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someone get me off drarry tumblr and BACK on jegulus tumblr help (also very aware im not helping by reblogging)

Nice game🤩

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isnt it just so pretty to think, all along there was some invisible string tying you to me?

My Wolfstar is so extremely obsessed with each other nobody understands. Nobody “fell first” or “fell harder” they fell just as fast and just as hard, simultaneously like two idiots tripping over the same rock. It’s not only love but mutual insanity. They’re so obsessed with one another it’s embarrassing and maybe even a little concerning.

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crying.

A post-Azkaban 90s hot dad Sirius just because.

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remus and regulus defos thought the other was cool and hella respected each other but r both too stubborn to admit it

propaganda i'm not falling for

regulus being the 4th marauder

"lily deserved to be called mudblood by snape!"

remus and regulus being best friends

dumbledore being worse than voldemort

the marauders fandom girls being boring

"there were no gay people in the 70s!"

every ship having a d/s dynamic

lily being reduced to the ideal mother and wife

edgy dumbass barty crouch jr

edgy genius evan rosier

every character playing quidditch or being involved with quidditch

pandora rosier

effie and fleamont being the perfect parents

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death eater/ order member ships only acceptable in a no voldemort au OR if the death eater is really a spy

i hate "trad-wife lily" and i will die on that hill

marauders fandom propaganda I'm not falling for - I wanted to be included (except I only care about 4 characters you'll see)

alpha dom mean cruel super ultra mega werewolf Remus

dumbifying characters (James and Sirius I'm talking about you)

oppressed/oppressor ships | death eaters/order member ships (sorry it's a big no-no here)

trad-wife Lily

the "traitor/spy" thing being one-dimensional

James and Lily believing Remus was the spy too

not thinking characters can have more than one best friend/important relationship

ignoring James and Remus friendship and bond

Remus not having a sweet tooth

"misunderstood" babyfied death eaters

post-the prank Remus seeking comfort on the Slytherins and turning mean

people pleaser James (what is that?)

non-manipulative Peter

not acknowledging or diminishing both Remus and Sirius' canon trauma

"They can't all be queer because it was the 70s"

short Sirius

There are probably more but I'm feeling nice today.

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i love them sm

Poor mr sprinkles

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wheres my fairytale ending with my remus lupin :(

Remus was raised thinking he wouldn’t get much in his life so even when he was knee deep in his love for Sirius he never once entertained the thought of it being reciprocated

Which is really stupid of him because if he got his head out of his own arse he would see that Sirius is just as far gone as he is

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PLATONIC BLACKEVANSSSSS SO CUTE

forever thinking about the fact sirius made room for lily to sit by him. the guy who bullies snape, the guy who makes jokes about his friend's problems, the guy who gets into arguments with everyone, the guy who's always accused of not caring about anyone but himself.

he just got sorted into gryffindor, the first of his family to do so, knows his parents will be pissed, & then comes a girl who's clearly sad, upset about her own sorting situation, and he makes room for her next to him.

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marauders brainrot is so real i really just thought james and ...who? is that evan?

A little redraw, we love an unhinged jealous Draco 🙂‍↕️

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Propaganda I AM falling for:

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twenty years across the sea

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Little HelPol Tips

Having a himalayan salt lamp as an eternal flame for Hestia

Candles and incense are good low-energy offerings

Dedicating baths/showers to Aphrodite

If you have pets, devote taking care of them to Artemis

Do what you can and what feels right!! Each person's practice is different

You are in fact allowed to make mistakes

Making a snack/beverage and offering it to a deity/deities, or inviting them to share it with you

If you're learning a language (or multiple!) dedicate it to Hermes

Make playlists for your deities

If you make art/ play any musical instruments, dedicate those activities to Apollo

Try to look for the theoi in your everyday life, even in the mundane things

If you workout, dedicate that to Ares

Similarly, if you play sports, dedicate that play to Hermes

If you have a garden or plants, dedicate taking care of them to Demeter and Persephone

Χαίρετε!

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reblog if you’re NOT tumblr famous, but you ARE tired and kinda gay

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Draco I'm-most-definitely-not-in-love-with-potter Malfoy

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Normal Harry Potter fans: why do you like Barty what the fuck is wrong with you

Me (an intellectual): green hair tattoos sexy