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Motivational Northernlion Moodboard for the upcoming weekend

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now admittedly i mostly know jerma and northernlion from seeing various clips so if this is way off send me anon hate or something. but i was thinking about how the two of them seem like they're a similar category of streamer, with a major difference being that jerma is more bumbling, typically being pushed by his chat with humor often coming from his mistakes, while northernlion is more in control, leading his audience along with his own brand of nonsense. and i ended up producing the thought "northernlion is sort of like dom jerma"

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im losing it at this

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this 25 second span of one northenlion episode dictated how i spoke for a good 5 years of my life.

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northernlion fanart

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AVERAGE NORTHERNLION DIALOGUE

Look, I'm fuckinnnnnnnnnn...! I'm fuckin' tired as bawls, dawg. [not switching his tone of voice at all] I think I lost some weight there, and I'm sure I need some rest, but sleepin' don't come very easy in a [enunciating precisely] straight. White. Vest. [pause] [reading chat] "Just go to bed earlier"? Okay, listen to me. Said the grasshopper to the morning sun, "No matter how hard I try and how high I jump, I can never embrace you", and thus the sun responded, "My brother, the mere act of being here is an embrace in and of itself." So beggars can't be fuckin' choosers, okay? Okay. [unpauses game (Poo-Poo Piranhas Jungle Gym Adventure) where the puzzle is to put the square block in the square hole and he puts it in the triangle hole] Dude!!!!!!!!!!!!

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All of the Beatles dying in a glue trap

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Being a bi guy quite possibly the funniest sexuality like dammmnnnn I know who John Waters is and jerk it to twinks in panties but I got a coffee date with Hetero Jessica from work at 3 thats her name heteroooo jessica thats her name folks thats what we call her hertero jessica

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Socks found at a mall store

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We just realized that we know someone with a name on EVERY SINGLE ROW OF THIS LIST.

That... um.

Aha. Hah. Hahh. Hahhhhhh .

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Hello! Welcome to the Commissions Shop!

My name is Juice (he/him) from @electricpurrs!

This blog is a project made to share as many commissions posts from artists on Tumblr as possible.

The goal is to create a hub where artists can have their commissions equally shared for visibility, and people seeking to buy art can just scroll for easy access to a wide variety of commissions from tons of different artists!

For now i am going to be reblogging any commissions posts i see on here, and people who have commissions open (or know someone who does) can submit them in asks or DMs to me, and I'll reblog them as well.

I want this to be a varied space! All kinds of art are welcome, be it digital art, traditional, writing, plushies, embroidery, adopts, stickers, charms, prints, fursuits and more!

I will work into implementing a tagging system so hopefully posts are easy to navigate, and people looking for specific things can find them easier!

Advice/Suggestions on how to improve are welcome, my inbox will be open for any questions or suggestions, as well as DMs.

UPDATE: Now everyone on tumblr feel free to tag your commissions posts with the tag #commissions shop ! i will be following the tag and adding any posts i see on it to this blog's queue!

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dyarikku

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have i explained my convoluted pikmin 3 setup here yet

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what was that, gooner? you're "done" grating parmesan?

I don't know, that's a pretty big chunk youre pinching, there.

I don't care if you slice your thumb on the grater, gooner.

Keep grating for your Alfredo Mommy.

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art dump but it's all ocs

i KNOW this is not what any of you guys followed me for but i just have to remind you all that i AM in fact alive <3