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Vanessa: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.

Errol, waving the card he hid in his glove: I think you mean cards.

Vanessa, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.

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my mother, knocking on my door and holding out the first fablehaven book: here

me: finished it?

mom: yes

me: need the next one?

mom: yes

me, grabbing the second book from my shelf: its a good series isnt it

mom, leaving: yes. thank you

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Ronodin, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Kendra, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Seth, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. Bracken, appalled: Call the exorcist.

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FableHaven incorrect quote :

Seth: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Kendra: What did you do?

Seth: Nobody died.

Kendra: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

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Happy birthday Kendra Sorenson whenever it is because all Brandon said was that it was early October

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All the Burgess’ know is:

Tell funny joke

Insult a magical creature a million times more powerful, who already wants to kill you, to their face. Sometimes as a manipulation tactic.

Do wildly stupid thing

Have it work out every time

Make every magical creature in the vicinity fall wildly in love with you

Eat hot chip and lie

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People don't understand how upset I'd be if I wasn't in the Fablehaven TV series (if it ever comes out)

Like I understand how small the chances of being a character (especially Kendra) would be for me with my little to no acting experience and rising age, but if it is announced with open auditions and I can't even go to those or if i DID audition and didn't get a part, I would simply die like

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The lack of daily Fablehaven content does not make my obsession go away in the slightest nice try though

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I’ve started reading FableHaven to my roommate to drag them into my obsession

We are on chapter 6 of the first book, current thoughts from her:

“If he gets kidnapped, he deserved it” (about when Seth met Muriel)

“Why would he not just TELL them there’s dangerous creatures???” (Stan lying about why they can’t go in the woods)

“If anything horrible happens, I know it will be because of Seth”

She likes Kendra since she thinks she would also be the one solving the puzzle with the keys.

10/10 would recommend reading FableHaven aloud to your friends it’s fun-

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Rewriting Fablehaven chapter titles as if they were PJO titles:

Book One Part One:

Chapter 1: We Drive an Eternity to Live With Hermits (A Mandatory Vacation)

Chapter 2: The Bugs Like Mirrors and Milk? (Collecting Clues)

Chapter 3: An Old Hag Lives in Grandpa's Backyard (The Ivy Shack)

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your Fablehaven posts are great! I know you’re trying to do cpr on the fablehaven fandom, so just a little bit of unsolicited advice (feel free to ignore): a great way to revive fandoms is boosting their fics and art work to to encourage others to stay in the fandom and continue to build it!

aah yeah I know. the thing is I don't really read fanfiction so I wouldn't have any recommendations and there's not really any new art being made :( if I could draw I would lol but I can't very well. so yeah basically I'm here making jokes and references and memes and stuff :) thanks for the advice tho, and anyone else wanting to follow this advice or what I do feel free (as long as you don't flat out copy someone)

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Seth: *being super useful and helpful* Everyone else: stop being RecKLesS

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Would pay all the money in the world to be in a room with all of the Fablehaven characters

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Does anyone else have a line that one of the Fablehaven characters said that they use irl? Like Kendra saying "Good. Starve quietly." is quite handy when I have multiple younger siblings

Also considering using Seth's "I forgot my dictionary" anytime someone uses a word I don't know

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Someone should get Kendra and Seth a dog

I dont know why, but I feel like it would fix some things

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One thing that baffles me but shouldnt

When people read my favorite book series at a young age.

Like what do you MEAN you read Fablehaven when you were nine?!?

What do you mean you read Percy Jackson when you were eight?!?

You read Keeper of the Lost Cities at ten?!?

Like up until middle school, I was over here picking out whatever random book looked interesting in the school library