jasonalghul

[jasonalghul]

okay, so it has been almost a year since i’ve last been on this blog, but i still have a lot of followers so if anyone ever wants to know where i’m at, find me on spookytoknight, or back at arkhamtoknight when halloween has ended

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{JUSTAKANSASBOY’S 1,500 FOLLOW FOREVER}

So, I honestly never expected to get this many followers, not in my entire life. I really don’t have much to say, just because I’m not with this sort of thing whatsoever. Just last August I was getting excited about getting over a hundred followers, and now I don’t even know what’s going on anymore! The only thing I know is that I have so many people to thank for this, so that I will.

{Graphic above is by 90superboy}

SUPERFAM (The people closest to me, who I love to talk to as much as they’ll have me) : @getcveriiit @amazingxamazon, @90superboy, @yourflyinggrcyson, @teenkryptonian, @kryptonianboy, @straypackleader, @dcversemuses, @vigilantesandplayboys, @thesecondofthenight, @theshadeofgrey, @traitorsson, @darlingofthedailyplanet, @darkestknxght, @gothamxknight, @gothamsresidentcat, @prettykittykyle, @prettysilentknight, @kxttensplay, @cameoutofabottle, @captain-atom, @kryptonsmaidenofmight, @earthsnewhero, @avengingdeadpool, @caiera-the-oldstrong, @deer-maiden, @fooledbyglasses, @acereporterlois, @acxphotographer, @robinwithacause, @hxllowedout, @theharleenquinn, @ofchampioniiisms, @imnotbrucewayne, @crowbarboy, @jasonalghul, @planetplease, @aspiringparasyte, @scatteredcrayons, @whipmymilk, @harleenclownqueen, @roxannerocket

LEAGUE (People who I have interacted with, but mostly admire from afar): @dementedspeedster, @thegoldenboywonder, @thetigressofzod, @dragonofrao, @alwaysxlate, @part-time-justice-leaguer, @bellatornoctis, @dianaxxwonder, @dianaxofxthemyscira, @music-holic, @scarlettspeedster, @ofcoldguns, @telepathyandoreos, @bxmboozled, @bxywxnder, @kincaides, @president-lex-luthor, @prefertoimprovise, @notanichabod, @exastrapto, @7thmistake, @thedoctornumber11

NEW GENESIS (The blogs I talked to that kept me here from the very beginning): @kryptonianboy, @vigilantesandplayboys, @deer-maiden, @brightwarmlight, @prettykittykyle, @b01nightwing, @thetimdrake, @aspiringparasyte, @whipmymilk, @notadamsellane

EXTRA THANKS TO:

Viewers like you anyone who’s ever followed me! You guys are amazing! Thank you so much! This is only possible because of you!

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I’m never actually on this blog anymore, I’m sorry...

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“Please stop.”

Meme | thesassybird

“With what do you do you wish for me to stop, my love?”

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Meme | thesassybird

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Meme | notesxnights

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Meme | demiigoddess

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Meme | nextgenrobin

“I am sorry.”

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Tumblr Staff Inspired Sentence Starters

“What? I thought that’s what you wanted!”

“This is the solution, stop crying!”

“This is good cheese.”

“You ruined everything!”

“I’ve already made the decision.”

“I’ve already laid out the necessary groundwork, now work with us!”

“It’s like you don’t even care about me/us anymore!”

“Where is your God now?”

“I’m doing this because I love you!”

“You’re making a mistake!”

“Why do you hate me? Everything I’ve done was for you!”

“I can’t believe you did this. I’m leaving you.”

“Please stop.”

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Send me a (•⊙ω⊙•) if you want to interact with me but have no idea how to start.

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Affection Starters!

“Your hair is so soft…” 

“It’s too cold! Get back here…” 

“No, I’m not letting you go. It’s too early to get out of bed.” 

“You’re so cute when you pout like that!” 

“C’mere, you can sit in my lap until I’m done working!” 

“Surprise tickle attack!” 

“Share your jacket, I forgot mine.” 

“Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” 

“I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” 

“I didn’t mean to leave you alone for so long—come here, I missed you.” 

“Are you wearing my shirt?” 

“Ssh, you’re safe. I wont let go of you.” 

“What, does that feel good?” 

“HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” 

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Hallucination Starters!

“Hey, snap out of it! There’s nobody here!” “Don’t be ridiculous, that kind of stuff only exists in bad horror movies.” ”Help me! Someone’s been following me for over twenty minutes now, I can’t shake him/her!” “You must’ve heard that… It was loud a-and it seems to be coming our way!” “I didn’t just imagine it! It was there, I swear!” “No, no, no, you can’t be real! You died!” “You’re seeing things again…” “I’m not making it up this time! There was someone there, I’m sure of it!” “Are you high? What the hell are you on about?” “You’re hallucinating! You need to try to calm down!” “I think you’re seeing things that aren’t there.” “How can I be sure that you’re real?” “That’s it, I’m calling a doctor, you’re freaking me out.” “You’ve got a high fever… You’re going delirious. Let me help you, please!” “So, what you’re telling me is that there’s some kind of ghost murderer following us that I can’t see?” “There’s medication for this sort of stuff, you know? Maybe you should take it.” “I think you might be having a flash back, you’re screaming at a door. Look at me! Ssh, calm down.” “There’s nothing there.” “There’s something there, I swear! You need to believe me or we’re both going to get hurt!” “He’s there… he’s there… I saw him, oh god, oh my god!” “It’s not invisible, it doesn’t exist. That’s a different thing.” “What are you seeing?” “Close your eyes, what you’re seeing is not real, you have to listen to my voice, alright?” “Did you take something? You’re not making sense!” “You have to focus on me, there’s no one else here.” “Who are you talking to?”

