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What? Polar bears are cute and cuddly!

Oh hush, Jay. [laughs]

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Na na na na na na na na na na

Na na na na na na na na na na

Say it ain’t so,

I will not go,

Turn the lights off, Carry me home Late night, come home Work sucks, I know She left me roses by the stairs, Surprises, let me know she cares

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No, I think polar bear fits you better.

Or Elsa. Which is more my style. 

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Well you could've just asked, you didn't need to convince me. But because I believe in this give and take relationship, I'll give you the pleasure of seeing my naked bod.

I just want to finally go to the pool because I haven’t yet and this is the only way to convince you.

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Oh come on Bambi, you clearly do. Don't be so shy about it!

What? Me? Nooo….

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Just means you're turning into a polar bear. No big deal!

Honestly, the cold is starting to become normal to me, is that bad?

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You sound like you want me to do it.

Yet I’m still surprised in how you haven’t suggest to do that in our pool.

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Say it ain't so, I will not go, Turn the lights off, Carry me home Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill, The night will go on, My little windmill

I have been jamming out to Blink-182 almost all day.

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You know I'm right with you when you suggest skinny dipping.

Yes! It’s for the sake of the kangaroos, I get you baby. I do. We also have to skinny deep in there, apparently it’s amazing down under.

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Sure go ahead, you can do whatever the hell you want! Just, like, don't put it on YouTube or something. I don't want to become another fail viral video. Aw come on man, you know I love ya that's why I have to laugh!

Can I film it just incase you do fall? It would be a good memory to keep with us of the trip. Plus I’d have something to laugh at. I can just feel all of that love radiating off of you. But I guess I can’t blame you.

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I'm also guilty of being away, sorry about that guys. I should be back in motion tomorrow. And Dani, if you see this, maybe we should do an activity check soon?

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Damn right we are! I know right, Emma! You seriously understand me like no one else.

Of course not. It’s Jay and Em, we’re Jem which sounds like gem so we’re basically precious.  Oh yeah of course, the poor kangaroo wouldn’t keep up with you I understand. You’re the hulk, that smashes everything and we don’t want kangaroos to go extinct.

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Indeed we do. I was just putting it out there, hopefully you don't have second thoughts when it comes to it. I don't think it would be a fair fight, the kangaroo could end up severely injured and I'm all about peace.

Well for some reason we work perfectly together honey. Why would I ever deny that? I do want to see you fight a kangaroo, now that would be quite the show.

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Oh, now I'm looking forward to it even more. Ah, well, I don't doubt that you'd be laughing because, chances are, I probably would've laughed at you too if I witnessed you falling on your ass.

That adrenaline rush was like the best one I’ve had since we got here, so I recommend it but I also don’t… But if you fall or run into something just know I’m probably going to be there laughing.

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Are you okay? What's wrong?

Not today J.

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I'd really like to prove you wrong about the anaconda thing, but I'm really comfortable in my position, so just take my word for it. [He tilted his head up to look at her and chuckled.] Just of the record I was joking you have great buns Jaz.

Massage It Up - F2F - Jasmine + Jay

Oh, thank god. I didn’t want to be rubbing any oil up on some dirty man. That’s really something you should take pride in. [She laughed lightly and shook her head and he jumped onto the mattress] No, I don’t want to see your junk. I love Nicki Minaj and I know that I don’t have buns, but I also know that you don’t have an anaconda.

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I admire your spirit, Bambi! See why I think it's a great idea for you to join me? By the way, at the end of our trip we're rounding everything off by going base jumping in Australia - you have no say on the matter.

It is, isn’t it? Aw you better, you know how much I love roadtripping. We could backpack around Europe and act like proper tourists.