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i just did the BOFA thing to my mum and she goes “that’s very rude” and I said “i’m sorry, i meant it as a parody” and she said “of what?” then i said “a parod-eez nuts” and i heard my dad laugh from the other room

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To reduce my screen time, I have weaponised my overactive and entirely impractical levels of empathy for inanimate objects. Wym you’re picking it up again? While it was sleeping? You complete and utter monster, let it rest!!

And it works. It works like a CHARM. Silly problems require silly solutions!

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me re-scrolling thru older convos w/ my friends becuase i remember how much i enjoyed talking to them about the subject

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Do you ever refrain from interacting with posts you really enjoy because you DON'T want the original tags recommended on your dash? (Example: I see lovely art from a fandom I don't know. I want to reblog it but can't because I don't want everything from that fandom on my dashboard for a week.) Yes

No

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tumblr notifs: Mutual™ has liked your post

me: *clicks on the button to see which post* I must know which of my humble offerings have pleased my dearest.

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so last year during a period of intense suicidal depression i made this necklace that i always wear, right, and the thing is it's genuinely brought me a lot of comfort and relief and i've developed a strong sentimental attachment to it, to the point that i can inarguably state that it's had a net positive effect on my mental wellbeing. however i did now just have to stop to almost throw up laughing because i realised that i've succumbed to the amulet.

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I may be childless, but people tell me all the time that they transitioned (at least in some part) because of me. That's how trans people reproduce. I'm basically breeding you every time that I tell you to take hrt. Get pregnant for me, "cis boy."

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do you have a website (other than tumblr)?

- yes

- no

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@oliverthewisest

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fuuck I need to trap my friends in a haunted corn maze and make them attack each other

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If tumblr shuts down you can find me in living in a shotgun shack. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in another part of the world. If tumblr shuts down you can find me behind the wheel of a large automobile. If tumblr shuts down you can find me in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. It tumblr shuts down I'll send myself an ask that says "how did I get here?"

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h.... he was looking at porn while on the job.....

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