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You’re too clever to act suddenly so surprised that my lack of respect is somehow breaking news, but even so, I was joking, Row. Why suddenly act like we’re not the type of friends to give each other shit? What, have I been demoted to someone you only say ‘hi’ to in the halls out of obligation?

You know, being playful is one thing, but being so incredibly disrespectful towards someone that hasn’t done shit to you is too low. Give me shit all you want, but have more class than to stoop that far down. And, no, I’m far from dissatisfied with my sex life, if you must know. I was only teasing you, but I forgot we’re not friends like that, so, my bad. Believe me, it will not happen again.

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Yeah, sure, maybe if you repeat it to yourself enough times it’ll come close to becoming true. And don’t be crass, you beast, on both accounts. Louie is a lovely, older gentleman. Proving you’re not a chicken shit. Which you are.

Oh, so you’ve tooted his horn already, have you? Remind me to never underestimate you, Anderson. And you know, it’s kind of flattering how you’re trying to rile me up enough to convince me to screw you. We both know I never need much wooing in that department, but I may hold out even longer just to see you squirm. It’s hot. Call me a pussy all you want, babe, but it isn’t me who’s stooping to that level to get laid. Feeling a lil’, ahem, frustrated? 

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oliviabeale‌:

At the very least, she should get checked into rehab. She’s either going to lose her money to people like you or to people who are smart enough to count cards. A few times. The times I have had detention, the teacher in charge of it made me clean up the mess that had landed me there and then write a short essay reflecting on my actions. But, that was a long time ago.

Don’t think I didn’t notice the passive aggressiveness, Beale. “People like you or people who are smart” -- I take no offense, though I will say that I do drop the willful ignorance act when it comes to playing for the detention monitor’s turkey sandwich. Is it stupidity, or is it playing the long game? Only time will tell. Did the detentions turn you around, or did you just get better at hiding your fuck-ups?

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That may be true, but more importantly you’re forgetting that I don’t have a weakness. I’m an impenetrable force -- and yes, I did say that just so I could mention penetration. You should celebrate by rockin’ some leopard print, taking a swig from a dry martini, and getting frisky with the school’s pool cleaner. I’m sure he’d appreciate a handy from one of Erickson’s finest. What exactly are you implying I’m afraid of?

You really don’t want me to, we both know I can be unusually cruel when I know someone’s weaknesses. Alright, then, guess I’m a cougar! I feel like I should celebrate this momentous discovery. I’m not the one with something to prove, lil bit, I know I’m not a coward.

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TEXT 📲 JoMo

Morgan:Just a little bit of weekend fun, I promise.

Morgan:No need to be nervous, baby girl. I'll keep you safe ;)

Morgan:And who knows? Maybe we won't make it farther than my car. Just be prepared for a show.

Jo: My knight in shining cleats.

Jo: You don't plan on serenading me with the whole soccer team in tow, do you?

Jo: I'm almost there, so if it is a surprise serenade, I expect at least some clothes to come off. Mine or yours is negotiable.

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justapiratextaylor‌:

As much as the hated the whole aspect of being in school, let alone a boarding school, Taylor had to admit it did come with it’s perks. She got free food, a roof over her head and best of all she had a pretty great little crew of people around her, that she could be cheesy and say she could call them her own.

One crew member of course was her first mate Jo, who shockingly enough Taylor would probably consider to be the one person she’s been closest to ever. Which was a nice turn of events considering at first she almost didn’t know if herself and Jo would get along considering they seemed to be so much alike, but you know birds of a feather and all that shit.

Just as she was finishing tugging her snapback on to her head was when she heard the cheery knock and though she wanted to comment on it still being the same after the years, the sight presenting itself to her once she opened the door definitely took any snarky comments away.

“How about both? Both sounds good,” she mused, reaching out she hooked her arm into the crook of Jo’s elbow, gently tugging the girl into her room and into a tight hug, pressing a quick kiss to her cheek before she pulled away she smirked a little. Sure she wasn’t sappy by any means but it had been a few months and she’d be lying if she said she didn’t miss her First Mate. 

“Okay so, smokes, condoms, snacks, our inevitable future furniture, what else we gettin’?” she asked as she slid her wallet into her back pocket. “We should double the snacks, especially if we’re now adding face sitting to our days activities, meaning you’re going to be here for awhile,”

Jo let out the smallest noise of surprise at the sudden pull forward, but didn’t hesitate to wrap her arms around the other girl in a tight embrace. It shed the slightest bit of vulnerability in a gesture as seemingly mundane as this, but the two were far from the sentimental type, especially with one another. Physical intimacy was one thing; emotional intimacy, on the other hand, was a concept Jo hadn’t come even the slightest bit close to tackling. Honestly, she wasn’t sure she’d ever want to.

“How about a puppy?” While ridiculously out of reach, just the suggestion made her smile brightly, raising her brows excitedly. “We can go halfsies on the adoption fee and be the proud parents of a baby girl. Or boy. Or them because gender is a social construct and doesn’t mean jack shit.” She laughed, shaking her head. “It’d surely spice up the year, don’t you think?” 

