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I made this silly infographic back in April but finally fixed the typo on it so I can actually post it

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Rumble vs Ranger Round 5 is live!

SOPHIE A nervous and self-conscious goat-demon maid who specializes in the sweet science of boxing. Sophie has served as Madison's bodyguard, maid, and sparring partner for the past several years. While she's somewhat clumsy in her day-to-day work, she is astonishingly talented in combat. Her fighting style is highly defensive, with elusive slips leading to precision strikes. She retains an orthodox boxing stance with an emphasis on peek-a-boo style counterpunching. (Though she has an unfortunate habit of apologizing whenever she lands a hit.)

PAWNATHAN A nervous and self-conscious foot soldier / custodian who specializes in Trying Not to Die. Pawnathan has quit the villainous Gambit Gang to seek gainful employment doing odd jobs around town. Despite this, he still seems to find himself running into all kinds of trouble. Pawnathan's fighting style simple and unrefined, being one among many cannon fodder minions to be sacrificed en masse against the Actirangers. His body is crafted from alien technology granting him a number of modular features that he's not entirely sure how to use.

I'm not sure either of these characters knows how to top, so this will definitely be a learning experience for one of them!

Voting is open on the Patreon!

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commensalism between slime monsters and certain varieties of fish

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FINALLY SOMEONE SAID IT. Thank you Dorian for being the best once again and pointing out that hey maybe if the Chantry didn't treat their mages like shit and traumatize all of them they'd get possessed less often.

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I didn't expect that at all 😺🤣

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MUPPETS FROM SPACE (1999)

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dont worry buds

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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LESBIANS: 2x08 - “Killing is a Cycle”

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Me over the last day: Obsessed with these Art Nouveau beaded chandeliers that use long rods of glass to catch and distribute light in amazing ways

"Where do you get your ideas?" people ask. Well let me tell you. The ideas mug me in alleyways and sleep on my stoop. I'm on as much ADHD medication as won't make my heart go a million miles an hour. GETTING ideas isn't hard. It's making them stand still long enough to be useful that's the hard part.

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Mosquitoes actually are not replaceable in any ecosystem that naturally has them and that includes replacing them with any of the non biting species because these are the traits that make them so core to food webs:

Tiny

Can use every single pool of moisture to raise generations no matter how dirty and stagnant and low in oxygen

Can fly

Males get by on just sugars

Females take protein from larger animals to manufacture thousands more eggs

All these things combined allow thst ecosystem to make huge volumes of insects from conditions barren to most other macroscopic life. You might think there are other insects that seem to make huge massive swarms out of nothing but there's really nothing that hits all the same qualities *except other insects that also suck blood.*

It's the precise combo of being able to "prey" on things millions of times larger and breed in nothing but a few drops of filthy rainwater or the moisture in a rotten log. That's the most efficient combination for anything that size to multiply that rapidly where nothing else can even survive, except of course the things that can move in because they eat them :)

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...Hard not to laugh.

(Via @WardrobeDoor over at the ex-Bird place)

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