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This is a WIP for the cover of a Larry comic I’m working on with @13ways-of-looking. We’re super excited to share it with you…

An ingenious art thief has committed a series of heists, replacing world-famous masterpieces with forgeries. Harry Styles, an FBI agent straight out of training, happens to have a fine art degree and a bum knee. He’s the perfect recruit to head down to Miami to crack this case— until he meets a gorgeous surfer who’s the human equivalent of an unridable break— the devilish Louis Tomlinson.

Graphic novel with release date TBA

Writer: @13ways-of-looking

Artist: @twopoppies

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37 seconds of Luke being Luke

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OKAY

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This pic is great and all but are we really just gonna ignore Ashton’s face?

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This just deserves to be seen

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Photo edit is mine, this is what happens when I’m bored af.

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My Spencer’s Stories #1

So I recently got a job at the store Spencer’s and it’s already been quite the experience, so I decided to share some of my REAL experiences I’ve had with people while working. Some of these might be long but I hope it’s worth the read because it sure was hilarious to me.

So my second day on the job we were unpacking shipments for the store, which meant we were unpacking a shit ton of ‘adult’ products. (Spoiler- sex toys, giant dick shaped gummy bears, dick lollipops, lube, and much more.) my coworker Colby and I opened one particular box to find these little sexy time whip and tickle things that have frayed leather straps on one side and feathers on the opposite side. Naturally, being responsible adults we would walk around the store trying to find a place to put them, and as we did we would sneak up on our other coworkers and tickle the back of their neck with the feathers. If the unfortunate person looked over we’d smack them in the face with the leather side.

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A Certain Kind of Job

Fan: In good girls, if she's not reading in the back of the room, what is she doing?

Michael: She's doing a... A certain kind of job.

Fan: What kind of job is that?

Michael: Err, you know, the kind of job that just blows.

Luke: Michael...

Michael: Sometimes it can be a very hands-on type of job, lots of hard work.

Luke: Michael no...

Michael: Yeah the girl in the song was probably chocked up with the job she was doing.

Luke: Just stop...

Michael: In fact the job was so big that she probably gagged at the thought of all that work.

Luke: Why? Why do you do this?

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Kill me

Whoa there satan call down

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Same

Me running away from my responsibilities like:

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Lmao

If Dogs Had 911 by Reverend_Scott (via Greta J.)

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Omg Calum why

this is it.. my favourite vine

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Bro

goober 🤓

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Oh god

Ashton why

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Me

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me