so tcw, bad batch, rebels, kenobi, andor, rogue one, and tales of the jedi/empire, and maybe some comics if we're feeling crazy. We'll see how long I actually stick with it lol
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