jasonbrights

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you know how sometimes you go through the roughest moment in your whole entire life and then you look up and it's like. oh. the moon is still there

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“National teacher shortage” is a fun way of saying that the USA has made a passion driven job so ungodly inhospitable that even people who “just care about teaching, not the money” don’t even care about teaching anymore.

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Can one of you buy me a house.so i can be alone

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I feel like normies think of tumblr as the fanart and aesthetic and gifset website but real tumblrinas know that our most culturally significant output and our lifeblood is the humble text post

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i think for everyone's general safety we should start using this specific image like a forum signature at the end of every single post we make for the next little while

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if only there was an app i could use to be notified of developments such as these

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Okay, now that the hype has died down I just want to say that the general vibe of abject horror that Mr Foxington Tobias expressed about the simple fact that he had to make a song to act as a replacement for pepper steak is the realest thing I've ever seen. because like HOLY SHIT. how do you even BEGIN to approach that? i would have crashed out ngl. you want me to try to match up to pepper steak? pepper steak. pepper steak from OFF? you're insane. you might as well ask me to turn water into gold because you are asking me to do the impossible here. to capture pepper steak. pepper steak from off. the song pepper steak from OFF. what the fuck dude what the hell

i mean like, he fucking cooked regardless but you get what i mean

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my circus, my clowns, my tent. my acrobats, my lion tamers. BUT. listen. those monkeys were contract workers

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i just got finished blocking all the spambots that recently followed me but this one is probably the craziest of them all

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i got a mod that lets me control the size of bees LOOK HOW TINY THEY ARE

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hey guys i'm going to the store can u make sure nothing happens to my chocolate milk

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A painting of some edible flowers ~

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isnt there a better picture they could have used