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an article came out in the Harvard crimson today saying that allegations of antisemitism were false because they surveyed Harvard faculty who are accused of systemic antisemitism and 60% of them said there’s no systemic anti-demotion and only 20% say there is. Gee I wonder what percent of JEWS say there’s antisemitism maybe we shouldn’t ask the perpetrators of systemic antisemitism whether it exists that would be like asking the majority white population of the post civil war U.S. south whether there’s racism.

“we investigated ourselves and decided we did nothing wrong.” basically

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Nothing hits like "romantic couple and a third guy who's not dating either of them but is definitely a part of this dynamic"

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i remember when i was a child internet safety was like "if you even hint at the country you live in, you're gonna get kidnapped and murdered", and nowadays it is encouraged or even necessary to give corporations every single personal detail if you want to use anything because if they can't sell your information they cry so hard they throw up

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having audio processing issues is so humiliating like yeah i heard you and yeah i was actively listening but the problem is i dont know what the fuck you sayed

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romance is a type of friendship and im sick of people pretending like they're two seperate categories. your romantic partner is Supposed to also be your friend like at the very least why are we pitting romance AGAINST friendship when they r intertwined???? romantic partners are also friends and u can have romance with ur friends stop acting like these bitches are seperate forces

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x / raymond carver

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“i’m not the same as who i was before [x] thing happened to me” does it help to know that you would not have stayed that person regardless

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An older comic from when I used to work at Build-A-Bear

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Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharoah’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharoah’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharoah’s wrath

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I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

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small talk enjoyers when the weather is in any way notable:

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it’s a new month !!!!!!! and i hope something wonderful happens in it for you !!!!!

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