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"I didn't know you could do that"

Jeannie shrugged, her fingers running over the ivory keys of Artie’s piano.  “Pete and I both took lessons.  He’s better than I am.”  Not like she could really tell.  She just imagined he was better.  When he played, people smiled, closed their eyes, got into it.  When she played, people smiled politely and clapped.  She saw a few cringes here and there, indicating that she had missed a note.  It was never the same reaction Pete got.  “Did it sound okay?” She asked, a cheeky grin on her face.

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apology&regret starter sentences

"It was an accident, I swear!"

"How many times do I have to apologize?"

"Will you ever be able to forgive me?"

"This was never meant to happen."

"Please, you have to believe me."

"I'm so sorry for everything."

"My words could never describe how sorry I am."

"I beg you, just say something."

"It wasn't my fault!"

"I'll never do it again, I promise."

"I wish I could take it all back."

"What's done has been done."

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Sentence Starters

"You'll never guess what."

"Can I help you with anything?"

"May I ask you a question?"

"Hey sleepy head.."

"___ I love you.."

"How long was I out for?"

"What's with the box?"

"No need to apologize."

"Who do you think you are?"

"You've been following me all day! Who are you?"

"It's nice and sunny out today."

"Look out!"

"You're the best."

"Please, come in."

"Hey, you okay?"

"Can you help me sleep?"

"W-what are you doing?"

"That was really cute."

"Okay, this is my room."

"Don't touch anything.."

"I could kiss you right now!"

"That's really weird.."

"Sounds like a plan."

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Shout at my muse to see how they respond:

"I shouldn’t be in love with you!"

"It’s not fair!"

"I could kill you right now!"

"Knock it off!"

"Screw you!"

"You’re a complete moron!"

"I love this song!"

"Bring that here!"

"I hate you!"

"I’m pissed off!"

"Make me!"

"I wish you’d never been born!"

"I bought ice cream!"

"Kiss my ass!"

"Shut up!"

"I can’t do it anymore!"

"Take me home!"

"Just kiss me already!

"I can't be in love with you!"

"I can't believe this!"

"Piss off!"

"I wish things were that simple!"

"I love you!"

"Jump off a bridge!"

"You’re so hot!"

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All the starter sentences I could find, alphabetized.

"Are you crazy?”

"Are you even listening to me?"

"Are you even listening to yourself?"

"Are you sure they won’t find out?”

"Are you sure this is legal?”

"Are you sure you know what you’re doing?”

"Are you threatening me?"

"Be mine."

"Do I know you?"

"Do you love me?"

"Do you remember this?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Don’t go."

"Don’t let me die"

"Don’t look at me like that."

"Don’t make me beg.”

"Don’t you dare come near me!"

"Don’t you dare."

"Explain yourself."

"For you, I would _____"

"Give it back."

"Give me another chance."

"Have you ever even done this before?"

"How drunk are you right now?"

"I already regret this."

"I am not wearing that.”

"I can’t believe you missed that."

"I can’t do this anymore."

"I can’t even look at you."

"I could kill you!"

"I dare you." or "I dare you to _____."

"I didn’t do it.""

"I didn’t know you could do that."

"I don’t want to look at you right now.”

"I guess this is goodbye.”

"I hate you."

"I have to go."

"I just want to cuddle."

"I know your secret.”

"I love you, but I really wish I didn’t.”

"I love you."

"I miss you so very much."

"I missed you."

"I need a drink."

"I need a hug."

"I never really loved you."

"I owe you."

"I think I broke it."

"I think I’m falling in love with you. "

"I think I’m forgetting something."

"I think it’s broken.”

"I trust you."

"I want to be yours."

"I want to try this thing I read in a book.”

"I want you. Naked. In my bed. Now."

"I’ll be there in five minutes.”

”This is really inappropriate.”

"I’m all for spicing thing’s up, but isn’t this a bit much?”

"I’m bad for you.”

"I’m dying."

"I’m going to be sick."

"I’m not speaking to you anymore."

"I’m pregnant and it’s yours."

"I’ve never heard that one before."

"If you stay quiet, no one will know.”

"Is that my shirt?"

"It was me"

"It’s so beautiful.”

"It’s time to choose.”

"Just five more minutes."

"Just go."

"Just leave me alone."

"Just let me die."

"Just relax."

"Just what did we do last night?"

"Kiss me you idiot."

"Kiss me."

"Make me."

"Marry me?"

"My Parents don’t know"

"My parents know.""

"Never again."

"Nh, don’t be so rough!"

"No, that can’t be my baby."

"No! You can’t die on me now!"

"Put it away.”

"Put your trousers on!"

"Put. The. Weapon. Down."

"Shut up and listen."

"Take responsibility."

"That isn’t mine."

"That looked easier on TV."

"That sounds painful."

"That was a bad plan."

"That’s mine!”

