jasofthehollow

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@iamthemaestro @miscellaneousthoughtsaboutall @jovienna and any other mutuals or anyone who stumbles across this :)

tag game: make yourself as a little guy :3

Thanks @caffeine-high and @flapdr0l for the tags!

I was annoyed at limited hair options but the hat solved that problem :)

I think this captured my vibe well enough <3

Tagging (but no pressure) @tostilunch @beef-smell @azurecanary @twopercentboy @corvidsforhire @constantly-confused-queer @furiouslysleeping @misterybusiness @greencow @mitiam @yuespropagandablog @spencyart @firelife14

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i love vampires and gay people

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“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

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these past few months have been an odd, liminal time for me. in november a big chapter of my life finally came to a close and since then it has felt like i've just been waiting for the rest of my life to begin. and today it feels like it finally has. which is fucking terrifying in the most wonderful way imaginable.

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actually what are your new year’s resolutions pls put them in the tags so i can be nosy

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there’s something about the old version of auld lang syne that just really does it for me

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surely oyster joe qualifies as christmas cat?

As the first country in the world to get Christmas because New Zealand isn't real, we mark this occasion by starting The™️ Official™️ Christmas™️ Cat™️ Thread™️ - reply as you see fit with your festive cats.

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People who insist on changing the pronouns in songs while they’re singing along are so weak. “But I’m not gay!” Okay?? And I’m not a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett’s Privateers, but for the length of this song I can be.

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nobody talks about how scary it is asking nice people to go bushwalking with you

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it's been so long since i've been able to just lose myself in a book, i'd almost forgotten how wonderful it is. but it is also going to have serious consequences for my sleep schedule.

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why does the waiting room for the blood testing place smell distinctly of piss. is this what blood smells like too or do people just piss themselves a lot while waiting for blood tests?

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no bc a minor thing that really pisses me off are those tiktoks where they're like "people keep asking me why i sing in an american accent, THIS is why" and the butt of the joke is supposed to be that they've got an australian accent. bc "haha that sounds so stupid" or whatever.

like, you do you, i don't give a fuck if you want to put on an american accent to sing. but if i wanted to be listening to someone singing in an american accent i would listen to an american. make australian accents sexy again.

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Bulk buying these and fuckin shooting them out of a t-shirt cannon at my moots.

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What's your Spotify wrapped song for the age you'll be next year?

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jesus christ, now she's calling up the bank... god help them

nothing more humiliating than witnessing a parent verbally abuse a customer service agent who is doing literally nothing wrong simply bc said parent is in an evil mood.

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nothing more humiliating than witnessing a parent verbally abuse a customer service agent who is doing literally nothing wrong simply bc said parent is in an evil mood.