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Halsin saying "you came" in the romance scene: visibly perking up, relieved, looks like you just made him the happiest man alive by not standing him up

Halsin saying "you came (for me)" after being saved from Orin: voice full of terror, relief, and surprise, looking at you with such gratitude, body tense but gradually loosening as he speaks and realizes that it truly is over and he's safe from the Bhaalists

Completely different circumstances yet both showing, once again, that he is always safe with you, that you will always come for him/will never abandon him- emotionally or otherwise- and that his doubts about what he actually means to other people were unfounded all along, because you came when you never, ever had to at all

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Aether, trying to prevent complete chaos: Okay, now let's all calm down and approach this whole thing sensibly and responsibly.

Dewdrop, standing on the table: NOT ON MY WATCH, DUDE!

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I love the concept of exile. Like dude just get out

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This little bug has thoroughly stolen my heart.

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Ghost: 'Tis the season-

Soap: Ah yea, Christmas-

Ghost: -seasonal depression

Soap:

Ghost:

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Assassin!Y/N, holding a detonator: I'll give you two minutes to say your goodbyes before I blow you to smithereens Ghost: Can I get a different kind of blow? Gaz: *turns and stares at him* Ghost: ...I said that out loud Soap: YOU SAID THAT OUTLOUD Price, turning to Y/N: You can skip the countdown just kill us

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cody, turning on the kitchen light: ...

obi-wan, sitting at the table, eating bread:

cody: it's four in the morning.

obi-wan: turn the lights back off.

cody: it's cold, and you left me to eat bread.

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There is a stray loth cat that lives on the ship. Everyone has accepted it, and Obi-Wan has offered up a robe to give it a little comfy bed to sleep on. Noone bothers "Snorter".

Until one day, they're sent to a system, and Snoeter escapes. Officials tell Obi-Wan that they can't have such a creature, it breaks some kind of official rule, and without skipping a beat Obi-Wan Kenobi says, with a straight face, "This is my son, I gave birth to him myself."

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cody: what are you doing?

obi-wan, squeezing into cody's arms: i'm hiding.

cody: ...do you mean... cuddling?

obi-wan: did i stutter? this is my safe place. now put your arms around me.

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Saw this pic of Pedro and the fox plushie and I just had to draw Din and Grogu real quick 🥺

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Hunter: Tech...  Tech: Oh no, ‘Tech’ in B flat.  Tech: You're disappointed.

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A Star Wars fic where, due to a clerical error, Obi-Wan Kenobi is sent to supervise the Coruscant Guard for two weeks while he heals his broken arm, instead of being sent to some other planet to negotiate a cease-fire.

Suddenly, Commander Fox understands why Cody likes his general so much. The man is ruthlessly efficient, and bitches about natborn politicians as if he'd been in the guard this whole time.

Meanwhile Palpatine has conniptions because Obi-Wan is on his No Senate Meeting List, because he actually can understand all that's being said and then is able to translate it into simpler words, which is so not bueno for Sheev. He wants people to be more confused, not less.

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Death and The Hermit | Cody and Obi-Wan

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Anakin: It’s like the same thing is happening over and over! Ahsoka: So we’re stuck in a loop? Anakin: You can say that again! Ahsoka: So we’re stuck in a loop? Anakin: You can say that again! Ahsoka: So we’re stuck in a- Rex: I WILL KILL YOU BOTH WITH MY BARE HANDS. ::both turn to look at him:: Rex: Ahem. Sirs.

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Realised I haven't posted in a tad but I knew I had one sleeptoken draft and HOLY SHIT was I ovulating when I wrote this drabble????

needy vessel :((

vessel truly just has sooooo much love for you. After months and months of pining and writing songs he finally asks you out and you consume his waking days for eternity. You're all he ever thinks about.

Imagine the pure distress on that man's face when their manager tells them you can't tag along this tour. Utter despair. It's the end of the world.

he'd give up everything for you.

even when he's buried neck deep in work, the moment you step foot in the studio with food, he's so sweet to you. Letting you sit on his lap while he tells you about the lyrics he wrote specifically for you :((

He plans to marry you, get down on one knee somewhere private with a small beach wedding. Wants a big house and 3 kids. He's already got his vows written. Preparing for the day he can recite them with his head between your legs.

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Price: What the fuck?

Graves: What?

Price: I... thought you were blond...er.

Graves: Oh, yeah. I am, in the summer. My hair gets darker in the winter.

~later~

Price: That's it. You've done it now!

Nik: I haven't touched your kettle in weeks!

Price: Not that! You've got us dating a shapeshifter!

Nik: Ah... I miss the blond too.

Price: YOU KNEW???

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Ghost: No, nobody actually believes that Y/N is in love with me Soap, to the 141: Raise your hand if you think Y/N is in love with LT *everyone raises their hand* Ghost: Y/N put your hand down