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Day 19: Favourite Kristine Quote/Moment

Kristine VS The Pipes

~ [The pipes suddenly issue forth such a hideous, unearthly screech it could almost be believed that some kind of immense alien monster is dying within them. Like a striking cobra, KOCHANSKI smashes her spanner into the offending ironwork, sending three loud clangs reverberating throughout the ship]. Duct Soup (Series VII, Episode IV).

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Day 11: Favourite Dynamic (romantic, canon or noncanon)

Rimster

~ They love each other, they hate each other. They can't live with each other, can't live without each other. Rimmer spends a lot of time looking at and contemplating Lister's ass, Lister has seen Rimmer's penis and thinks it's attractive. They've been on that damn ship for over 30 years and they're still roomates. My God, they were roomates.

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Ignoring the real possibility he intentionally let himself be caught from the little we know so far Luigi Mangione's case is a fascinating combination of astonishing brilliance and confusing stupidity. This young man plans and executes his assassination and escape with such a meticulous care and calmness that it's suspected that he's a professional hitman. He comes up with Riddler-sque moves like writing his manifesto poetically on the bullets and leaving his backpack behind full of Monopoly money. He carefully wears a mask to avoid being identified but removes it because a woman who was checking him into the hostel was flirting with him and wanted to see his smile. He still manages to escape the most surveilled city in the country in the midst of ongoing national manhunt only to get caught in the middle of bumfuck nowhere Pennsylvania while eating at the McDonalds. Because for some reason he had the same clothes and mask as in New York and was carrying the same gun and suppressor. And when the cops detained him he showed them the same fake id he used in New York. And oh yeah he's a frat bro gym rat who has a masters degree in computer science from Penn but reads stupid self-help books about being on the grind and is 'anti-woke' while being bisexual suffering from anxiety and wanting to end oppressive capitalism. Not even god himself could invent a person like this

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Flew to the UK to see Craig’s DJ set (for dunno how many times) and I just have to appreciate all the Red Dwarf references at his current tour

👇 In the animated version without Craig is this used as the background for the gigs (if a venue allows that.) In the edited (updated) version it’s on the latest promo material and also on his merch

The current model of the Red Dwarf and Lister jacket from the BBC era is easy to recognize. Then there's this RD poster, also easy to spot, but have you noticed that’s based on the first VHS release? 👀 Tbh designs of RD VHS tapes overall were over the top.

Probably the best photo of the set itself I've taken. Noticed the pillow with Kryten on the sofa?

Oh and the intro with Red Dwarf, Sir Killalot and clips from his shows. (From the last time he played at Albert Hall, Mcr) 👉👈

Note: sorry for the yapping 🙇‍♀️

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"too sweet" being at least partly inspired by hozier waking up late, still drunk from the night before, realizing he was running late to the airport and running into a wall and falling over, then getting on the plane and realizing he was bleeding profusely from a head wound sustained from his fall earlier that morning, only to look up and see famous irish actor cillian murphy knelt down beside his seat talking to him is the funniest thing i've learned all day.

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TIL that the reason lead levels in children’s blood have dropped 85% in the past thirty years is because of an unknown scientist who fought car companies to end leaded gasoline. He also removed it from paint, suggested its removal from pipes, and campaigned for the removal of lead solder from cans.

via ift.tt

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have a red dwarf meme I just stole from facebook

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My ideal beginning to a Batman movie:

We start with a slow pan down to Gotham as Oracle narrates

“Ask your average person who Gotham’s most famous citizen is, and you’ll get the same response every time: Bruce Wayne. Everybody’s heard of Bruce Wayne. You’ve probably heard his name a million times before. But there are some things that the average citizen doesn’t know about him. See, to the people of Gotham, Bruce Wayne is a rich kid who never grew up. They think he’s a buffoon, an airhead, a moron. But the truth is…”

*Batman bursts out of a window, screaming, on fire*

*record scratch, freeze frame*

“…they aren’t entirely wrong about that.”

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Does Tongue Tied exist for any purpose beyond letting Danny John-Jules remind everyone he was in the original cast of Starlight Express?

I still can't believe they let him compete on Strictly Come Dancing he's basically a ringer lol

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deadpool and wolverine poster pngs

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I feel like Lister got accepted to art college because in his portfolio he accidentally submitted a picture of his bedroom floor and was accepted for "an excitingly refreshing take on waste and how humans interact negatively with their environment"

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HAPPY GAZPACHO SOUP DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE!

Red Dwarf I 'Me²' S01E06 (1988)

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Red Dwarf I as Penguin Classics

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