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in honor of julius caesar can someone stab me today

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Look, I dont know a lot about saints and Catholicism, but I know St. Agatha is always depicted with her breasts on a plate, and that’s sure something

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31st of December

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I HAVE WAITED ALL YEAR TO POST THIS

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No, frankincense was the name of the wise man, not the gift he brought. You’re thinking of frankincense’s monster.

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anyone else think about the sigourney weaver snake venom nail polish scene from holes literally all the goddamn time

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I can use excel and the toilet

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i wanna make one of those “thanks for coming to my ted talk” posts but i have nothing intelligent to say

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How I Stopped Posting About My Feelings Online And Started Carving Them Into Trees Deep In The Forest Miles Away From Civilization Where No One Will Ever Find Them.

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Maybe if you were a little nicer to that horse girl in middle school this return @ your hometown’s tjmaxx would be going a lot smoother rn

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This is important.