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I am pommebaguette / Je ne suis pas daerbelppa (idk what to make an opposite of bread and also before i looked at reblogs i thought it's about writing it backwards soo)

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I'd like to think that if we go by "Kris is short for Krismas because Carol went «No child in my town will ever be named Togore» or some other Holidays intervention" theory that makes Kris a honorary Holiday family member. They named the baby. It's their baby now too.

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Yeah, had a thought that's about chestnuts but why change to Chester tho..??? Other Holiday names are unchanged after all

You really can’t miss a single minute in the Undertale/Deltarune fandom bc why does the Dreemurr family have a middle child named Togore now and why does he look like that ajsjsjjsjsks

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It's not bad it's a boy (whoever they go with would be gay either way) it's bad it's Berdly. Which is probs why it isn't covered by gay is okay

gay is ok!!!!!

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Oh no

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

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You know, I don't really like when weird route content is called kriselle.

The only kriselle there is when we're out of the picture. When they tell her it's a prank and it's gonna be better. Or at the very least, it's one sided in the main plot.

You know why? Because ch2 and ch4 made it obvious it's not Kris who pushes Noelle to do all of that stuff.

Noelle doesn't hear Kris' voice, nor does she stop hearing the voice when they're down. She goes for attack when you call her, not Kris. Kris does their best to protect her from you when they have an opportunity to do so.

And when she asks Kris who will hear? You straight up tell her it's you, who hears everything she says.

So no, the creepy abusive etc relationship with Noelle in some trance is not kriselle. You told that yourself in ch4, you're an intruder who hears everything. An intruder with wrong voice. An intruder with wrong actions. An intruder Kris tries to protect her from so hard.

When you're in, that's not Kris. So when you're in the picture, there's no kriselle. It's just you.

Edit: just so it doesn't get misunderstood – I'm not saying kriselle doesn't exist. I'm saying weird route kriselle is Kris comforting and protecting Noelle. I'm saying kriselle is not a manipulative nightmare of making Noelle commit atrocities because that's not on Kris, that's us.

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♪999 bottles of beer on the wall♪

♪999 bottles of beer♪

♪Take one down♪

♪Pass it around♪

♪998 bottles of beer on the wall♪

Hey Tumblr! Let’s all sing a song together!

🎵1000 bottles of beer on the wall, 🎵

🎵1000 bottles of beer! 🎵

🎵Take one down, 🎵

🎵Pass it around, 🎵

🎵 999 bottles of beer on the wall! 🎵

Next line is onto you!

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Just had the "this life of queerbating and stuff taught me gay doesn't exist outside of yaoi content and I need to break free from this shit" realisation after watching nimona and thinking about my spamtenna doubts again

Realised I need more stuff like that to break free, so I wonder if you could please share some recommendations??? Something like nimona or cardcaptor sakura (or at least if yukitouyas were a bit more obvious, at least in anime). Like, the specific criteria are as follows:

1) The characters shouldn't be background or too much of a side chars. They should have significant roles.

2) Not something bordering on queerbating or having just a confession/kiss at the end. I'm not up for gays being gay just as a happy ending and I don't think some classic slowburn will really help me.

3) It should not have gay relationship as the main focus, nor as a side point. If I needed just something about gays I could always find something, but that's not what I need. What I need is something that has its own plot as the main focus, not their relationship, but also something that doesn't sideline that and lets it have its influence on the plot.

So like, they _are_ gay (it's confirmed and you can't miss it), they have the time to be openly gay together (they don't kiss at the end after the whole runtime of blushing and longing stares), they have something else going on (the plot is not about gay), their relationship still matter (it affects the plot or at least has its significance in it).

Please share smth like that I really need that.

Also this applies specifically to men. I don't have the same perception problem with wlw or at least I don't have it on the forefront of my mind as I do with this one.

Also if you don't have anything to recommend then at least rb it so others can see this pretty please🤲

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I've seen so many versions of this meme lately I've decided to make a reverse version with my mtf halfling dnd char (party members' expectations are a pure guess because we didn't get far because of unstable jerk of a dm)

So the thing is Sacto(back then Auros) and Tarcy were twins in one family pretty well known for their woodwork and stuff. Sacto came out to her family, which had accepted her, but didn't dare to come out to the rest of the community. One day Tarcy was killed and so sometime later Sacto left. Leaving the community that knew "him", she could finally not be worried and basically socially transition.

So, if the story kept living (and if it did look into chars themselves since idk, the main story was just based on some game I've no idea about) maybe the party would've been to Sacto's homeplace, where her family recognises their daughter and yet the community clearly remembers the dead girl and the mourning boy.

Honestly I love her and my other dnd char so much please wish explosive diarrhea on that jerk who destroyed our party (he made the prev dm (who dmed a story with the other char and I know was planning on going into characters' backstories) quit with his attitude and i so hate him for that because of more personal reasons) (also this unstable bitch just up and kicked me from chat when i told him "fuck you. Absolutely serious this time"(because I treated "fuck you", said to him as an inside joke before) over prev dm leaving (I asked, they said they left fully) like how cringe could that guy get???)

