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i think you guys should hang out

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in the vein of "how do you stay safe from getting sick", I wanna say that something I always noticed as a kid was that a lot of the time when I went to people's houses and we would leave at some point to the mall or the park or something and then come back home…I don't remember any of them washing their hands when we got back inside. they'd just immediately lead me back to their room or the living room or something, and then I'd feel incredibly self-conscious about going to their bathroom to wash my own hands. and I always thought it was absolutely bizarre because the way I was raised, the first thing you do when you come back home after taking your shoes and jacket off is go wash your hands. it's common sense. why on planet earth would you not wash your hands. you've just been touching a hundred public surfaces that could have anything on them and you think as soon as you set foot in your own house all the germs you've picked up just evaporate? it's absolutely insane to me to know that so many people don't bother washing their hands. WASH YOUR HANDS.

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i like how websites are completely useless now

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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okay ill concede to the liberals that I dont think kamala harris would have put elon musk in charge of a government department called doge.

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Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic

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stardew valley is truly the game of "get the fuck over it" when stuff goes wrong or unexpectedly

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*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ

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just remember, one day you're going to open tumblr and the crabs will be raving like they never have before

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addicts are people with value and things to love about them and deserve a full belly and a warm place to sleep at the end of the day.

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take everything i say with a hint of lime

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Reblog to open a rail line from your blog to the person you reblogged this from

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The Gals(tm) are loaded for travel tomorrow! Bringing home 5 of the hens from Indie x Eclipse/Arcana, and transporting one yearling to a buyer for my friends.

The funniest thing about this is that I sent Eclipse and Arcana to this farm to get one (1) purple bs het leucistic MALE.

They produced seven chicks.

All hens.

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Do you fear you wasted your youth on obscure weaaboo shiit?

ive gone to a nightclub underneath a bus station in munich and smoked weed with 3 girls on the eiffel tower but it was kinda mid compared to moe anthropomorphism tbh

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I really like winnie the pooh, Can you draw winnie the pooh pleaseeeeee

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Ok new game. What's the thing you're a fan of that you're the most pretentious about. NOT the most pretentious thing you're a fan of, I mean the thing that makes *you* act like one of those "oh yeah? Name five of their albums" people. There is a difference