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Tag the oc that absolutely never gets angry, and on the rare occasions they do, it scares the shit out of everyone.
You know the one.
#oh shit theres 2 of them#Isy is a Fight Girl but most times she's laid back#she weilds a big axe like it's nothing and during a fight shes having FUN#takes a lot to make her mad and when she is? its a fury that's burning hot and frezing cold all at once#she's a force of nature most times anyway#but god help anyone who actually pisses her off#then there's Grey... such a calm and gentle man#but if incited to anger... real anger... there's not much he isn't capable of#he gets this dark cold look in his eye and this trembling fury#people SHOULD be scared of Holly getting mad but she seems so harmless... they don't know that she's calculated#Holly has a calm rational anger#she bides her time until she can take someone apart with words#when Ren is mad its just funny... like a kid having a tantrum in walmart because his mom wouldnt buy him a toy
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john my beloved - sufjan stevens / birds hover the trampled fields - richard siken
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aragorn: and then i’ll say “this army” and then you run at them right through me with your army behind you
ghost king, known dramatic bitch who habitually spends like five minutes scaring and chanting at intruders before killing them: oh FUCK yeah let’s do it
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gals being pals
#I CAN'T BELIEVE I HADN'T REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE!#love these ladies#you go funky little lesbians#Ro#Ellywth
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My kink is faithful and belligerent use of the Oxford comma.
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I miss when ‘getting sea air’ was a viable prescription for most maladies
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anyone up for some gay shit at the local graveyard?
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My favorite bit of folk medicine is that we’re supposed to take wormwood for intestinal parasites. It’s actually really effective, which is how wormwood got its name, but the reason it’s effective is that wormwood is literally just poison and it happens to kill the worms slightly faster than it kills you.
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quest to Erebor day 18. the dwarves get bored and decide to have a ‘nicest beard’ contest. as the only non-bearded party member they decide Bilbo has to be the judge as he’s the only one able to be impartial.
unbeknownst to them Bilbo judges the Hobbiton pie-making contest AND best garden contest AND pumpkin growing contest every year. he spends 3 hours judging all their beards on various metrics including length, softness and fanciness. by the time he declares Balin the winner they’re all kind of tired of it.
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when you are SAD go to the THRIFT STORE and purchase FLORAL porcelain objects
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a small attempt to draw some gigolas. however i still need to work on their characterization, they look kinda blank :|
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