jaygdavis-blog
shake it off
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I'm Jay. I'm twenty-two years old, working as a waitress and bartender, progressing to ease the minds of drunken citizens. Disclaimer: I'm ridiculously ordinary. [fc: blake lively]
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jaygdavis-blog · 13 years ago
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She grinned, perching back on the edge of the bar, swinging her legs to tap against his knees. "Sooooooo," she giggles. "I...feel really good. I feel great. I could do anything. I could...hey," she reaches out, pressing a hand against his shoulder. "Hey, I could do one of those huge musical numbers. Like on the movies, when something happens, and then they all start singing in the street? Yeah, I could be that person. That's me."
@Shelby/SeanPerson
He blinked before clinking it back and taking another long drink. “So you aren’t a virgin? I’m pretty damn confused, babe. — Oh, I like how that sounds in my man voice.”
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jaygdavis-blog · 13 years ago
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"I like it too," she grins. "And yes, I'm a virgin, but I'm just sayin' that, assuming that, god-willing, I will one day be fucked senseless, I will continue to lie in order to get tips."
@Shelby/SeanPerson
“And it’s even better when served by a blonde that plays the ‘virgin’ card every time a customer starts to leave,” she grins, sipping at her bottle. “You should see the tip jar by the end of the weekend.”
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jaygdavis-blog · 13 years ago
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"To virginity, and the fact that I will continue to lie about my virginity for money for years to come. Hear, hear!" She raised her bottle, clambering back on top of the bar and leaning down to clink it against his cup.
@Shelby/SeanPerson
“And it’s even better when served by a blonde that plays the ‘virgin’ card every time a customer starts to leave,” she grins, sipping at her bottle. “You should see the tip jar by the end of the weekend.”
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jaygdavis-blog · 13 years ago
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"And it's even better when served by a blonde that plays the 'virgin' card every time a customer starts to leave," she grins, sipping at her bottle. "You should see the tip jar by the end of the weekend."
@Shelby/SeanPerson
“Well, technically, that’s Everclear with a 200 proof, but that can actually kill people, so I believe that it is in our best interest to not drink that straight.” She jumps down from the bar, her other flip-flop falling off. “So, I suggest tequila. Although, who says you’re fucking anyone tonight?” She looks up from underneath her eyelashes, grinning as she pours him a glass.
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jaygdavis-blog · 13 years ago
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"Well, technically, that's Everclear with a 200 proof, but that can actually kill people, so I believe that it is in our best interest to not drink that straight." She jumps down from the bar, her other flip-flop falling off. "So, I suggest tequila. Although, who says you're fucking anyone tonight?" She looks up from underneath her eyelashes, grinning as she pours him a glass.
@Shelby/SeanPerson
“Oh, I’m a lightweight,” she drawls. “It’s not gonna be a difficult task, my fair knight.” She stands up on the bar, bending over at the waist to trail her fingers along the assortment of bottles that were stacked there. “What’s your poison?”
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jaygdavis-blog · 13 years ago
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"Oh, I'm a lightweight," she drawls. "It's not gonna be a difficult task, my fair knight." She stands up on the bar, bending over at the waist to trail her fingers along the assortment of bottles that were stacked there. "What's your poison?"
@Shelby/SeanPerson
She looked up, giggling warmly as she ran her hand through her hair. “Hey, Shelby-Sean.” She raised her bottle towards him. “Lookin’ good, my manly man-friend.”
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jaygdavis-blog · 13 years ago
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She looked up, giggling warmly as she ran her hand through her hair. "Hey, Shelby-Sean." She raised her bottle towards him. "Lookin' good, my manly man-friend."
@Shelby/SeanPerson
Jay swung her feet back and forth from her perch on the edge of the bar. One of her flip-flops was already on the floor, her other one dangling precariously from her toes. She sipped from a bottle of whiskey, listening to the classic rock blaring from the barely-used jukebox in the corner.
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jaygdavis-blog · 13 years ago
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@Shelby/SeanPerson
Jay swung her feet back and forth from her perch on the edge of the bar. One of her flip-flops was already on the floor, her other one dangling precariously from her toes. She sipped from a bottle of whiskey, listening to the classic rock blaring from the barely-used jukebox in the corner.
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jaygdavis-blog · 13 years ago
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Well, Sean, wanna hang out? No one else is at the bar tonight, but I'm stuck here for another four hours.
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jaygdavis replied to your post: Sooooooooo HOW LONG AM I LIKE THIS?
Wow. You’re really attractive.
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jaygdavis-blog · 13 years ago
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Little bit tipsy. Feeling more confident than usual. All-around, I'm doin' pretty good. Hey, what do I call you? Still Shelby?
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jaygdavis replied to your post: Sooooooooo HOW LONG AM I LIKE THIS?
Wow. You’re really attractive.
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jaygdavis-blog · 13 years ago
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So how're you?
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jaygdavis replied to your post: Sooooooooo HOW LONG AM I LIKE THIS?
Wow. You’re really attractive.
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Blake Lively - Elle March ‘12
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jaygdavis-blog · 13 years ago
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I know. God, I wish I wasn't a virgin. I'd rip that apart.
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jaygdavis replied to your post: Hell yeah we’re gonna take advantage of him.
Yeah, I’m not proud of this but I kind of want to too.
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HE IS SO GODDAMN CUTE.
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jaygdavis-blog · 13 years ago
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I know! And he has no idea, which makes it like, ten times easier.
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jaygdavis replied to your post: Hell yeah we’re gonna take advantage of him.
Yeah, I’m not proud of this but I kind of want to too.
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HE IS SO GODDAMN CUTE.
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