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Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

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Celeste Ng, Little Fires Everywhere

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so like kevin day right?

I need kevin to be like the green brothers of the exy-verse. Like people know him either from the prolific history yt channel he runs (he saves people taking any hist class, is worshipped by apush students during exam szn) OR from being the best exy striker to ever play the game.

then I need all the tweets going 'wtf is kevin day doing teaching on yt in my apush class?? I thought he was an exy player??'

or

' why does my cousin have a poster of kevin day in exy gear? I see that guy every time my hist prof has a hangover and puts on youtube??'

anyways,

kevin day wins a kids choice award or a streamy or something and he receives some very confused calls from the foxes.

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going up to a character i enjoy and being like "i'd like to award you the highest honour i can bestow" and the honours in question are like. bad at sex. undiagnosable mental anguish. loser's temperament. actual body horror shit. nicotine addiction.

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hopeless time loop. the way out isn’t to save everyone. the way out isn’t to save even one person. the way out isn’t to change anything. the way out is accepting how it happened the first time is how it always will be. that’s how you acted, that’s how they acted, that’s how you would have acted every time if you weren’t given the curse of hindsight. the way out is accepting you can’t fix the past; you can only forgive yourself for it.

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this remains the most kevin day song ever written and i WILL write a masters thesis about it

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ok i’m interested. what non-necessity do you buy whenever you get the chance? like what’s something you love that you always feel you need more of? mine are phone cases and stuffed animals.

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Never Goes Away (But It All Works Out)

it'll all work out - phoebe bridgers/unknown/I get so jealous of euthanized dogs - June Gehringer /@lilyflxwers/it'll all work out - phoebe bridgers/unknown/unknown/it'll all work out - phoebe bridgers/ In a Dream You Saw a Way to Survive - Clementine von Radics/hold this - fortesa latifi/it'll all work out - phoebe bridges/stick season - noah kahan/faithful and virtuous night - louise gluck/ unknown/ unknown/  norwegian wood - haruki murakami/it'll all work out - phoebe bridgers

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Removal Acts, Erin Marie Lynch

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Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

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this isn't about the ravens. this is about you.

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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge

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someone said we had more fun in childhood because we didnt have any past memories to linger on and it has stuck with me ever since

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if you want to or have a reason you use one instead of the other add it. I know it is most commonly used in the military and at hospitals (and I think some countries just use the 24 hour clock)

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My favorite Andrew headcanon still remains that upon retiring from Exy—a good several years before average, and waaaay before Neil and Kevin, because he's finally secure enough in his life and desires to recognize that he doesn't need to keep doing something he doesn't enjoy just because hes good at it—he goes back into law and becomes a public defender.

It's not like he forgot anything since college, and most of the bar exam is rote memorization, so picking it back up is simple. Neil is too happy that Andrew is making such a major decision on his own initiative to be disappointed about losing pro exy.

On the other hand. Can you imagine sitting in a jail cell for auto theft waiting for some underpaid schmuck to offer you a plea deal when fucking LeBron James walks in.