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it's good that we're saying "i don't feel guilty about pleasure im not Catholic" but we also need to start saying "i don't feel self-righteous about being overworked I'm not Puritan"
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2025 is a good number, it’s a quarter of the way through the 20 hundreds and it’s got that nice set of 2s separated by only a 0. not bad. whatever happens this year at least it’ll be happening during a good number 😌
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suck, and i cannot stress this enough, my cock to the fucking base
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happy last same year as it was yesterday 2024 tuesday
todays the only/last day you can reblog this lol
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i could smell your boytoy coming from down the road. Wretched little rotted morsel of a thing, may he fall to time and become carrion
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the only criticism of millennials l accept
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they should invent a grief that doesn’t define you in new and strange ways for the rest of your life
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Almost said “they’re like if Lima Beans served cunt” to describe edamame beans to an 80+ year old woman. How y’all doing
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