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Best Friend Starters!

{Text}: Go to bed and stop texting me. This isn’t the intended use of emojis.

“Hey, I read about this super illegal thing and I think we should do it.” 

“GET DOWN FROM THERE BEFORE I HAVE TO COME GET YOU!” 

“Do you think foods have feelings? Maybe that gumball I dropped today was sad I didn’t eat him…”

“No, we can’t buy five hundred pugs.” 

“What do you mean I’m too loud? It’s not like I’m SHOUTING IN YOUR EAR!” 

“If I go down you’re coming with me! This is a mutual effort!” 

“I’m not picking your drunk ass up at three in the morning anymore.” 

“Stop coming into my house to sleep on my couch! Someday you’re going to find the door locked.” 

“Oof, get off! You’re too heavy!” 

“I honestly think you belong in a cell, but again, I guess we’d be cellmates.” 

“Now who the fuck took my skittles? It was you, wasn’t it, you smug little-” 

“Somehow I don’t think the teacher believed our story about the sword wielding elves breaking the window…” 

“BUDDY SYSTEM IS IMPORTANT, YOU MIGHT GET LOST! NOW GIMME YOUR HAND.” 

“I don’t care if you didn’t wanna share, it’s mine now!” 

“YOU ARE A DICK. Also I’m at your door, let me in.” 

“C’mon, smile…I’ll tickle you if I have to!” 

“You’re sad. Don’t lie to me. I see the pouty thing you do.” 

“Do you need me to kill someone for you?” 

“You can’t even reach me to hit me, shortie-OW!!” 

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█ ▌—— AMERICAN BEAUTY/AMERICAN PSYCHO LYRIC STARTERS

All of your flaws are aligned with this mood of mine.

I didn’t come for a fight but I will fight till the end.

I love the way you hurt me.

You’re second hand smoke. I breathe you in, but I don’t know what you’re doing to me.  

She’s an American beauty.

I think I fell in love again.

We’re the things that love destroyed.

You will remember me for centuries.

I never meant for you to fix yourself.

You look so pretty, but you’re gone so soon.

I could scream forever.

And maybe I bit off more than I could chew.

And in the end I’d do it all again.

I think you’re my best friend.

I’m yours.

It’s our time now if you want it to be.

And I can’t get you out of my head.

You’ll find your way.

I’m the last one that you’ll ever remember.

And I’m trying to find my peace of mind.

Did you ever love her? Or did you never want to be alone?

Fight off the light tonight and just stay with me.

Honey, don’t you leave.

The sweetness never lasts, you know?

Because they took our love and they filled it up with Novocaine and now I’m just numb.

I don’t feel a thing for you.

You and I were fire.

You and I were fireworks that went off too soon.

I said I’d never miss you but I guess you never know.

May the bridges I have burned light my way back home.

I’ll be as honest as you let me.

You are my favorite “what if”. You are my best “I’ll never know”.

And I’m starting to forget.

What did it ever mean to you?

Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t mean any of it.

I just got too lonely.

No, don’t tell me you’re crying.

Oh, honey, you don’t have to lie.

I wish I’d known how much you loved me.

I wish I cared enough to know.

Do you remember when we drove through the night and we danced?

You were the song stuck in my head; every song that I’ve ever loved played again and again and again.

And you can get what you want but it’s never enough.

I can’t remember just how to forget.

They say we are what we are but we don’t have to be.

I try to picture me without you but I can’t.

I don’t want to remember it all.

And I just need enough of you to dull the pain.

I only appeared so I can fade away.

I wanna throw my hands in the air and scream.

I have been through the wreck but I can string enough to show my face in the light again.  

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❝ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT❞ SENTENCE MEME

“Well, you do the best with what you have. I have lemons, I make lemonade. But I hate the lemonade business, I hate the grind. You have to grind so many fucking lemons!”

“I’m a saint, you know. I’m a living saint, and I get absolutely nothing out of it.”

“I suppose I’m buy-curious.”

“Yeah… if I was in charge that would’ve been my first move too.”

“Oh, please. I’ve been drinking since before you were born.”

“Why don’t we just take an ad out in ‘I’m Poor’ magazine?’

“A trick is something a whore does for money. Or candy.”

“I had to, it’s vodka. It goes bad once it’s opened.”

“I’m not going anywhere. All your water’s doing is whetting my appetite for protest!”

“I mean, how do you not have sex with me?”

“You know, say what you will about America, but thirteen bucks still gets you a hell of a lot of mice.”

“I use one adjective to describe myself, what is it?”

“Here’s some money, go see a star war.”

“She’s right though, you probably are a homosexual.”

“I got the worst fucking attorneys.”

“Oh, she thinks I’m too critical. That’s another fault of hers.”

“If you give someone permission to use a tissue, you can’t be upset if they blow their nose!” 

“Apparently you were the last person to see her… alive. Or around town or whatever.”

“Is this a business decision, or is it personal? Because if it’s business, I’ll go away happily. But if it’s personal I’ll go away… but I won’t be happy.”

“There’s a good chance I may have committed some light treason.”

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Tired/Lazy Sentence Starters

“Eh. I’ll do it tomorrow.” “I’ll do it later.” “I’ll get to it.” “Can’t you do it?” “You take care of it if it’s so important to you!” “I don’t wanna get up.” “I don’t wanna do that.” “Can’t we do it tomorrow?” “Nope. Not doing anything today.” “I just want to lie around all day.” “I’m going back to bed.” “I’m too tired.” “It can be put off another day.”