"That’s the cheesiest pickup line I’ve ever heard."

"They’re coming.”

"This seems familiar."

"This stays between us."

"Truth hurts, don’t it?"

"Want to hear a secret?"

"We need to talk."

"We’re moving too fast.”

"Well that was unexpected."

"What are we doing here?"

"What are you afraid of?"

"What are you touching?"

"What are you?"

"What do you need?"

"What happened to you?"

"What have I done this time?"

"What if someone catches us?”

"What sort of noise was that?”

"What the hell do you think you’re doing?"

"What were you thinking?"

"Where are my clothes?"

"Where did you find this?"

"Where do you even find this sort of thing?”

"Where were you?"

"Who’d have guessed you could pull such a face?”

"Why are you wearing that?"

"Why yes, I am as think as you drunk I am."

"You could have died!”

"You could have killed someone!"

"You coward."

"You don’t need to be so gentle.”

"You drive me crazy!"

"You have ten minutes, so make it quick.”

"You lied to me!"

"You mean everything to me."

"You owe me."

"You. Come. Snuggle. NOW!"

"You’re all out of ____."

"You’re an idiot.”

"You’re bad for me.”

"You’re dead to me."

"You’re pregnant and It’s mine"

"You’re really good at this…”

"You’re so weird.""

"You’re under arrest."

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|| Okay, so I had the opportunity to speak at my church today about my experiences and about my campaign.  I thought I would share it here. I promise, it’s really not all about God…

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text meme 7/∞

i’ve been collecting funny/cute texts & texts from texts from last night for about 2 years. they’ve been sitting in a word document for a long time so with all the text memes i’ve been seeing around, i decided to take all the texts i’ve saved and make a meme with them bc why not. there’s a bit of everything bellow: fluff, silliness, nsfw, angst, etc etc

[text] I was wondering why the cops were making such a big deal then I realized I was naked

[text] For the love of God could you stop having screaming sex? Some of us have exams.  

[text] The stripper told you to sort your life out    

[text] Do you still want to study with me later?

[text] Are you still mad at me?

[text] Everyone was so shocked to hear that she was a virgin they were speechless. I said I could cure that problem for her and we hooked up. It was that simple.

[text] she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as “bathroom blowjob”

[text] Be still, my beating vagina.

[text] I’m sorry I didn’t stay. I wish I could have.

[text] I believe some people would call last night an orgy.

[text] The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It’s a nice shirt.

[text] I just walked thrugh the woods having a conversation with every spider I saw in it’s web. They all have English accents. I’m drunk and this weed is incredible!

[text] Dude i’m not sure who’s apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal…

[text] I just had a conversation with my cat in the shower about pancakes. We both like them a lot.

[text] I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said “pretend i’m your pet dinosaur” so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.

[text] omg bring my wallet when you come get me tonight. i’m buying a fucking giraffe.

[text] Is it a good thing or a bad thing when you wake up naked with two naked guys in your bed, while holding glow-in-the-dark toy dinosaurs in your hands, and listening to the lion king soundtrack?

[text] She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love

[text] A little alcohol is good for the soul! Fuck Chicken soup, I’m going to write a book called “hard liquor for the soul” It’s going to be a best seller.

[text] This is NO TIME for pants!

[text] Why did you just messaged me and saying you’re praying for me…

[text] you’re the one who came to me for relationship advice !

[text] I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?

[text] Are cops allowed to hit on you if they’re in uniform?! Serious question.

[text] I hope you get stoned and think that you’re a seal in shark infested waters

[text] I can’t believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget

[text] My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.

[text] Just walked by a girl saying to her friend “honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him”

[text] Well if you don’t want to be kicked out before last call don’t I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don’t call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo “princess”

[text] Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid… Figured you would approve

[text] Why are you holding a baby?

[text] I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn’t drink tequila.

[text] I’m gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.

[text] I gave you all for nothing.

[text] I think “we’ve never met sober” is a great relationship to have with someone

[text] Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we’re pretty tight.

[text] You know I’d say it if I could.

[text] I’m pissed off because you’re moving on and I wish you weren’t.

[text] An d I’d rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?

[text]  I’m actually kind of scared of your mother.

[text] Do you ever walk past a mirror and you just think ‘Good.’ ??

[text] Drunk karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.

[text] Really like the selfie you self as my phone wallpaper

[text] It’s not too soon to be texting you, is it?

[text] Please don’t tell me i was given a fake number

[text] Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.

[text] I take back what i said about me not missing you while you go on vacation bc now i’m sexually frustrated

[text] Hey you left something here. how did you manage to get home without your pants?

[text] Sorry I ran off so abruptly this morning.

[text] I just saw your missed call. Is everything ok?

[text] I kind of figured when it said ‘unlimited buffet’ that it really meant unlimited. I cant believe they kicked me out

[text] How long are we going do this ?

