jay-the-lobster-blog
A Lobster In This World
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jay-the-lobster-blog · 5 years ago
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Recent studies show that all nonbinary people are stunning and beautiful
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jay-the-lobster-blog · 5 years ago
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I’m not a man or a woman.
I’m a noman.
A man’t, if you will.
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jay-the-lobster-blog · 5 years ago
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are you an ocean or lake nonbinary?
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jay-the-lobster-blog · 5 years ago
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In the same vein as my last post: enbies don't owe you the vaguely masculine "androgyny" typically associated with being an enby.
They do not owe you an in depth explanation of their identities and connections to masculinity or femininity, if it's there at all.
They do not owe you any explanation relating to whether they're AMAB or AFAB.
Enbies don't owe you androgyny at all. Enbies can be masculine, enbies can be feminine, neither of those makes them less valid.
They don't owe you an explanation for the way they dress.
They don't owe you an explanation for their identity.
They don't owe you an explanation for why they do or don't use certain pronouns.
Enbies don't owe you shit
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jay-the-lobster-blog · 5 years ago
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Happy International Nonbinary People’s Day!!
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jay-the-lobster-blog · 5 years ago
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Hehe old man, 20 year old dummy
Hehe small baby, tiny cousin, smartass
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jay-the-lobster-blog · 5 years ago
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HAPPY BIRTH DAY JASON!!! 🦀🦀🦀
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I can’t sweem
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I’ll have the lobster
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jay-the-lobster-blog · 5 years ago
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wow lynette really has never been in a scene without jack
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jay-the-lobster-blog · 5 years ago
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It is
National
Lobster day
Arise my siblings and rejoice the holiday!
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jay-the-lobster-blog · 6 years ago
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PRIDE FROGS!
get them on redbubble here!
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jay-the-lobster-blog · 6 years ago
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if you listened to welcome to night vale in middle school there’s a 90% chance you’re nonbinary
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jay-the-lobster-blog · 6 years ago
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I’m a Lil raccoon, I see food and I go feral
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jay-the-lobster-blog · 6 years ago
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weird asks that say a lot
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1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans?
2. chocolate bars or lollipops?
3. bubblegum or cotton candy?
4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you?
5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups?
6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear?
7. earbuds or headphones?
8. movies or tv shows?
9. favorite smell in the summer?
10. game you were best at in p.e.?
11. what you have for breakfast on an average day?
12. name of your favorite playlist?
13. lanyard or key ring?
14. favorite non-chocolate candy?
15. favorite book you read as a school assignment?
16. most comfortable position to sit in?
17. most frequently worn pair of shoes?
18. ideal weather?
19. sleeping position?
20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)?
21. obsession from childhood?
22. role model?
23. strange habits?
24. favorite crystal?
25. first song you remember hearing?
26. favorite activity to do in warm weather?
27. favorite activity to do in cold weather?
28. five songs to describe you?
29. best way to bond with you?
30. places that you find sacred?
31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names?
32. top five favorite vines?
33. most used phrase in your phone?
34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?
35. average time you fall asleep?
36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing?
37. suitcase or duffel bag?
38. lemonade or tea?
39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie?
40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school?
41. last person you texted?
42. jacket pockets or pants pockets?
43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket?
44. favorite scent for soap?
45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero?
46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in?
47. favorite type of cheese?
48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be?
49. what saying or quote do you live by?
50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have?
51. current stresses?
52. favorite font?
53. what is the current state of your hands?
54. what did you learn from your first job?
55. favorite fairy tale?
56. favorite tradition?
57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome?
58. four talents you’re proud of having?
59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be?
60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be?
61. favorite line you heard from a book/movie/tv show/etc.?
62. seven characters you relate to?
63. five songs that would play in your club?
64. favorite website from your childhood?
65. any permanent scars?
66. favorite flower(s)?
67. good luck charms?
68. worst flavor of any food or drink you’ve ever tried?
69. a fun fact that you don’t know how you learned?
70. left or right handed?
71. least favorite pattern?
72. worst subject?
73. favorite weird flavor combo?
74. at what pain level out of ten (1 through 10) do you have to be at before you take an advil or ibuprofen?
75. when did you lose your first tooth?
76. what’s your favorite potato food (i.e. tater tots, baked potatoes, fries, chips, etc.)?
77. best plant to grow on a windowsill?
78. coffee from a gas station or sushi from a grocery store?
79. which looks better, your school id photo or your driver’s license photo?
80. earth tones or jewel tones?
81. fireflies or lightning bugs?
82. pc or console?
83. writing or drawing?
84. podcasts or talk radio?
84. barbie or polly pocket?
85. fairy tales or mythology?
86. cookies or cupcakes?
87. your greatest fear?
88. your greatest wish?
89. who would you put before everyone else?
90. luckiest mistake?
91. boxes or bags?
92. lamps, overhead lights, sunlight or fairy lights?
93. nicknames?
94. favorite season?
95. favorite app on your phone?
96. desktop background?
97. how many phone numbers do you have memorized?
98. favorite historical era?
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jay-the-lobster-blog · 6 years ago
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someone teach me how to draw bears
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