japanesedragonrider
but only if my enemy insists
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(( ambi / 21 / AAA threat )) Bold of you to assume I can commit to things. | Main interests: Persona, Legend of Zelda, Xenoblade 1 & 2 & 3, Dragon Quest, Octopath Traveler, Mega Man
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japanesedragonrider 26 minutes ago
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japanesedragonrider 19 hours ago
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Okay, ouran host club, subs or dubs? And please don鈥檛 just yell out SUBS BECAUSE DUBS ARE SHIT LOL
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japanesedragonrider 20 hours ago
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japanesedragonrider 20 hours ago
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curious to hear y'all's suggestions for the worst possible pasta shape
(Assume that "pasta" needs to be made of sheets or strands of dough with enough surface area relative to thickness so that they can be cooked.)
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japanesedragonrider 20 hours ago
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me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I鈥橫 NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
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japanesedragonrider 4 days ago
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if you hired a galapagos finch as a linecook it would perfectly evolve a beak to optimally smoke cigarettes behind the dumpsters
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japanesedragonrider 4 days ago
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When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk
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japanesedragonrider 4 days ago
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When you're unsuccessfully looking for something and start gradually increasing your It Could Be There range. Like yeah sure maybe the rice cooker pot is in the freezer, idk
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japanesedragonrider 4 days ago
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If you see your USA mutual looking at the news and then producing a burger from their pocket and eating it, that can mean nothing good. This is the 禄emergency burger芦 used to strengthen oneself in times of dire need, and resorting to it is an unambiguous sign of great distress
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japanesedragonrider 4 days ago
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Analysis so bad you don't even know what it's talking about anymore.
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japanesedragonrider 4 days ago
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rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks
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japanesedragonrider 4 days ago
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Reaaaally fucked up how you need to do more than one thing a day
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japanesedragonrider 4 days ago
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Reaaaally fucked up how you need to do more than one thing a day
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japanesedragonrider 4 days ago
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Reaaaally fucked up how you need to do more than one thing a day
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japanesedragonrider 5 days ago
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me when my friends . yea
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japanesedragonrider 6 days ago
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where is that cat with the kind and reassuring face
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japanesedragonrider 7 days ago
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It is Wednesday, my dudes
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