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The boys

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Hey spamtenna angst nation can we please not forget about Tenna's pipis????? HE AND SPAMTON WANTED TO BE PARENTS BEFORE IT ALL ENDED!!!

If you write Spamton leaving don't be a coward – bring up their child.

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scars in fiction: I got this trying to save my lover from an assassin- but tragically, I was too late. now I carry the mark of my failure with me always, and I can never forget~

scars in real life: so I was trying to open macaroni sauce with a paring knife

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They miss the stars

Oh, and Melanchream is also there ig

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Wait wait wait

. . .

Oh shit.

Okay, let's talk Kohlrabi

The loss (and the memories he has still) and the way he lived is not something he asked for, his current position is most likely not something he wanted. Not what he would choose if he had a choice.

He has the dark powers of oven, dark powers once sealed in an oven. Who unsealed the oven?

Melanchream

You know what else?

Kohlrabi considers guardian cookies untrustful, someone who don't do shit to help.

You know who shares that opinion???

Yeah, Melanchream

My opinion? This bitch Melanchream turned my boy Kohlrabi into who he is now (possibly manipulated him into accepting those dark powers using his "life devoid of sweetness" as leverage). Fuck her

Oh, also!

If never seen the stars...

THEN WHY LONELY LOOK AT THE SKY LIKE A COOKIE WHO HAD SEEN THEM AND LOST THAT????

ANOTHER COOKIE MELANCHREAM MANIPULATED????

ANOTHER COOKIE SHE TRIED TO MAKE TO GET THE LIGHT ORB??? EVEN MORE DAMNING, THE ORB THAT CAN ONLY BE GOTTEN BY THOSE WHO SEE SAID STARS???

Also, my predictions:

Kohlrabi, as someone who didn't ask for that shit will either get away (ex. Dark Choco in CRK) or at least consider a possibility

Buttermilk, while once being someone with good intentions and broken by the injustice of this world – and also obviously manipulated by Melanchream, hate that bitch – will more likely keep doubling down. Kinda like Esteban in Elena.

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The Knight in the corner:

(I mean, that would be another reindeer (and also heavily theory dependent) but with knight it's funnier)

Imagine being Kris.

A skeleton is fucking your mom, a reindeer is fucking your dad, a ghost is fucking your TV

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Also if you ever looked through a flat piece of clear ice – it's still not perfect and changes the image you see. So a piece of clear ice you look through may very well show someone's emotions or your hand wrong. It's like one of those mirrors that squish and swirl your image

Also it says black ice is nearly invisible and shadow crystals can only be seen by their shadows as well

Since the Knight is probably a Holiday, i propose the idea that they represent "black ice"

Black ice is not really black, it's transparent, but it looks black of of the streets it is in

What if the black color of their body it's actually the Dark world's darkness?

The Dark worlds are made out of darkness given form, what if the Knight's body looked dark bc it is like it *filters out* the colors/forms of the stuff in the dark world?

Imagine if in a 3d enviroment, their body shows the world without any lighting if you look through it, i kinda imagine the Knight's body works like that

This would also kinda explain how the Knight can make the Shadow Crystals, the more powered up Noelle from the Weird Route can use spells to Create Ice to defend herself

So the even more powerful Roarin Knight of course could just make more "black Ice", although it's probably a hard to do spell to some degree

Altgought creating stuff from magic isn't that difficult tbh, anyone who uses magic can make stuff to some degree

Maybe the danger is in the fact is that Shadow Crystals can live outside of the Dark worlds

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The Knight is able to produce objects that can be taken out of the Dark World

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"it is impossible to fuck this up. If you somehow fuck up the installation, you can reinstall without breaking anything"

Okay, it's not about linux in the slightest but funny story I managed to fuck up OS installation one time???? Pretty heavily so

Like, I had an old laptop that had w8.1 preinstalled. So it stayed with that.

Then one day I tried installing w10 on it. It declined (maybe hardware didn't fit the requirements), I went "well, ok" and everything was alright. Until there was one of those constant windows updates.

So, the update was installed and then I got bluescreened. It took quite a while before a familiar computer master installed w7 from his flashdrive (we had w7 installation cd from pc but funny think is that laptop's cd reader was broken). I tried to make a boot drive of w8.1 but unfunny thing is – the pc was also broken at the time and you can only do so much on the phone without root.

And like, ever since I'm terrified of having to install OS. We had a lesson in college where we needed to install w10 on virtual machine and my installation somehow went wrong and was stuck on some loading or smth screen and I straight up cried because I'm not joking when I say I can't stand that. That w10 installation straight up fucked me up holy shit.

Never again.

Oh I'm sorry C: you've only got 6GB free? Only six fucking gig? We used to boot the OS off fucking floppy drives but I'm so so sorry that six entire gigabytes of free space isn't enough for you you poor starving thing. You've been experiencing worse and worse memory issues for months and now you're freezing and crashing every few minutes because why, you just can't make 6 gig work? Grow the fuck up.