jaybler
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jaybler · 2 days ago
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jaybler · 4 days ago
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Switzerland, the most egregiously superfluous European nation. Just a bunch of Frenches, Italians, and Germans having some kind of sick orgy in the mountains
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jaybler · 4 days ago
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Dude
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yo are you still active on here and if so do you have the "what would you do if i broke into your house and TOOL?" video saved? i know it was up on twitter but you deleted over there or smth
forgot to answer this months ago here u go
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jaybler · 4 days ago
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jaybler · 4 days ago
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worlds most notorious simon and garfunkel apologist
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jaybler · 4 days ago
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putting my hair up in a ponytail before I eat, like I'm gonna give the burger a blowjob
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jaybler · 4 days ago
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Oh god why does it have his ugly ass face as the app icon
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hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad
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I'm coming out as a new year's enjoyer. "Oh you will never stick to these goals" "nothing is really different between one day and the next" "why celebrate the bad years" because I want to!!! Because I love endings and beginnings and making lists!! I love the concept of starting the year by partying I love the drama of kissing someone at midnight I love the one time of the year when it is cold I love starting a new calendar and I love cheering for no reason
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jaybler · 5 days ago
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jaybler · 5 days ago
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My partner works late so I’m getting red wine drunk and watching tokyo godfathers and making spaghetti
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jaybler · 5 days ago
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people born in 24 Are 2000 now
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jaybler · 5 days ago
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pet peeve is when a fellow hater conducts their haterism such that they leave the hater community vulnerable to attack. “i think characterizing Character A in x way is boring and annoying” = beautiful, flawless, unimpeachable haterism. no one can tell u that u aren’t allowed to find a certain characterization boring. “it is morally/objectively wrong to characterize Character A in x way” = sloppy, reactionary, overcommitting. you have left our eastern flank open to attack girl what the hell….now my dedicated hater troops are taking fire from YOUR enemies fuckkkkk
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jaybler · 5 days ago
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i’m so obsessed with this 6 seconds of an eminem freestyle it’s not even funny
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