[text]  I miss you. I shouldn’t, but I really do miss you.

[text] Why didn’t you call me back last night?

[text] I just got kicked out of mcdonald’s because I demanded a margarita mcflurry

[text] You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don’t know how I’ll ever be able to trust you again.

[text] Stop leaving me drunk voicemails

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|| Okay, just wondering, If I made a Myka blog, but didn't do Bering and Wells, would anyone follow it?

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It's an artifact!

Name: Stupid Dress Description: Unknown Effects: Causes the entire world to argue over it’s color Downside: Causes mass hysteria, and intense paranoia, especially if it changes color while you are looking at it.  Also causes a division in the population.  The two separate groups all want to fight each other. Status: Still needed.  Pete thinks it is blue and black, Myka thinks it is white and gold.  They’ve been bickering about it and have yet to snag it…

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"I've seen it, I still don't believe it."

~Open~

"A world of endless wonder? I’ll believe it when I see it." 

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Just Go With It (starter sentences)

Put one in my ask to see my muse’s reaction!

And by the way he does play the bass. And he writes songs.

As much as I was looking forward to you reconstructing my face, I really need to start fresh.

Believe me, I have him well-trained.

Don’t call me.

Don’t laugh.

Don’t pour over me! I’ll bring my glass to you!

Gonna be the next Miley Cyrus, I am!

He sells sheep for a living.

He’s losing it.

I am such an idiot.

I couldn’t stand the thought of you knowing the truth.

I don’t want to wait, I just want to start my life with you.

I have to write up a bunch of index cards just to keep up with these lies.

I invented the barking hand.

I love that you are the only person I’ve never lied to. I just trust you.

I love that you fixed your teeth.

I love that you just do everything for everybody and never expect anything back.

I love that you read the index cards.

I love that you secretly have a huge heart that’s filled with kindness and humility.

I love your sense of humor. Every dirty bit of it.

I love your smile.

I love your stories.

I named my kid’s poop after you.

I really love spending time with you.

I saw my shot, and I took it.

I stopped asking that question a long time ago.

I think it’s adorable how obsessed you are about this guy.

I think they took one of your yellow bombers.

I was maced one time. Five times.

I’m her man friend/ love monkey.

I’m sorry, I’m kind of seeing… anybody else.

In my acting class, if someone says ‘No’ in the scene, everyone else yells ‘DIE!’

Is this a Halloween party?

Is this where the blue avatar people live?

Isn’t that a shitty name?

It’s my precious.

Just look at you two, It’s like Barbie and Grandpa Ken.

Last night, with the ass grab of the coconut, little bit of a red flag.

Legendary like the day you were once sober!

Let’s just get married. Right here!

Oh Henderson, you thoughtless oaf, stop texting and open that door!

Oh, so she was a frenemy?

Oh, the girls are sticking together, isn’t that sweet?

Please take care of my children.

See, I can tell when you are lying, and when you tell the truth.

She is trying to beat me, but she won’t!

She’s wonderful, there’s just one problem. She’s not you.

The distraction, I’m guessing.

The guy made it through an entire lunch with a woman without making up a fake life.

There is nothing between us. We’re just familiar.

These are not the boobie bags that I ordered.

This is getting serious!

Well, for starters, he’s gay.

Were you telling the truth when you said you might be in live with me?

What if I was deformed? Then would you take me to Hawaii?

What’s the tie breaker? What’s the tie breaker?

When I feel it, I do it.

Why are we always laughing? Is there something wrong with us?

You don’t know how to swim, and you want to swim with the dolphins. That makes a lot of sense.

You look incredible. I’m so glad you got your teeth fixed. Much better.

You might have heard of him, he invented the iPod.

You must play the trumpet or something, because you’re making me all horny and stuff.

You suck at everything!

You two had a real connection.

You’re a pig.

You’re so horny!

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RULE 1. You can only say GUILTY or INNOCENT.

RULE 2. You are not allowed to explain anything unless someone messages you and asks!

Now, here’s what you’re supposed to do… And please do not spoil the fun. Delete my answers, type in your answers and tag 3-10 of your friends to answer this.

Tagged by: limitlessxxpotential

Tagging: Whoever wants to do it. 

1. Asked someone to marry you? Guilty / Innocent 2. Kissed one of your friends? Guilty / Innocent 3. Danced on a table in a bar? Guilty / Innocent 5. Had feelings for someone whom you can’t have? Guilty / Innocent 6. Ever kissed someone of the same sex? Guilty / Innocent 7. Kissed a picture? Guilty / Innocent 8. Slept in until 5 PM? Guilty / Innocent 9. Fallen asleep at work/school? Guilty / Innocent 10. Held a snake? Guilty / Innocent 11. Been suspended from school? Guilty / Innocent 12. Worked at a fast food chain/restaurant? Guilty / Innocent 13. Stolen something? Guilty / Innocent 14. Been fired from a job? Guilty / Innocent 15. Done something you regret? Guilty / Innocent 16. Laughed until something you were drinking came out of your nose? Guilty / Innocent 17. Caught a snowflake on your tongue? Guilty / Innocent 18. Kissed in the rain? Guilty / Innocent 19. Sat on a roof top? Guilty / Innocent 20. Kissed someone you shouldn’t? Guilty / Innocent 21. Sang in the shower? Guilty / Innocent 22. Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? Guilty / Innocent 23. Shaved your head? Guilty / Innocent 24. Slept naked? Guilty / Innocent 25. Had a gym membership? Guilty / Innocent 26. Made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? Guilty / Innocent 27. Been in a band? Guilty / Innocent 28. Shot a gun? Guilty / Innocent 29. Donated blood? Guilty / Innocent 30. Eaten alligator meat? Guilty / Innocent 31. Eaten cheesecake? Guilty / Innocent 32. Still love someone you shouldn’t? Guilty / Innocent 33. Have/had a tattoo? Guilty / Innocent 34. Liked someone, but will never tell who? Guilty / Innocent 35. Been too honest? Guilty / Innocent 36. Ruined a surprise? Guilty / Innocent 37. Ate in a restaurant and got really bloated that you can’t walk afterwards? Guilty / Innocent 38. Erased someone in your friends list? Guilty / Innocent 39. Dressed in a woman’s clothes (if you’re a guy) or man’s clothes (if you’re a girl)? Guilty / Innocent 40. Joined a pageant? Guilty / Innocent 41. Been told that you’re handsome or beautiful by someone who totally meant what they said? Guilty / Innocent 42. Still have communication w/ your ex? Guilty / Innocent 43. Cheated on someone? Guilty / Innocent 44. Get totally drunk one night and you have an important exam tomorrow morning? Guilty / Innocent 45. A total stranger treated you by paying your fare? Guilty / Innocent 46. Get totally angry that you cried so hard? Guilty / Innocent 47. Tried to stay away from someone for their own good? Guilty / Innocent 48. Thought about suicide? Guilty / Innocent 49. Thought about murder? Guilty / Innocent 50. How about Mass Murder? Guilty / Innocent 51. Rode in a stranger’s vehicle? Guilty / Innocent 52. Stalked someone? Guilty / Innocent 53. Had a girlfriend/boyfriend? Guilty / Innocent 54. Gotten totally drunk during a holiday? Guilty / Innocent

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"Screw the judges!" Jeannie laughed.  "I mean, won't it make you more likable to a jury?" She shrugged.  "I mean, don't listen to me, I have no idea what I'm doing in a courtroom, I just draw sketches.  But, I do watch a lot of crime shows."  She giggled.

*picks up a marker and draws :) on the back of her hand when she's not paying attention...*

Alex was talking to someone about a case when this was happening. She then lifted her hand up when she was about to grab something and noticed the smiley face, she turner her head to Jeannie and raised an eyebrow. “You did this, didn’t you?” She said, a slightly amused look on her face.

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Mun-Day Thingy

☆ : What made you start playing your muse?

♠ : What is the hardest thing about playing this muse?

☻ : What do you find easiest about playing this muse?

◊ : What's your favourite thing about your muse?

☺ : Favourite canon scene/chapter involving your muse?

Ψ : Canon scenes/chapters you can't stand to watch/read (because it's sad)?

♤ : Canon scenes/chapters you can't stand to watch/read (because it's badly written)?

Ж : What do you like best about RPing, in general?

▽ : Any RP pet peeves?

✿ : Anything you want to say about your muse's faceclaim?

פ : Any characters you'd like to RP with that are currently played by no one?

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Jeannie touched her hand to her head. "Oh, I forgot.  My niece gave it to me earlier."  SHe pulled the plastic crown from her head and flashed a sheepish grin. "I could have walked all over New York City with that."

"Why are you wearing that?"

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"It was my point exactly." Jeannie grinned back.  "I think you should keep it there for court, don't you?"

*picks up a marker and draws :) on the back of her hand when she's not paying attention...*

Alex was talking to someone about a case when this was happening. She then lifted her hand up when she was about to grab something and noticed the smiley face, she turner her head to Jeannie and raised an eyebrow. “You did this, didn’t you?” She said, a slightly amused look on her face.

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It took her long enough to notice it! Jeannie held a straight face for as long as she could. "I don't know what you're talking about." After that she started laughing, unable to contain it.

*picks up a marker and draws :) on the back of her hand when she's not paying attention...*

Alex was talking to someone about a case when this was happening. She then lifted her hand up when she was about to grab something and noticed the smiley face, she turner her head to Jeannie and raised an eyebrow. “You did this, didn’t you?” She said, a slightly amused look on her face.