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You should like, totally put a magnet on yourself! X3

This is the worst headache I have ever felt in my entire life.

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A giant JCJenson branded pen comes flying in towards J

*BONK*

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well hello JCJensons number one favorite drone serial designation J how’s your happy ever after going I hope well.

I have two questions for you, so in your free time besides just chilling at you landing pod do you do anything exciting maybe hobbies?

also do you think you would ever apologize to N and V they are the only things you have left from the manor so I imagine securing a friendship might be good, also possibly try to get along with the barely sentient toaster since N is now a couple with her?

anyway hope you have a great day J and keep on being JCJensons number one employee.

I don’t do anything exciting, really, there’s not much to do in the pod.

Me trying to rekindle my relationship with those traitors will only cause more trouble. I would rather just leave them be. I’m not in the mood to get jumped by the three of them.

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Uzi is the only one from the trio that I wouldn’t terrorize. Cyn takes the opportunity to jump out at me with her hologram feature. Drives me insane.

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Ah, Serial Designation J. how's the peak of corporate manufacturing doing on this fine day?

Keeping up with quota and singlehandedly carrying your team to the top of company leaderboards, I'd assume?

As usual, I’m keeping up with quota and carrying myself to the top. Currently, I’m still the sole leading drone. Beating competing disassembly squads. I didn’t need a team, they were slowing me down.

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*hands them a J plushie*

if you squeeze it, it says ur fav quotes.

Another version of me. The superior JcJenson product. There’s so much of N and not enough of me.

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What do a fly and a tree have in common?

I’m not sure, what do they have in common? I’m walking myself into an impending joke.

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not gonna lie mod- the way ya drew Cynessa is LEGIT HORRIFYING- she looks STRAIGHT outta an analog horror type deal- like! BRUH- you made her scarier then cannon- XD good job fam-

MANA(mod): She was too ugly and so difficult to draw. I haven’t drawn Cynessa in awhile so, she just looks weird.

I’m not good with horror so this is somewhat an improvement (thought unintentionally).

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opinions on cyn?

4/10. Cyn’s great at manipulating your thoughts and managing to overpower you. It wasn’t fun knowing that I couldn’t do anything to stop her from destroying the planet’s core. Although, she’s on the lower rank for not helping me in battle (I lost precious screentime) and lost to a anime loving-loser like Uzi.

Cyn doesn’t deserve a good drawing, too many fingers.

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IF YOU HAD TO. What's your favourite flavour of coffee? The staple caffination form of all good workers! 👀👉👈

Mine is pumpkin spice or French vanilla.

Well, I would only have pumpkin spice when it’s in the more “festive” seasons. I go for caramel macchiato as default. Other than that, I just stick to my usual coolant and oil.

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[this doesn't have to be Jessa, but I would prefer if it was.]

*suddenly, Tessa, somehow alive, appears behind J*

J was startled to see someone within her area. She immediately turned herself around to face the figure.

"Tessa!? How are you here? This is impossible, no way you’re really here. In front of me, seeing eachother face-to-face"

Her eyes widen, taking in the sight of the human. She couldn’t accept what was true. She didn’t want to believe in false hope.

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How many clones do you have?

Wouldn’t you like to know.

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Hello J! Hope you're having a good night in your pod, here's my token of gratitude!

throws a slice of cheese on your visor and runs away

I was having a good night until I got slapped with a slice of dairy.

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how is it like now that you live alone? is it any different from when v and n were accompanying you?

It’s much more quiet than before. I’m less stressed out compared to before and now, I can actually meet quota. It’s isolating but I can live with that. Now I’m no longer responsible over two idiots who couldn’t function without me.

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where are your backup bodies anyway? and how many did cyn make?

Why do you want to know so badly? In a way, it feels personal to tell you where my backups are. I don’t have a lot of faith that you will not tamper with my clones.

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so have you thought of getting revenge on uzi and crew?? or have u been avoiding them

I knew I would get this question at some point. Why would I waste my time seeking revenge when I can live peacefully in my space. They’re traitors but I don’t have to fight anymore.

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i just wanted to come in to say 1 thing

ur a tsundere J and u cant escape the allegations.

Really? That’s all you wanted to say? Wasting an ask to compare me to a Japanese character trope. Really exposes how much of a pathetic thing you are to compare me to a degenerate’s fantasy. Next ask, give me something better, this was disappointing. I lost 10 seconds of my time reading that.