“Let’s be real: you weren’t going to shake me from you so fast, anyway, face-sitting or not. I missed you,” she paused, glancing over at Taylor with a smile, “you dick.”

tryna keep my mind at bay || joyler

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#big mood

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TEXT 📲 JoMo

Morgan:Hey, meet me on the parking lot in ten?

Morgan:I have a surprise just for you.

Jo: If you're going to push me into a car and drive me to the middle of nowhere, say so now so I can wear my comfortable bra.

Jo: Actually, that's a lie. No bra is comfortable.

Jo: Sans bra it is.

Jo: I am a bit nervous though. And I'm on my way.

Jo: What've you got up your sleeve, babe?

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Hit me with your worst, Anderson. Of course it does -- you’re a year sooner to drinking legally, though that stops neither of us. For the record, I know what you’re doing. And as much as I hate to admit it: it’s working. I’m not afraid of anything, least of all a good time. If you’re so sure you’d know just how to set me straight, then you know where I am. 

If you think that’s genius, then I don’t know what you’d call my more elaborate ideas for punishment. I’m a little over a year older than you, does it really count if the gap is that small? If so, I’d happily be called a cougar. Or what? You are too much of a chicken shit to do anything but out up with it.

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erickson-charlie‌:

Oh you and I would make damn sure it went downhill from there, in like every way possible.  You know what?  That sounds like one hell of an idea.  It’s Friday, and it’s relatively nice out, so let’s do it.  You can take all the pictures you want, gorgeous.

If you go down, I go down. Preferably on you, but hey, there’s a first for everything. Do you think we could convince others to join, or should it be more a two-person mission? Just to test the waters. 

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oliviabeale‌:

Whoever’s in charge of monitoring detention should be fired if they’re playing poker with you. Also, I’m personally a fan of the Bart Simpson writing lines approach to school punishment. Nothing like encouraging early onset carpal tunnel while making sure you can do none of the above in detention.

Don’t be the rat to put an old lady with a gambling addiction out of a job. You know what they say: snitches get stitches -- not that I’d try given that you’re almost a head taller than me, but the saying stands. In my long history of being a public deviant, I’m just about sure that form of torture is especially reserved for movies, TV shows, and Bumfuck, Nowhere down in the south. You ever been in detention, Liv? 

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Don’t give them any ideas! Jesus, it’s times like these that I’m glad you’re on my side -- if the other side had your evil genius brain, I’d be done for. And come on, I’m only saying what we’ve all been thinking. I know hot-for-teacher is such a cliche, but even I can’t resist the allure of an older woman. Case in point: you’re older than me, aren’t you? Hey, don’t tease me with a good time, babe. 

Eh, good point, if they knew better, they would make you run laps around the soccer field. That would be punishment. Thanks to you, I don’t think I’m going to be able to look at Mrs Peterson in the eyes ever again. Or her desk, for that matter. Oh, baby, if what you wanted was to be spanked, all you had to is ask.

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erickson-charlie‌:

That line is where I live, so don’t you doubt it for a second.  I think it’s long past time we get a little creative and see how these clowns respond.  I’m offended!  Not that you think I’d lose, because I probably would, but because you think being in my altogether would bother me.  If it wasn’t for this school’s uniform policy you’d probably see it often.  Or more often than you already do.

I’m sure a dorm-wide strip poker party would be just the way to get their attention. It could only go downhill from there, and it’ll be sure to. Hey, Fabray, if you ever wanted to streak across campus, I’d hold your hand and follow you the whole way. What else am I good for if not to incite chaos and stand in solidarity with my friends? Especially when they’re doing something that I’d definitely need lots and lots of photos to properly remember fondly. 

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rowan-yourboat‌:

While I don’t condone your blatantly shamelessness, I have to agree. Even I’m aware of how lax said monitors are. But don’t be like that, let them keep believing that they are such hard-asses.

Well, we both know I’m as good of a liar as I am bad in bed, so they’ll have to grow some thick skin and realize I’m a bit too restless for a lil’ time-out. Now, if that hot new English teacher we have this semester wants to try her hand at a bit of corporal punishment, like having me bend over the edge of her desk, then the lesson might stick a bit more. If all else fails, you can always step in to set me straight, Row.  

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erickson-charlie‌:

I don’t think they know any other punishments, is their problem.  How did I not know that you were a poker champion?  More importantly, why has there never been a strip poker game in the dorms?  This seems like a terrible oversight.

It isn’t as if I’m afraid to mar an already ruined school record, so they’ll have to get creative and make it a lil’ more interesting for me or I’m going to wonder just how much will be too much for The Man to handle. Care to tiptoe that line with me, Charles? And hey, I never told you because if I did, you’d be down to your birthday suit quicker than I’ve ever gotten you before, and it’s a matter of saving face -- for you, that is. I’m keeping your dignity intact. You’re welcome, BTW.