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reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

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Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

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imagine if your boyfriend was like I can smell an ant. and started tracking

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how i feel when i get 4 notes on a post

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Yo mr white look what I made. That’s a stone, Jessie, you didn’t make it. It’s a football. I chiseled it, bitch. Well, alright, Jessie, throw me a pass. It’s even regulation size and shit. But not regulation weight.

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4 days sober everyone pat me on the back and suck my dick and fuck me in the ass

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ME: I know you from somewhere

PJACKK: I get that a lot

ME: No I'm sure

PJACKK: Just one of those faces

ME: [bending my arms at the elbow and raising my hands above my head] Go like this

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My experience ^

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Steve Buscemi for the New York Times / shot by Finlay Mackay, 2007

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https://www.blutonews.org/article/15

Bluto Made his teeth thin for no reason

bluto was wearing his favorite yellow hat when he saw nothing and there wasnt anything, but he still made his teeth thin for now reason, and his eyebrows got so close it looked like one eyebrow

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CUTE BOY FROM CLASS WHO IS GROWING HIS HAIR OUT AND WEARING A HOODIE: thanks for helping me with my homework! hey um... is it okay if I tell you something important? you have to promise to keep it a secret....

SKELETON BALLING: