jarvitect

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"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

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horrible news: you have to practice to level up your skills because it's unrealistic to think you'll be good at everything first try

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those coconut crabs shot amelia earhart’s plane down because they were misogynists.

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squeezing my pussy and concentrating all the microplastics in my body to print a perfect tiny figurine of a fruit bat

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One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

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asexual margaret thatcher moodboard

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when your friend Mark forgets to return the worms he borrowed from you

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my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

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Well those are allllmost done

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"you changed" yeah i'm hotter now

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I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

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got my new boyfriend from Ikea. Unfortunately he's made of particle board and with a single thrust of my hips I broke him into five pieces

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I had to censor this to be able to post it