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a bi coworker was recently talking about his ex and about how awful their marriage was because when they watched movies or read books she’d talk about how sexy the characters were and how this was really hurtful to him and then turned to me expecting me to agree and I was at a loss for how to respond. sir in my culture if your wife says she thinks legolas is super sexy then it is customary to commission her an erotic digital painting of legolas with his dick out. I have no advice for you.

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witcher studies from my sketchbook!

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middle aged lady on my bus just called someone's partner "your whimsical idiot boyfriend" over the phone . with sincere frustration might I add

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never, ever, ever let the the stress of this bitch of an earth and its torment nexus stop you from making time for yaoi

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Any tips for not falling into permanent despair?

I suppose remembering that there is no greater act of defiance that living a full life

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Geralt z Rivii | Geralt of Rivia/Jaskier | Dandelion Word Count: 1904 Additional Tags: Biting, Marking, Blood, Dry Humping, Rough Sex Summary:

When Geralt allowed this, the first time, he hadn’t known it would be like this. Lovebites, he’d scoffed at Jaskier’s face, cradled sweetly in his own long-fingered hand, his eyes big and puppyish in their begging. Marks don’t keep on me.

That’s okay, Jaskier had said. As long as I can try. He’d smiled then, teeth white and straight and too blunt to be a harm, Geralt had thought foolishly. Turns out this puppy has a puppy’s teeth, sharper than he would have thought for such a sweet face, and a tenacity to match.

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Anna Shaffer at the premiere of The Witcher: Blood Origin on December 12, 2022

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I am so glad that the word blorbos exists now. It’s so much more evocative and accurate than “comfort character”. Like, they’re different things. He doesn’t bring me comfort, he makes my hands itchy and I want to polish him with pledge. I want to put him in a Pringle’s tube and shake him. I want to brush his hair and put little shoes on him like a Bratz doll. That’s a blorbo.

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friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever

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some geraskier bc i miss them!! (gonna try doing some sketch page comms like this, so if you’d like one for your faves/aus/ocs, feel free to dm or fill out the form here<33)

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how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

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wanna quit my job real bad, am moving 800 miles away in less than a week, packing still needs to be done, i almost had a panic attack earlier. anyway i'm writing fanfic and watching m night movies instead of doing anything useful!!!

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Art by Essi Välimäki

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thinking about it and it's like, well. it's like the Beatles and imagine it's 1980 and one of the beatles.....oh no...

you know what. fuck it. thinking about one direction, depressed as fuck and i don't care who knows

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i watched a couple music videos like a fool i wish to walk into the ocean and make peace with my creator this is not ok lmao

you know what. fuck it. thinking about one direction, depressed as fuck and i don't care who knows

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TRAP (2024) dir. M. Night Shyamalan