What I love about the end of Season 1 is that Aziraphale is looking at Crowley like, 'Honeybunches! Look!'
And Crowley goes, 'Oh yeah, what is it babe?'
Then Aziraphale just leans towards him, places his hand down firmly, and looks like he is saying: 'Look at that person over there! I know that cake wasn't on the menu! Oh it looks so nice...'
I can imagine Crowley, as a result, goes, 'What, like the cake in front of you?' while snapping his fingers so now there is, in fact, an identical piece of cake in front of Aziraphale 🥲
Ok… ok I just had an idea. What if Crowley and Aziraphale feels no physical sexual attraction to each other’s corporeal form? Sure they both think human bodies look nice and all but it still feels like they’re just wearing a skin suit. When they see each other’s naked human form they don’t have any shame or feel any arousal. You can see that they both act pretty chill in Eden where both Adam and Eve were walking around butt naked and never questioned why Adam and Eve were naked in the first place. Plus, the both of them don’t really have a good grasps on human biology and don’t follow human gender/sexual norms. However, they are attracted to each others’ true celestial/demonic form!
Their true form. Like hot damn! What a terrifying but sexy forms! <3
tfw when your homie suddenly gets turned into a zombie, invade the world, capture you and the rest of the homies to get polyaromously married against your will❤️
I honestly don't know what came to me when I thought of the idea, I just rolled with it lol.
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