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I think a lot of what pro-AI people are really wanting is stuff that already exists but they don't know it's out there like

can't format a work email? templates

don't know how to write a resume? templates

writing a thank you card or a condolences card or a wedding invitation? templates templates templates

not sure how to format your citations in MLA or whatever format? citationmachine.net

summary of something you're reading for school/work? cliffnotes.com

recipe based on ingredients in your fridge? whatsintherefrigerator.com

there's a million more like, guys, we don't need AI, we never needed generative AI

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If this is how I die then so be it

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The dudes I work with are very macho and big on hiding their emotions from each other because dudebro culture. But then the sunrise looks like this:

"Braaaaaaah!"

"Hell yeah hell yeah hell yeah!"

"The fuck is that color chartreuse?"

"Nah dumbass chartreuse is green thats safety orange."

"Yah can't call a sunset 'safety orange' it's not very poetic."

"Hey BabyJake- what color you call that?"

"...beautiful..."

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You have been booped by this empty wrapping paper tube.

Reblog to boop all of your followers with it.

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can someone invent a type of letting go that actually feels good instead of feeling like your soul is getting ripped out via large intestine

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*if it changes every time or something, just go with your immediate instinct

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Pour one out for a real one.

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the thing is that whenever someone says "pluto IS a planet" you don't know if they're actually a space fan who is prepared to love and cherish all the other bodies that would become planets if pluto was promoted again or the dumbest motherfucker on earth who thinks science should have stopped when they left 3rd grade

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All Quiet On The Frontal Lobe

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so background. my fiancée and my mom have been calling each other “BFF” since we started dating over 5 years ago. like that was my mom’s contact name in Selena’s phone for half a decade.

anyway we just got engaged a few days ago, and now the two of them want to update their nicknames to reflect that. and. well. hold on i gotta gear up for this one

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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

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