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“They seem like good friends”

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tfw the kids beg to go on 1 grocery trip and you agree only to regret all your life decisions. This is why you don’t try to fit a month’s worth of nonperishables and two dumb kids onto your customized 1 person-only coffin of a tugboat Mihawk.

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Marco is a parrot, pass it on.

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チャーシューちゃんたろう。

Credit: @manmarumaru10 / Twitter

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Law: So every Friday this ginger woman breaks into my house and steals Bepo to take him onto a hike with her.

Law: This wouldn't be a problem if it wasn't for the fact that she returns him on Sunday all muddy.

Law: Do you have ANY idea how long it takes to wash a SAMOYED and how LONG IT'LL SMELL LIKE A WET DOG IN MY HOUSE?!

Usopp: Hahaha that sounds like something my roommate Nami would do

Usopp: Wait

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Eustass: Oy, Law, can you borrow some sugar? Killer wants to baaaaaaa-

Eustass:

Eustass: Why does your toaster have a pair of googly eyes glued onto it?

Law: It's not my toaster, I don't even own a toaster. You know how I feel about bread.

Law: It's Nose-ya's

Usopp: HIS NAME IS THOMAS!!!

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Strawhats: *doing crazy shit/ explaining to Law the crazy shit they're about to do*

Law: *turns and plants his face into Bepo's fur, a long muffled scream is heard*

Law: *deep breath* Ok

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Law: Ahh, the beach, relaxing in sunlight, Robin-ya sharing my embarrassing moment to Strawhat-ya

Robin: And then he said that he'd share whatever fate you'd end up with, even being ready to die with you

Luffy: He did?! Aww shucks

Law: The ocean needs to kill me faster.

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Shanks: Buggy and I are such good friends, we spend a lot of time together on and off set, it's amazing

Buggy, under his breath: That's easy for you to say Mr Au Natural Red Head, fuck you and everything you represent

Shanks: I even called him over to celebrate Nami's birthday, he was such a good guest and somehow knew exactly what she'd like, hahahaha I think that I've been talking about her too much to him

Buggy: The time you almost choked on a chicken nugget was the happiest day of my entire life

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Sabo: So while we were filming, I had this tendency of wandering off of the site to grab some crub

Sabo: I'd walk around the town we were staying in, wearing my full costume and swinging the pipe around while muttering my lines to help me memorise them better

Sabo: I didn't expect to be surrounded by the cops at the local Coffee House

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Sabo: Our bond can never be broken even if they try-

Sabo: to burn us on steak, there's only you, Ace

Sabo: I forgot my lines, can we please have a second take?

Sabo: I swear that I'm not doing this on purpose, it's the whole other acting gig Ace and I are in that keeps messing me up

Rest of the cast: *dying from laughter*

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How focal length affects perspective.

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@star-going-supernova ok heres a better rendered version

her teeth go chomp chomp

she just met with King Kong's kid-friend and she already loves her a whole lot,godzilla peobably doesnt like her around skull island but what can u do now huh?

im sorry if u dont like me sending you constant headcanons,i just love the mutated!maddie thing,it inspires me a lot :))) thank you for that

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true luffy cat energy

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luffy can squeeze into any container to nap in, and it is simultaneously cute and horrifying

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But what if the Amber Lead Syndrome turned Law´s hair white