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Lego Scarecrow is so scary wahhh

I am literally shaking

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The batkids but they take advantage of the fact that they all look pretty similar and fuck with people at parties and galas.

Some snobby rich person: So Tim, I hear that you've taken over a large portion of WE

Tim, grinning internally: Im not Tim, I'm Damian. Tim is the tall one over there *points at dick*

Rich snob: o-oh.. my mistake

Gossiping older woman: Dick, I heard that you're working in Bludhaven now. Do you have a special someone over there?

Dick: I'm not Dick I'm Tim. I'm working on overseeing WE at the moment.

Older woman: *squints suspiciously*

Some trophy wife: Aww, little Damian, how's your schooling going? Are you keeping your grades up?

Damian, with a shit eating grin: I'm not Damian. I'm the ghost of Jason todd.

Trophy wife: *looks somewhere between horrified and disbelieving*

Jason, who's been listening to this over comms that he'd hacked: lmao now tell her that she needs to wake up

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No matter if you choose to consider that Jason had the worst time ever in the League of Assassins or that, quite opposite, it was more or less okay, I think we all should unite and agree that Jason would be Ra's bane of existence. This boy is a brat. A certificated one, even. He is not an easy boy to handle, never and ever.

Ra's, after locking Jason up away from the society for a few days: Now. Do you realise what I am trying to say to you? You should focus on your studies. On your trainings. Forget about easy, normal life, about teenage shenanigans. Find peace. Throw unnecessary thoughts away.

Jason, yawning: Yeah, okay. Sure.

Ra's waking up in the 5am because someone is blasting NSYNC's Bye Bye Bye on the whole castle: Talia. What is this?

Talia, shrugging: Jason found old music speakers. He says he is... focusing like this. Just like you advised him to.

Ra's with his eye twitching: Is. he. Now.

Ra's: (accidentally trips on his cloak)

One of the Assassins, in their local comms: Chat, clip that

Ra's, frowning: What is that? What had you said? What is this nonsense?

Assasin: Uh, general had taught us—

Ra's: STOP LISTENING TO HIM, FOR GOD'S SAKE

Ra's: Talia, we need to send the boy to All-Caste. I think he needs some time away. From us. From me. Specifically.

(A certain amount time later)

Ra's, sighing in relief: Finally, peace—

Jason, spawning behind his back: Hi.

Ra's, groaning: YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSED TO SURVIVE THE CLEANSING CEREMONY, OH MY GOD

Jason: Wanna check All Blade? It is kinda cool.

Ra's, pausing: ...Yeah.

Ra's farewelling Jason, who returns to Gotham: I have nothing to wish upon you. Be as annoying to Batman as you were to me.

Jason, smirking: Aw-w, I barely unleashed my annoyingness with you, Ra's. Bruce is going to suffer more.

Ra's: ...Good.

Ra's, closing the door behind him: Barricade the castle. Set bombs. I DON'T WANT TO SEE HIM HERE EVER AGAIN!!!

Also Ra's a half of a year later, watching footage of Jason terrorising everyone's life in Gotham, with tears in his eyes: That's my grandson. I am so proud of him.

Talia, raising her eyebrows: You tried to drown him in the Lazarus Pit. Twice.

Ra's: Shhh.

Talia: Then I'll invite him on holidays this year.

Ra's: NO.

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Luthor, while running for president: *giving speech in Gotham*

Bruce: *narrows eyes* that's what a nazi would say

Luthor, lightly sweating: what?

...

"President candidate Luthor had to be taken to the ICU of Gotham's Public Hospital after known playboy billionaire Bruce Wayne attacked Luthor during his speech.

Neither pesidential candidate Luthor or his company, Lexcorp, have released any statements about the incident, but Mr Wayne has commented "I would do it again, come and get me, bitch" before being taken off site by the SWAT team that had to be called to separate both men.

While WE has yet to take an official position, the Wayne family has showed unconditional support for Mr Wayne:

Alfred Pennyworth, family butler, commented: that's my boy, I taught him how to throw that first uppercut *sobbing* I'm sorry, I'm just so proud of my little boy

In the same avenue, a mysterious teenager with black and white hair spotted on Wayne property has stated: it was fucking time the old man got his shit together

We will update as this story unfolds

- Gotham Gazette, article by Vicky Vale"

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"I am so normal about this character" I say while visibly shaking in excitment.

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🙏

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Made a Mini Kieran!

Your favourite horse girl, everybody. Happy folding!

[Micah Bell papercraft]

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I HAVE BEEN LAUGHING ABOUT THIS ALL MORNING @verdemoun

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you play red dead redemption. i play kieran duffy simulator. we are not the same

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it’s just a silly little cowboy game right? RIGHT?

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Feed him!!! 😢🙏

evidently hungry horse.... reblog to feed ❤️

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I haven't seen anyone do this yet 💔

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Kieran, I found a foal, it is now yours :D BYEEE

Man he loves it!

Look at his smile @nthspecialll <3

To be honest with you, I have no idea what tf is a foal but when I googled it, I'll happily die for it.

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AI WARNING:

There's an account going around that does not tag AI art in our fandom! You may have seen pictures like this:

Floating around, and it's ai! There's no soul in it! It's slop and you are being lied to. They do not tag their crap with #ai because they actively want to mislead you into believing any effort or care went into this. AI generators source (read, steal) from YOUR fan works and generate trash like this. While they state that it is AI in their bio, it can't be foudn anywhere else, which is incredibly misleading.

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Thank you Pookie 🤭

Can you match my freak?

Of course babygirl

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Me too Kieran me too

GIGGLING SO MUCH AHJASHASHASG