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Under pressure, I must confess that I've always known myself to be a broccoli, as I certainly do not condone autocannibalism.

The End

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Thankyou @roxyrondell for tagging me!! I am a carrot!!! 🥕 (also sidenote I do actually say "omg that's so cute" 100 times a day lol)

Find out which vegetable you are here: https://sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/

Tagging (with no pressure): @sherlockig @livwifeofkarl @neverbelessthan @the-gentleman-mermaid @hang-on-lil-tomato @elby3000 @niti-who @ineffable-shenanigans

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Really liked the new deadpool, can’t wait to watch it a trillion more times.

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my favourite olympics subplot is this norwegian swimmer’s public love affair with chocolate muffins and his increasingly manic tiktoks about them... romance of the summer

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zeus: your boy is out of control. he’s down there creating storms and tsunamis and causing mass chaos. i think you need to-

poseidon: LOOK AT HIM GO! HAHA LOOK LOOK LOOK HE JUST DROWNED THAT ENTIRE ARMY OF MONSTERS

zeus: that’s not-

poseidon: OMG LOOK HES CAUSING A LITTLE EARTHQUAKE NOW! YES! GOOD! NOW USE YOUR SWORD TO- YES THATS IT SON!!

zeus:

poseidon: DROWN THEM ALL!! SHAKE THE GROUND!! FLOOD THE WHOLE AREA!! SINK IT TILL IT’S GONE!!

zeus: brother you need to-

poseidon: you’re just jealous.

zeus:

poseidon: he’s wonderful.

zeus: he’s-

zeus:

zeus: is he… doing the macarena?

poseidon: yes

poseidon: he likes to get on the nerves of his enemies. he also is physically incapable of staying serious for too long

zeus:

poseidon: i’ve never loved one of my children this much

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Inside Out if it was filmed inside my head 

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he's like a sick cat to me

what is it. it

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When I'm just vibing, it hits me that Jack is the Face of Boe, and I just want to clap so hard and call my bestie to info dump about this flabbergasting realization that I've had every two days for the past year…

LIKE OMMAGAWD

?!?!?!!?!?? I NEED MORE LORE WHAT

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You know what… kudos to the doctor for fixing Ruby’s abandonment issues before abandoning her. Closest thing to considerate he’s ever been, probably.

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i fear doctor who will never introduce a character in the absolute peak way they introduced jack harkness - compliments girl’s ass, smiles at the camera and then touches guy’s ass, icon

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i feel like you can swap them all and it would still make sense

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Jack Harkness in 3 songs:

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my brain can not comprehend that this is robert sean leonard idk why it feels like i just saw a cryptid with my own 2 eyes

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surely this has been done already

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Here's my take on the relationship between John and Arthur.

They are soulmates. Are they romantically involved? God no. But they are soulmates.

They love each other but not in a way they can and ever be anywhere near functional. They are their own worst enemies.

They have been through too much and seen too many things that there is no question that they are fundamentally shattered and entangled in each other.

Arthur loves John and John loves Arthur, it should be simple right? But it is way too complex for that. They hate themselves and therefore hate the other person for loving them. They cannot be without each other because they love each other in a way they will never be able to change or let go of because of how much they have been changed by the other person.

So many people are confused about the idea that you can love and hate a person to the extent shown in this podcast. The healthy thing to be done would have been to separate the two before the dreamlands, but it's gone too far. They've done too much to help, spite, confuse, and destroy the other to be separate for a moment. Let alone have separate heads.

It's the only thing left for them now. Because they can only be a complete person together.

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Cold snap - Steve Smulka

American, b. 1949 -

Oil on linen , 36 x 48 cm.

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Name: Arthur Lester

Aged: 33

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