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Let's Get This Trending

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hear me out on this chat

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Tried something idk..

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I find it hard to call Holmes and Watson by their first names because. Like. They aren’t my friends. They’re my strange little creatures that I observe in their little environment with a magnifying glass.

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I'm not well about Starscream

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Something wrong Arcee? I thought you wanted a fight!

A little break of prints and I had to give my hand a stretch at drawing something different!

Little screenshot redraw from Transformers Prime!

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chat can we jump megatron in an alleyway and kill him

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the art of malicious compliance

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Comic from a few months ago about being COVID conscious in an indifferent world

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self-love/self-hate

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The problem with analog horror is that everyone wants to mimic the aesthetic of local58 but nobody who makes analog horror has a damn clue why L58 is actually good. (It’s not the VHS effects!)

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"The Coyote is Not the Problem" 11"x7"

Printed transfer, acrylic, gel pen, and colored pencil mounted on reclaimed wood

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Someone should make a silent hill 2 mod so the monsters are nice and you can give them little kisses on their heads

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i’m so fucking sick of people taking aspects of historical gay sexuality and saying “but what if i made it squeaky clean and sexless so i can have it” sometimes not everything is for you babes!!! sometimes you don’t get to have everything!!!

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[muttering feverishly] I need to chase that man around my gothic manor in a silk nightgown

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I low-key love the fact that sci-fi has so conditioned us to expect to be hanging out with a bunch of cool space aliens, that legitimate, actual scientists keep proposing the most bizarre, three-blunts-into-the-rotation "theories" to explain the fact we're not.

Some of my favourites include:

Zoo Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they're not talking to us because of the Prime Directive from Star Trek? (Or because they're doing experiments on us???)

Dark Forest Theory: What if there are loads of aliens out there, but they all hate us and each other so they're all just waiting with a shotgun pointed at the door, ready to open fire on anything that moves?

Planetarium Theory: What if there's at least one alien with mastery over light and matter that's just making it seem to us that the universe is empty to us as, like, a joke?

Berserker Theory: What if there were loads of aliens, but one of them made infinite killer robots that murdered everyone and are coming for us next?!!

Like, the universe is at least 13,700,000,000 years old and 46,000,000,000 light years big. We have had the ability to transmit and receive signals for, what, 100 years, and our signals have so far travelled 200 light years?

The fact is biological life almost certainly has, does, or will develop elsewhere in the universe, and it's not impossible that a tiny amount of it has, does, or will develop in a way that we would understand as "intelligent". But, like, we're realistically never going to know because of the scale of the things involved.

So I'm proposing my own hypothesis. I call it the "Fool in a Field" hypothesis. It goes like this:

Humanity is a guy standing in the middle of a field at midnight. It's pitch black, he can't move, and he's been standing there for ages. He's just had the thought to swing his arms. He swings one of his arms, once, and does not hit another person. "Oh no!" He says. "Robots have killed them all!"

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